At 11/3/09 08:09 PM, KeithHybrid wrote:

Except for maybe the water levels in Donkey Kong Country...but maybe it's just that they're bearable because of the awesome music...

Either that or Enguarde. He was a badass with his sword attack.

At 11/3/09 02:02 PM, milinko959 wrote: Now you know what to get her for her birthday.

More underwear? Yes, of course!

Jerry was incredible. I can almost guarantee that it will be in November's top 10 movies.

Meh, pretty boring day. Nothing too exciting came out.

Boys-13

Girls-8

A cell phone.

At 11/3/09 01:46 PM, Wuggawoot wrote: Yeah. Go bone her now.

Also, what'd she look like?

Skinny, blond, and about 14.

Pretty much every coin challenge in Diddy Kong Racing made me want to kill myself.

I hate, hate, HATE Marble Zone from Sonic The Hedgehog (1991).

I got kittens back in June. They're still alive, which is a big accomplishment for me.

At 10/28/09 09:00 PM, ParadoxVoid wrote: unless Rare ceases to be owned by Microsoft.

Doesn't sound too far fetched. Rare's had like, what, one success with Microsoft?

So, I was in my art class yesterday and on my way to the supply cabinet, I met up with this freshmen girl I barely know. I said hello to her and all of a sudden she said, "Boxers are God's gift to the world". I then said, "What?" and all of sudden she push her pants down a little bit to show me her plaid boxers. They looked exactly like a pair of guy's underwear.

So, Newgrounds, was she coming on to me?

At 10/30/09 07:57 PM, The-Evil-Daed wrote: I used to have Donkey Kong Land 1 for Gameboy back when I was littler, and I remember it being it's own independent game. It was pretty kickass too.

I think you're mistaking DKL for the DKC ports.

No because the DKC ports came out for the GBA and GBC (The original)

The Donkey Kong Land series was just for the regular GB.

At 10/24/09 02:15 PM, xscoot wrote: River City Ransom. Great fun.

I second this opinion. This is a stellar title for the system and it's definitely worth 500 points. Plus, IGN gave it a 9 on their rating scale, so it's officially good. ;)

Obviously this parody thread failed on an unprecedented level.

At 10/21/09 04:43 PM, Meepster wrote: Isn't cod 6 going to be like Arabian zombies?

More like Middle Eastern/Russian zombies, but basically yeah.

Also, Crash 3 roolz.

I learned all of my elementary math skills from Donkey Kong Jr. Math for the NES, yo.

HOLY CRAP!!! PROGRESS AND CHANGE!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!1

"Ha, welcome to our world Microsoft Owners!!!", screams the Nitendo Wii owners.

They all cheated.

This Bill Watterson cartoon pretty much shows how these types of things work out. Just replace cartoon character with video games.

At 11/1/09 11:31 PM, Yamor wrote: They could put all the Donkey Kong Country games on there no problem. If they did that I would rush out to buy one.

Do you mean Donkey Kong Land?

Has anyone mentioned that guy from Shenmue, yet? He was freakin' awesome.

According to Nintendo Power, fire flower's fire balls don't have much affect on bosses anymore.

...dammit.

At 11/2/09 02:23 PM, Jackho wrote:

At 11/2/09 06:11 AM, puddinN64 wrote: Sony.

I Agree.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID DAMMIT

At 11/3/09 12:03 AM, pop798 wrote: Okay lets take this slowly..... I enjoy the new stuff thats out but.... nothing really can beat the old stuff and it cant be forgotten. Crushing goombas is always a clasic and fighting gannon with 8-bit graphics or shooting ducks with a phycodic dog or... you get the point. Old stuff shall never be forgoten.... At least with me they wont.

That logic doesn't clarify anything. Isn't the SNES retro, too? Maybe it's not 8-Bit 80's Nostalgia, but the games aren't exactly 360 Graphics and PS3 Sounds, are they?

At 11/2/09 10:31 PM, gamerguy23 wrote: No, I say only rent Deadly Creatures, and use your money on something else like The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks.

Hmmm, maybe. I really want to support games like Deadly Creatures, though. We need more games like them on Wii.

No, but I do play Peggle.

At 11/2/09 10:20 PM, squidly wrote:

At 11/2/09 10:03 PM, puddinN64 wrote: Gamestop will be dead in about four years, so who cares? Let's make fun of them while they're still kicking.

No they won't, Gamestop still is one of the bigger players in the VG sales department.

You don't think that DLC and Digital distribution is going to slowly kill off these brick and mortar shops?