Looking at this is the goriest way to kill yourself.

Good job...

What's up with "insert pun here"

I mean "insert details here"

Now go make fun of someone/something!

Is it really that old?

If you want to show off, have a guy stand right next to you, put the camera to the side to make it look like it's just you. Get one guy to jizz/piss while you jizz/piss. Show it to your friends..

None of em' because to me, they're all dead.

This is why I never go to 4Chan EVER.

LOL, I tried that and it worked but in different order. That's just weird....

dunno
:r us sure ur a man?

At 9/13/09 02:31 PM, SeanJoystick wrote: They make da best movies ever!

Good to know that
i guess

i will rule the internetz

At 9/8/09 09:49 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: You are clearly eleven.

wow, maybe your right

If i had an extra arm, i would use it to pick my nose while using the computer.

it can be any part (ie:legs,eye,hair,etc.)

haha lol!

i mean they are homicidal, so they DISGUISE the poison in a container that looks like medicine, i mean i cant even tell the difference between the medicine stuff and poison. They are all liquids with almost the same color.

You know how to usually have to get shots from the doctor ie:Flu shots,etc.

Would you have to worry about the doctor "accidentally" using poison instead of the actual stuff. By accidental, i mean that your doctor is secretly homicidal and kills you with poison.

gotta catch em all?

wow.... that is the hardest thing ive read in a long time! Bravo bravo

they made too much love XD

first DOom and Quake. Then Half life

House arrest really means that you dip your swizzle stick into the rear end of a 10 year old male who sucks on your swizzel stick after removing it from his rear end... then getting cought and offering the police woman a taste.

what?

Since you all ready know about C++, stick with it. Unless you want to make video games, join a company or buy an engine(if you are expert). Other than that,, you decide.

house arrests means they watched too much television like cops, thinkin' its cool to break into someones home, meaning they were high when they were watching.

Nah just joking XD

At 9/7/09 02:21 AM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote:

At 9/7/09 02:20 AM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote: Edward has no blood and therefore no semen and therefore Bella never got pregnant.

Everything you know is a lie.

But yes, Twilight will be forever referred to as a faggot for naming himself after shitty literature. D:

Except he might be a she. It changes from time to time.

haha true XD

my hair because i need a new hair do!

At 9/6/1869 08:51 PM, brenheezy wrote: I text pretty damn often! And I saw this guy, and people are seriously impressed with him, he doesn't hold the record but he's up there for nearly breaking it, but honestly I thought he was damn slow (despite the blatent nevres), I'm 80% sure I could beat the record! If I make a youtube video will I qualify for breaking the record?

Lets see you try

At 9/4/09 05:13 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: Killing Crime.

haha i lold at that!

ask the person who did it to teach it to u.... Oh wait, he won't, cause he's in Pop Heaven. RIP MJ!

never object when the couple are about to be married then say "Go out with me instead!" Then go crash the party,

The ugliest would be your mouth. When you cough, phlem is like wam and pow! You spit it out. I hate it wen people spit at the floor too!