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A mall.

No kidding.

Oh, I know what's wrong.

You don't have a MAC.

*facepalm*

Five hours of cock jokes. Obviously.

I'm gonna go for

US will invade Iran, someone like maybe the russians or even the taliban will fight them, someone will drop a nuke, people will go "hey! You can't do that!" and the war ends.

I want to smack you right now.

Levels (Like the avatars): Maybe.

Post count: TOTALLY.

Idea:

1. Jack a Seahawk from the ROTC base. (Come on, they HAVE to have a seahawk.)

2. Drop a torpedo on the school, which will still cause an explosion outside of water.

3. ROTC fags die from lack of Stinger missiles.

4: ???

5: PROFIT!

6: There is no six.

Hey! This topic lasted two days! Gj.

Not Australian. But I like Airborne.

Boxers + white noise + UMP under pillow.

At 11/23/09 11:54 PM, Hellian00 wrote: Rap that actually sounds good, and isn't just shit.

Boy, isn't that an oxymoron.

I made this account when I was like 10 or so... I have no idea, man...

Pretty sure there is no "Protosscat" here other than me... so the "123" is unnecessary.

Ehh, Makarov was a pretty bad dude...

But if there's one boss that really took up my time and pissed me off...

It would have to be Jon's fridge in this Garfield game I used to have for my Gameboy... frick.. so much ducking and jumping and old food.

At 11/23/09 07:08 PM, evan210 wrote: wat

I lol'ed.

Psh... 10?

I still had the "cooties" back then.

I'm 14 now and a half year ago only then did the whole "dating" concept escalate.

Cool. Just watch out for dem mountain lions and bears. O_o

Actually, that shit scares me. Twice as many people are killed in the US by Black Bears than mountain lions.

Or so I've heard.

Wow, that looks awesome. I'd buy it.

Too bad it's an SUV.

At 11/14/09 05:59 PM, freak95 wrote:

At 11/14/09 05:18 PM, DarkSytze wrote: girls are stoopid

DONT BE SO SEXIST YOU ASS!!!!!!!!!

You know, I was just going to post about how much the "stoopid" comment was, but this...

At 11/14/09 08:58 PM, Twilight wrote: He's possibly 8. Are you seriously raging over this.

This.

Does this count?

At 11/14/09 03:58 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: You're like Forrest Gump, except not man enough to run.

Does that make him Bubba?

There's this one fat-ass in my school who is going apeshit because people don't like her.

She's fat as hell, and is a bitch to EVERYONE. Even her friends.

I just saw the commercial for this movie a couple seconds ago.

Is it just me, or is disney running out of ideas so they make a movie with dogs and christmas so all the retarded people who still watch disney's live action movies can jizz their pants?

If you haven't heard about it, google it.

At 11/12/09 07:12 AM, squidly wrote: What CAN'T you find on 4Chan?

Fish on fire raping little children dressed up as an evony ad while driving a tank painted in tye-dye pink.

With a goldfish on top.

TV's have headphone jacks?

All dem new timey eee-lek-tron-icks got meh all confuzzled-like

That's pretty fucked up. Too damn bad.

Because i'm not.

Shit happens.

At 11/3/09 08:12 AM, Sekhem wrote: i ain't wearin pants

This.