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Response to: owl city? Posted December 7th, 2009 in General

>.>

You only think the lyrics are fucked up because they're symbolic, so of course it doesn't make sense to the naked ear. Wow, oxymorons are like that, weird, I know.

How about you think this kind of shit over before poorly ranting about it?

Response to: im injured opinion plz Posted December 7th, 2009 in General

For the love of god, learn to type correctly before posting shit like this. I could barely understand what was happening for half of it.

Your mutilation of the english language astounds me.
Response to: Maplestory Quitters Posted December 7th, 2009 in General

...

You're such a fucking nerd, it's hard to comprehend, OP.

Response to: Is Newgrounds Corrupted Posted December 7th, 2009 in General

Totally can't find the dolphins.

Oh well.

Response to: In 20 years from now Posted December 7th, 2009 in General

At 12/7/09 08:53 AM, Zombified wrote: I wouldn't do anything. It's natural. In fact, I'd be pissed if anything that he only found out about that shit when he was 13. >:C

INORITE!

They'd at least be searching for the shit at like 9-10... wanking at maybe 12-14.

Response to: In 20 years from now Posted December 7th, 2009 in General

Not tell mom, and make it as not awkward as possible. >.>

I mean really, it's pretty damn normal for 13. Especially guys.

Response to: The Fat Guy Wins! Posted December 7th, 2009 in General

I hate it when wrestlers go "Sumo" on each other. >.>

Response to: Girlfriend's b-day coming up... Posted December 7th, 2009 in General

Nowai.

Lotus Exige. Your argument is invalid.

Response to: My Bday Posted December 7th, 2009 in General

Uhh... what do we have here in the list of "Embarrassing shit that really shouldn't be said in public..."

I'm in love with some girl in New York named Amy. O_o

Internet relationships FTW
Response to: Girlfriend's b-day coming up... Posted December 7th, 2009 in General

Hey, let's not rule out sex as an option just yet, my friend.

I mean, it could be the day and she's just randomly in that *ahem* "giving" mood...
Response to: New York City Meet-up 2010 Posted December 7th, 2009 in General

I'd go if my parents thought it was okay to be with a bunch of internet cock loving so-called "Newfags".

Frankly if my parents weren't douches then I'd be living with my girlfriend in New York too. >.>

Response to: If you could reliably do one thing. Posted December 5th, 2009 in General

Buy tickets to a plane headed towards afghanistan, kill a single taliban, head back home, all in one night.

I'd shat brix.

Response to: What do you celebrate in Winter? Posted December 5th, 2009 in General

Pushing the car out of the snow and wishing that it was a BTR-80. >.>

Response to: Snow :D Posted December 5th, 2009 in General

About a half meter fell all just yesterday here in Alberta, Canada....

It's flipping crazy, I woke up at 5 AM yesterday and you could see the grass....

Response to: What Do You Not Want For Christmas? Posted December 4th, 2009 in General

Rasins.

Response to: I screamed at my girlfriend... Posted December 2nd, 2009 in General

At 12/2/09 09:25 AM, wtfyourface wrote: Talk to her instead of screaming at her? Communication is the key.

Unfortunately, in this case, the lock is broken.

Response to: Who the hell were you in 2009? Posted December 1st, 2009 in General

Lots of shit. Mainly relationship stuff, but I've certainly matured more.

Now I'm just an ass. XD

Response to: zombie apocalypse survival guide Posted December 1st, 2009 in General

At 12/1/09 06:57 PM, benjix555 wrote: I think this is sufficient enough.
And at only $13.95!

That's a great book. I love how he's dead serious through the whole thing.

Response to: Hay, its now December Posted December 1st, 2009 in General

At 12/1/09 08:20 AM, RDSchley wrote: I wanna see "Kiss saves Christmas"...it just sounded so awesome when I saw it on Family Guy.

/flameshield on

This.

Response to: If you like Rammstein whats your... Posted December 1st, 2009 in General

Buck Dich, Du Hast, Hitler, and the english version of "Stripped", just because he sings it like a fag. :P

Oh, and Amerika.

Response to: EVER stuck a finger up your ass? Posted November 30th, 2009 in General

Wait.

You can mastrubate with your anus?

Boy, am I behind the times.

Response to: Most Useless Product On Tv? Posted November 30th, 2009 in General

At 11/30/09 07:59 PM, CloudEater wrote:
At 11/30/09 07:55 PM, SJLifeisgood wrote:
At 11/30/09 07:49 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote:
At 11/30/09 07:43 PM, IamWeird33 wrote: Sham wow
This gets my vote, it's ridiculous.
Same here
Have you not seen how good it is, it soaks up 90% of the liquid you spill just like that!!

Last time I was at a major mall, there was an out of store vendor DEVOTED to that shat.

Response to: i just bought a G3 airsoft gun Posted November 30th, 2009 in General

G3... lawl.

Steyr AUG FTW

Response to: My cockyness almost cost me my life Posted November 29th, 2009 in General

So... what happened?

Response to: Goriest way to kill yourself? Posted November 29th, 2009 in General

At 11/14/09 05:03 PM, DarkSytze wrote:
At 11/14/09 05:00 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:
At 11/14/09 04:59 PM, DarkSytze wrote: this is the exact reason why i don't come to newgrounds anymore
This is the exact reason I never leave newgrounds.
to see how shitty topics cripple the forums as if it were a cancer? you sadistic prick

I'd give you points for that if you didn't speak in all lower caps.

Long-Distance relationships. Posted November 29th, 2009 in General

Do you think that they're pathetic?

IMO, it's only stupid if some 20 year old guy gets together with a 13 year old girl or some shit...

Response to: what kind of boobs do u like Posted November 29th, 2009 in General

At 11/29/09 10:49 PM, arbiterg wrote: Well i was thinking about somme thing like that........

OMGWTFHAX

Response to: You've taken over the world Posted November 29th, 2009 in General

At 11/29/09 08:59 AM, Arctic-Zone wrote: Ain't No Rest for the Wicked- Cage the Elephant. Fucking awesome song.

YOU ARE OFFICIALLY AWESOME.

Response to: I fuckin' love ya, NG! Posted November 29th, 2009 in General

At 11/29/09 11:06 AM, Nihem097 wrote: What?!

Why ask what. Er... wait.

And I guess I'm gay.
Response to: Has this been done before? Posted November 29th, 2009 in General

Ha! I'm part of an internet milestone!

Ng ftw.

*rz~