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*Blurk*

Meh, it's inevitable.

Typed this sentence without looking.

^Seriously. O_O

The books started sucking after the Chamber of Secrets.

At 7/14/09 08:50 AM, Skulsta wrote: BUUUUUUMP!!!

Get out. -.-

Is there actually a legal page here claiming the tank as ours? I'd have to check...

The fact that I don't have to wait for people to get on, unlike some other smaller forums I'm a part of.

What a surprise. >.<

Corruption ftw. Nothing like skeleton warriors and demonic mages.

I know a 13 year old who smokes and does pot.

It is VERY unlikely that the US would be hit by a nuke anytime soon. Their defences are too great to let any sort of ICBM through, let along a makeshift nuke by Korea.

Well, looks like this thread just went to hell.

How do you get a girl to like you if she lives a city away from you?

I like this girl at my school, but I go to a school that's about 20 Km from my house... So dating is (amost) out of the question.

Confusing. People get super pissed when a dude shoots a gun in a house, without killing anyone.

Dude, that's like.

"Whoops! My gun just fell out."

"HOLY FUCKING CHRIST!!"

*Massive crowd runs out of building*

*Swat team comes and beats the crap out of the guy*

Pretty much, anything on the internet that offers things at a cheaper price than the original is a scam.

I don't give it money, and it doesn't give me money. That's the relationship I have.

Techincally, EVERYONE has an accent, whether you're used to it or not.

And for us Canadians, the american stereotype is a glob of fat that sits on the couch all day eating nachos off his or her chest, watching sports.

Take that, society.

We do need cars.

We DON'T NEED:
Dodge
Chrysler
Jeep
Ford
Basically anything North American.

Oh, and, SUV's too. Even the best Honda can be a piece of crap in that aspect.

At 5/17/09 09:56 PM, Nerubweaver19 wrote:

At 5/17/09 09:53 PM, CompleteDouche wrote:

At 5/17/09 09:51 PM, MrPercie wrote: Being killed by friendly fire. OI ASSHOLES WTF!

Respawn in 3....2.....1

sorry this isn't counterstrike or COD
you only have one life, so use it wisely
don't rambo into a enemy bunker

Note to self: Knifing sprees in COD:WaW don't work with Entrenching tools.

A smelly old hobo who had green flesh bit me on the street. Is that a good thing?

I feel funny.

Yeah, I'm canadian and went to the states once, I saw this fucking "jingle" commercial about... drunk driving or some shit. It was so bad, I had to flip the channel for a few minutes.

At 5/17/09 08:49 PM, DarkRanger365 wrote:

At 5/17/09 08:44 PM, tuckerton296 wrote: pix or it dident happen

you want someone to show you their crap?
you sick son of a bitch

Ohh, touché!

At 5/17/09 06:51 PM, B4gle wrote: How is that a paradox? I don't get it. And yeah, I am pretty sexy.

I AM sexy.

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

Being an F-18 really sucks.

I'd post a thread both on here, bungie.net, and a few private forums I'm a part of, then tell my crush that I love her and at least try to spend my last days with her.

...Did you jizz?
You're pretty much screwed if that's the case.

You have to admit, 59 is pretty awesome.

Well, you could have been using some sort of different connector... w/e.

I mean, I fried a capture card once by plugging in the video camera adaptor, it's insides are all hardened goop.

Hark! Is that the sound of the wild "Newgrounds Pedophile?"

Swine flu isn't powerful enough to reanimate corpses. Besides, zombie disease is a parasite.

It could have easily just been a fast plane or a fighter jet. Was there any noise?