At 11/8/09 10:42 PM, wtflolnoob wrote:

At 11/8/09 10:41 PM, Perversion wrote:

At 11/8/09 10:39 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: It's called the story of your life, you stupid cunt.

your mother.

Your father.

My sister.

Wait...

He's going to need a shit load of Viagra to get his penis to stand up.

Thirteen is a pretty weak age, all you can do is sign up for accounts online without lying about your age.

Two more years and you can start learning to drive though, which luckily I hope to be doing sometime soon.

At 9/29/09 01:19 AM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: Picture was taken 2 weeks ago.

Damn, except for some weird spots on the face, that looks really good.

God damn I wish I could see that kid when he grows up, he's gonna be able to smash cars with his bare hands.

If only I was four years older, had my own apartment, and enough money to burn to get that.

Sadly, I don't.

Every group has douche-bags.

Hinduism, Buddhism, Christianty, Atheism, whatever it is there are people who are going to argue over it, this doesn't make the religion or lack of one bad.

Like you said, everyone is entitled to believe what they want to believe and for plenty of people their religion can provide stability and something that lets them to connect with their family. On the other side Atheism has more freedom to it where you don't have to worry about an all seeing power watching your every move or being worried of coming back to life as a slug.

The world would be a much better place if people kept an open mind.

At 9/16/09 09:49 PM, ngmastah wrote: Not sure if this matters, but the 26 year old would be female and the 14 year old would be male.

Well snap, that's one lucky kid. Still illegal, but if it ever got to court it would probably be frowned on less. I mean, the judge would just congratulate him and send him on his way.

Sorry to say, but your friend is right. If a twenty six year old screws around with someone who can't even drive a car yet there's gonna be hell to pay.

P.E and World Geography are pretty shitty for me. I like the teacher for my geography class, but the lessons are boring as shit. P.E just flat out sucks, my coach is a dick and we spend 40 minutes lifting weights and then 20 minutes running before we can play a game.

My school is set-up where classes are an hour and a half long and you alternate between 1-4th periods and 5-8th periods every day.

I can't even eat Sour Patch Kids without my taste buds being half dead for a week afterwards.

Just add text.

At 8/1/09 01:06 AM, Guest8792 wrote:

I should start a chart for all the fuck ups of NG.

Ha, you'd need a 60 yottabyte hard drive to do that.

Q: Who's going to win the next superbowl?

A: Obama.

God damn, is there anything he can't do?

That's fucking sick. I honestly hope that the whore in that video gets AIDs and dies a slow and painful death.

As for whoever said this is what happens when you eat meat, there the killing actually has a purpose and they don't torture the animal, it's killed quickly.

So you haven't told us yet, was it wasted? Or did you eat it?

Post that is blank.

I know somebody who'll be dining in hell tonight.

At 12/25/08 02:21 AM, RedDreadSky wrote: Well we never liked you either.

Alright, I PMed him, and I hope he'll delete it.

You won't have to see me anymore.

Seriously, I think this is true.

I come here because I have nothing better to do, and now looking back on it I feel like I've wasted almost three years on this site.

And holy shit, I need to leave. If I PM Wade will he delete my account?

She has a penis.

We were staying at a hotel and I found a used condom covered in SHIT in the toilet.

That's not a lie either.

You are the best older brother ever. My older brother sucks, all he ever does is smoke weed and eat all the fucking Oreos.

At 12/24/08 11:47 PM, Sekhem wrote: i get my presents in advance because i'm jewish

You sick fuck, how could you do that to the World Trade Center?

At 12/25/08 12:21 AM, anti-christ666 wrote: Today, Christmas Day, is my birthday! Celebrate my birthday by being with your families!!
Also by posting here!

Happy birthday.

Also, I made your name more suitable based on your birthday.

Fuck me senseless, it's 12:30 here and we don't get to open shit till 6-7 a.m.

I ought to kill you all for living in different time zones than me.

Take a huge shit on their porch, ring their door bell, and run away.

Good god, he just guessed Happy Negro.

This is a really hard puzzle game. I still don't think I got it right.

I'm laughing out loud.