But if Mario dies, who will distribute the multi-colored pills?

At 11/1/09 11:11 AM, BullCut wrote: Destroy All Humans! got fucked in the ass.

True that. THQ messed that up worse than Michael Jackon's face.

At 11/14/09 03:19 PM, KeithHybrid wrote:

Also, nostalgiafags sucks.

Is this in any way directed towards me?

At 11/14/09 03:18 PM, falz3333 wrote:

At 11/13/09 06:10 AM, puddinN64 wrote: Did you mean Megaman?

Oh yeah!!!! I can't BELIEVE I made such a dumb mistake. I was talking about megaman this whole time. THANKS!!

Yeah, that's okay. Lots of people mistake "Man" with 'ten". Also, you got the wrong image. Megaman looks like this:

At 11/14/09 09:21 AM, GodsBitch wrote:

At 11/14/09 09:20 AM, puddinN64 wrote: My name was under every "Last Post" box on the first page of this board. It was awesome and you can check my post history to verify it. The system told me several times to slow down.

Brilliant. You should have taken a screen shot as you're trophy piece.

I'll try to do that if it happens again.

Also, anyone here up for Wii Online gaming?

Santa, The Easter Bunny, Leprechauns, The Tooth Fairy, Elves, and ghosts are not real.

However, Jesus and God are.

Here ya go

SO, does anyone know why the Network News board has been completely abandoned? How come no one posts on it anymore? Is it all user page stuff now, or something else? Will it ever make a comeback or are we waiting for it to just be destroyed?

Communist in Space should have gotten #1.

Stupid Porn...

At 11/10/09 05:00 PM, amydtague wrote:

Much love,
Ben's Sister

If this is a joke, you're going to Hell.

If it's real, than thanks for sharing. i pray for people like you every night.

At 11/14/09 05:31 AM, GodsBitch wrote:

At 11/13/09 08:22 PM, puddinN64 wrote: I filled the entire board with the latest posts this morning at like five. It was miraculous.

Nope, I missed it. How many threads are we talking here? Would have been pretty cool if you had the entire first page flooded with your name.

My name was under every "Last Post" box on the first page of this board. It was awesome and you can check my post history to verify it. The system told me several times to slow down.

This all looks super awesome. Any way this could pan out into a Behemoth side project?

I can do a variety of voices. Anyone want a demo?

At 11/14/09 04:18 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote:

I strongly reccommend that you try and find it some way or another, be it Virtual Console, pawn shops, whatever.

Word to the wise: THIS GAME IS HARD AS BALLS. The first level is pretty difficult, and if you get it on the VC, the code system is completely neutered.

So, how many of you fit the stereotype of your typical programmer?

The U.S.A. and The People's Republic of China will have an armed conflict by 2020, I guarantee it.

I can try it. When do you need it by?

At 11/14/09 08:13 AM, DLReloaded wrote: I forgot how to add a banner to my profile. Help?

1. Go to "My Account"
2. Click on User Page Header under "Account Configuration"
3. Upload an image that fits the proper parameters.

This is one of me on top of the highest point of elevation in New Mexico, Mount Baldy.

At 11/13/09 06:33 PM, DanielZ wrote: I only speak two languages- English and Russian... whoop-dee-doo

Oh boy! How does one get to learn Russian? Can you use it's characters too?

Well, that's a relief to me. I've never been much of a math man.

At 11/13/09 07:56 PM, Jercurpac wrote:

If you want to be entertained I'd suggest Dawn of Souls for the GBA. You get FFI and FFII in vastly modernized packages and you can probably find it for under ten bucks. If you want the full NES experience then go for it. Just be aware that the pacing is going to be much slower than you're used to if you've never played an NES RPG before.

So, does Dawn of Soulds add or radically change the gameplay of the first Final Fantasy?

At 11/13/09 10:07 PM, Benovere wrote: Did they find the water near to where neil armstrong landed? It might just be his wiz making headlines.

Neil Armstrong couldn't piss in space.

Does anyone here get the official Lego magazine?

At 11/13/09 09:02 PM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: IDK not a lot of options.

I love it. Thanks.

At 11/11/09 04:55 AM, Box-Killa wrote:

Or possibly a hybrid, such as the Jock-Nerd

Yeah, that's pretty much me.

Speaking in Spanish was pretty weak.

The sarcasm or lack thereof is making my head hurt.

At 11/13/09 07:14 PM, Katzenjammer wrote: de tocqueville.

Man, you seriously need your own Comedy Central show.

I like her chest.