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All yer military needs.

That sucks, bro.

Coast Guard... because I can't swim.

This is so sad I need to type in third person.

Protoss shed a single tear as Sanjay left the BBS, put his cup of tea down, opened the window, and pondered for ten long years.

I can't shit and eat at the same time... just the whole "though and through" sensation sets me off.

Inb4thatswhatshesaid

I find that all "Zack's" are either brainless or just douchebags.

At 12/29/09 11:03 PM, Bladezguy wrote:

At 12/29/09 09:42 PM, Excursius wrote: just wait until you lose ACTUAL family.

I bet you've never had a dog or cat so shut the fuck up.

No fucking kidding. >.>

Fag.

It would change into anything I thought about a second earlier.

I could end up with the biggest collection of random shit evar.

Oh, shit bro. That sucks. My condolences.

I would love to have an FN SCAR-H, if just for hunting. Other than that... a Cheytac Intervention, or a Steyr AUG. But the standard one... not that bullocks LMG in modern warfare. Eew.

While you were doing you're asian thing, I was being a nazi.

I'm asian too. O_o

Yeah...

Die.

I'm a single child.

prawned.

Fuck you guys, leg sex ftw.

When you shove your dick under her leg... I'm too lazy to explain.

I'm bad every year.

Have to fuel my steam engine somehow... at least this shit is free.

Ferrets... PSHAW.

At 12/21/09 12:10 AM, truegamer1 wrote: I would beat up every user that's under 13 and tell them there's a reason people under 13 shouldn't be members because I would be sent to kick their assess

Holy shit, I'm actually accepted into the internet now. That took a bit. >.>

I don't have anything against anyone here, but I would certainly like to see a fight between two senior users here... would turn out interesting due to the age group.

At 12/20/09 11:56 PM, creamsoda139 wrote: When I speak to myself alone I always talk in a normal voice, never a whisper.

This. I don't care what people say.

Occasionally I'd talk to myself while playing computer games... it's like how in CoD 4 in the first mission where price and gaz say "1 ready, 2 ready:, i'd say "3 ready". I always assumed Soap was three. ..../rant

At 12/20/09 06:44 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: This is the truth.

I concur.

At 12/20/09 05:57 PM, Bendt wrote: BUT Now What?!

Seriously, is it time yet to put my weener in?

How about STFU and GTFO?

At 12/20/09 06:53 PM, TheWingMan wrote:

At 12/20/09 06:37 PM, COMboy112 wrote: Country?

You can ask the goverment to set their price for the land, then buy it off them, then can you have your own country?

Well, they did it in Family Guy.

Yes, but that was a legal SNAFU.

The male has to be named Paul.

PAUL! AHAHAH! WHY DID YOU NAME HIM PAUL! AHAHA! THAT'S A HUMAN'S NAME

Eh... now that I think about it...

Hosts and critics are always biased. When some single person makes a top 10 or w/e, it's total bullshit. You could have Lady GaGa at the top and something like Nirvana at the bottom.

Thanks to blazer for posting so I can post again.

Alright, in all seriousness: I'm kindof in the same situation as you. There's shit at school, nobody gives a fuck anymore, etc. And the one thing keeping me from snapping and going on a killing spree is having internet friends.

Preferably at least one who is really close (if possible, of the opposite sex) and knows what kind of situation is going on. I don't give a shit about real life, I just hang by myself. And I can always rely on that friend to be there when I get home.

Well, in my case it's a girl from New York who's closer to me than anyone else who's ever been in my life... but it should work fine for you.

Good luck, bro. PS: Don't cut yourself, it hurts and accomplishes nothing. I tried. Got bored.

At the helm of an MI-18 Havoc.

Fucking terrorists with Stinger missiles...

School bombing is the only answer.

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Don't say "Fuck".

Say "Intercourse".

They we're cool back when they did the album "All the Right Reasons", but since then Chad Kroeger turned into a Kidd Rock wannabe and Dark Horse is all about drugs/sex and all that bullshit. I hate them now.

Genre changing faggots...