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As soon as I read this post I thought http://tempupload.ngfiles.com/1365091_tr olling_setup.jpg

Are you really being serious?

Easy fix: Make the prisoners work.

At 6/2/08 08:58 PM, Thundarius wrote: Colbert does have a lot of influence on the younger voters (18-30s).

It's too bad that people in that age group rarely vote.
Alot of influence over alot of nothing.

1. Texas
2. Flordia
3....
Oh wait we're doing the entire world..
1. Texas
2..

Haha, just kidding. In all seriousness though the United States has so much Tech and well equiped soldiers that it's really not even close. I was looking up aircraft carriers on the internet and was surprised that so few countries had (real) aircraft carriers, and not even in any sizable number, which I think are a pretty important part of being able to use your military in places other than home. I know someone will likey say "well lol they don't need to go anywhere else", but in a situation such as just repelling an agressor may not be enough to stop them. The 1-10s list are more of a challange though.

Wouldn't it be just silly to think that kids are capable of such violence?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poxwfAZa9 J4

Just because they're a kid doesn't mean anything.
Get over it.

Meh sorry I shouldn't have ressurected this post, should have known when I saw it on uncyclopedia that it had been there a while...

At 5/8/06 11:42 AM, Tinnymin wrote:

At 5/8/06 11:35 AM, Bryjorrin wrote: Let's just say for a second that it was a conspiracy?

Why would the government do that to their own people?

Money. Iran, Iraq Afghanistan has oil fields. Nasty fat westerner comes over and gets rich.
Now, if there was no war going on, America would have to buy this oil! And this would not do, as it would be very expensive off the honest arab.
Like a dictator, if there is money on the line, they wil do anything for it don't you agree?

Why would the United States destroy its own military installation (Pentagon) when the WTC was more than enough to get people angry at the Terrorists?

That's a much better question, most of the time the best answers I can get are "Because you wouldn't be expecting it!" and "They knew you would think that!"

Search "Loose Change Viewer Guide" on Google.
Other people have done the research for you if you look for it.
Screw Loose Change also works, but that one's a video and I like to read the text so I have time to confirm it if I don't beleive it.

At 12/3/05 05:19 AM, x_Toadenalin_x wrote: No - I consider taking human life to be abhorrant, and I don't feel I could live with myself ethically if I did. Even killing in self-defense should not be considered an excuse, in my opinion. For example, of the 35,000 dead in Iraq, even the Bush administration admits only 5000 were insurgents - 30,000 civilians dead. Source

Did you look at WHO was killing them, or just assume it's all Americas fault?

Yeah, until people talk to eachother with words and realize it's all bullshit, or did google buy the telephone companies too and have voices "personalized" to lie to you. And they'll be fake "personalized" walking around in place of people, so when you ask what happened to them today, they tell you some lie, just for fun.

Its all a conspiracy, and everyone is out to get you. Go find your foil hat.
Hah.

People not working when they don't like the conditions?
Nothing wrong with that. What are you gonna do? Clap them in irons and pull out the whip?

I see nothing wrong with buying space in a foregin newspaper to try and get them to like the country more.

At 12/2/05 05:53 PM, smith916 wrote: (let the flaming begin)

I've posted on most of the top half of the thread on this forum.

I think he meant something that contributed.

You know, something besides
"Men are evil." and the like.

Yes, because women never call eachother names.
</sarcasim>

I think your insane

At 5/20/04 12:35 PM, Flesh_shredder wrote: Why?

One of the few countries in the world that has successfully defended itself for almost 1000 years despite numerous invasion attempts. Defeated Napoleon when most of Europe had already fallen. The only European power to repel the Nazi invasion. Controlled the greatest empire mankind has ever known. The British are officially the most inventive people in the world and built the first true electronic computer. Britain even spawned other great nations with just it's social effluent, Australia with it's criminals and the US with it's fanatical religious outcasts. The English language is the richest known and has been adopted by countless other nations. Not bad for a "small" country. Perhaps other nations 50 times bigger should have accomplished things 50 times better.

Thats why

I bet you couldnt of fended off the nazis by yourself so dont give yourself too much credit.

Heres a list of inventions, http://www.krysstal.com/inventions.html
England starts to fade out there and USA starts up, too bad we came in so late.

And for the fanatical outcasts.. King Henry VIII- Oh well I want to get a divorce, What you wont give me it? Well I'll just screw them and start my own crap.

Anyways It doesn't seem like you were able to hold your colonies, shure its not your mainland but it was still yours.

Anyways I'm shure no one cares anyway. So I prolly wont be reading this again, I don't visit the fourms much.

green/hazel (pretty much same thing)

family guy: what would you do for a klondike bar? would you kill a man?
uh...
(from background)Arghh!!!!!!!!!!!

No editing posts??? wtf?

Uh, a vulcan cannon?

You just declared yourself sexist, biatch

nothing

Tanish white...

Hunt them down and kill them

Zomby ninjas

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