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At 7/23/09 05:00 PM, Piss wrote: Good to hear! I'm not a gamer myself but I can relate to the frustration of electronics breaking.

Yes, those goddamn Malaysian vibrators. They never last.

At 7/23/09 04:14 PM, urbn wrote: But you said you couldn't get it anywhere? How is this possible?

Are you familiar with the concept of a lie?

Also, Ebay.

Spoiled little shit, try going outside occasionally.

Those goddamn mods, the list of things we are allowed to say is getting shorter and shorter.

Viva La Revolución!

At 7/23/09 03:53 PM, gibleto wrote: Wow. It's so deep and intellectual.

You don't watch an action movie for a deep and intellectual plot, you watch it because you want to see shit get blown up.

It needed to be done.

It's threads like this that keep Newgrounds alive.

At 7/23/09 03:55 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: We already have a topic on the front page.

That one is different.

Prison should be a small concrete room with nothing in it except a toilet and a wooden plank to sleep on.

We treat criminals better than regular people. They get TV, reading material, porn, and a big yard to walk around and socialize in.

The criminals shouldn't get any of that fancy shit, they chose to break the law, understanding the consequences, they get to live in a room with cable and porn, and they get healthcare.

Scarface FTW.

Spoiled little shit, try going outside occasionally.

At 7/23/09 12:50 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote:

At 7/23/09 12:28 PM, Callum123456 wrote:

At 7/23/09 12:27 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 7/23/09 12:26 PM, Dugh wrote: 1. Somebody really cares.

I feel the same.

so do I

I love being quoted, but I'm famous for never being quoted at all.

That's too bad...

I would hide in their pubic hair, then when they tried to masturbate, I would bite their hand.

At 7/22/09 11:49 AM, Shikamarana wrote: Well, is he a good soldier at least?

A good soldier? Well of course! He's a level 35 Wizard silly!

Ready the harpoons, we got a big 'un.

Alcohol is bad for you small child.

Rape, Undo.

Rinse and repeat.

I do believe that they are telepathically masturbating.

Please be a troll.

At 7/23/09 10:40 AM, junkietomato wrote: I don't get it. "Our Sun [technically a star]" why did you [technically a human being] had to add something so redundant? And BTW that won't destroy the entire universe.

It will freeze the Universe killing everything.

Heavy metal, metal, and rock are my favorites.

Could you please try to make less sense?

Slam the freezer door on your face repeatedly.

Thrust your head into a bucket of ice water.

Why are you advertising your website here?

Owls are my favorite.

Why can't we see our art reviews?

Serves the fucker right, I hope his death is slow and painful. What's he going to do? Fire another rocket into the ocean?

If you torture a man who gives you information so you can stop a terrorist attack and save 1000 innocent civilians, was it worth it? Of course, I consider the hurt feelings and mangled bodies collateral damage.

Victory is victorious.