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Response to: a cigarette.. Posted July 26th, 2009 in General

How about this, don't smoke, give nothing to the companies killing innocents, have a lot more money, and live a lot longer.

Response to: Octomom gets her own TV Show. Posted July 26th, 2009 in General

I suppose all you have to be able to do these days to get a TV show is have a bunch of kids and abuse them.

What a lovely society we live in.
Response to: First Church of Atheism Posted July 26th, 2009 in General

At 7/26/09 05:09 PM, Cables wrote:
At 7/26/09 05:04 PM, Psychophobia wrote:
At 7/26/09 05:01 PM, Cables wrote:
At 7/26/09 04:51 PM, Psychophobia wrote: I am Religious, and I believe in evolution.
Why? Thats basically saying, "I have a explanation for everything, but I'm still adding God to, since he comforts me"
No, not at all, it's saying God created the Universe, instead of nothing.
Why do you have to say that a sentient being created a universe though? Thats impossible!

I request proof, proof which you cannot give. Never make a statement without being able to defend it to the grave.

Response to: Annoying kids or bad parenting? Posted July 26th, 2009 in General

Some people are dicks, they were born dicks, and they will always be dicks.

Response to: First Church of Atheism Posted July 26th, 2009 in General

At 7/26/09 05:01 PM, Cables wrote:
At 7/26/09 04:51 PM, Psychophobia wrote: I am Religious, and I believe in evolution.
Why? Thats basically saying, "I have a explanation for everything, but I'm still adding God to, since he comforts me"

No, not at all, it's saying God created the Universe, instead of nothing.

Response to: What do you think of Atheism Posted July 26th, 2009 in General

Atheism is the denial of logic pertaining to the existence of God, and the acceptance of no logic pertaining to the nonexistence of God. Atheism is illogical, and it is taking over. Atheism is the end of intelligent life.

Response to: First Church of Atheism Posted July 26th, 2009 in General

I am Religious, and I believe in evolution.

Response to: Hornets keep getting in my room... Posted July 26th, 2009 in General

RED ALERT! Remove everything from your room and spray it all down with wasp spray, then find the hole and shove your dick in it. HURRY!

Response to: Most embarrassing moment Posted July 25th, 2009 in General

At 7/25/09 02:11 AM, TheBigGoose91 wrote: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul.

Copypasta.

Response to: To know everything. Posted July 24th, 2009 in General

Tedious.

Response to: People Who Can't Quote Properly... Posted July 24th, 2009 in General

At 7/24/09 05:12 PM, elementell wrote:

:Everyone in this thread is original and funny.

Yes.
Response to: Brad Pitt = Atheist? Posted July 24th, 2009 in General

Too bad, I liked him.

People Who Can't Quote Properly... Posted July 24th, 2009 in General

It really bothers me when I see someone try to quote and fail, so it ends up as colon, whatever.

:Really people how hard is it to figure out? IT'S SO FUCKING EASY, GROW A FUCKING BRAIN.

Discuss.
Response to: Quick, without thinking... Posted July 24th, 2009 in General

Megan Fox.

Delicious.
Response to: Photoshop David Hasselhoff Posted July 24th, 2009 in General

He has hair Cancer.

Response to: I Know a Pornstar! Posted July 24th, 2009 in General

Wasn't there a thread exactly like this one a few days ago?

Response to: favorite board game. Posted July 24th, 2009 in General

Scrabble, because there is no greater satisfaction, than the one you get when you watch your opponent's composure crumble as they realize that they have just been bested by a person with an obviously superior intellect to that of their own.

Or something like that.
Atheism Is Incomplete... Posted July 24th, 2009 in Politics

Atheists lack a belief in God, and if God doesn't exist, what created the Universe? Every Atheist I've ever talked to has dodged that question, saying something like, for us Atheists I don't know is a perfectly fine answer unlike you Religious folk who have to have an answer for everything.

So Atheists, what created the Universe?

Response to: How Obama will be remembered Posted July 24th, 2009 in Politics

President. Black. First.

Response to: What ever happened to SimonBirch? Posted July 23rd, 2009 in General

I think he was deleted for stealing Art.

Response to: Conspiracy on a planet wide scale Posted July 23rd, 2009 in General

Also six limbs. Head, arms, legs, and penis.

Response to: You're going out with a girl Posted July 23rd, 2009 in General

Suprize Butt-Secks.

Response to: Osama's son killed. Posted July 23rd, 2009 in General

He will enslave Obama.

Response to: The Most Amazing Website... Posted July 23rd, 2009 in General

Those homosexuals have done it again.

Response to: Let's stop with the bitterness. Posted July 23rd, 2009 in General

Communist fuck, you are trying to censor the truth. Fuck you Mr. Fulp.

Response to: The Stoner's Club Posted July 23rd, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

I frown upon your shenanigans, I would never do drugs, because I like life.

Response to: Best bond movie Posted July 23rd, 2009 in General

Anything with Sean Connery.

Best bond movie

Response to: Make up facts about god Posted July 23rd, 2009 in General

Here comes five pages of,"LOL GAWD DOE'NT AXIZT!!!!!!!!111one," just what we need.

Response to: Make up facts about Moderators!! Posted July 23rd, 2009 in General

EyeLovePoozy is a homosexual.

BananaBreadMuffin is a Jew.

EyeLovePoozy and Jade both a vaginas.

Response to: Conspiracy on a planet wide scale Posted July 23rd, 2009 in General

Did you know that 13 + 12 = 25! HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S A GODDAMN CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!11one