The girls I meet aren't exactly sluts, they're just girl who crave nothing but fun. All they want is have fun. No commitment, no thinking about future, no relationship, just fun.

Whereas I'm there, alone, not enjoying the few moments of fun I have.

What you see as the thread mood is a crying face, right? Well this is what I see:

It's the first time it happens and I don't know why... Not that it really matters though...

The New Moon is nice, and it's most enjoyable during Twilight.

At 11/14/09 11:49 PM, misterchees0 wrote:

At 11/14/09 11:48 PM, Proottalfain wrote: If you enjoy peeing on people or getting peed on, you are a disgusting fuck. Party Panda sez no.

Except for some times.

Your Signature begs to differ, my friend. :3

Hence the "except for some times" :P

If you enjoy peeing on people or getting peed on, you are a disgusting fuck. Party Panda sez no.

Except for some times.

They are currently working on a new design with a white background and a shorter and navy header that would extend for the entire width of the page. There would be new options like adding other users as friends. The voting system would change, they'll remove the options to vote anything less than 5.

That'll teach that nosy jew not to steal.

At 11/10/09 10:10 PM, mrpwnzer wrote: Maybe it's mentioned in the show, but I have always wondered what would happen if you cracked it

They get thrown around the world at outstanding speeds so I don't think you'd be able to crack them.

I'd have killed the girl rather than the guy, though the guy might've followed soon afterward.

At 11/10/09 09:40 PM, Timmy wrote: Yes.

The trick is to hold your breath and scrunch up your forehead really hard for as long as possible.

It works best while taking a shit.

At 11/10/09 09:38 PM, Peaceblossom wrote:

At 11/10/09 09:35 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Kill myself. Like, stab myself in the heart with the best knife I find in the house.

That's the worst fucking idea ever. You're going to lay there bleeding for 30 fucking minutes before you finally die/

I'm sorry if I don't have a lot of experience with suicide attempts, Mr. Expert.

Tell him his country looks like a spaghetti.

Kill myself. Like, stab myself in the heart with the best knife I find in the house.

The bullet wounds look real, but eventually the red will become blue and the blood will "drip" more than you thought it would. And even right now, constantly looking like a gunshot zombie isn't the best thing around.

The dragon looks cool though. But I'm not a fan of tattoos so I don't advise getting any.

At 11/10/09 06:13 PM, Bundeswehr wrote: This topic contains so much fucking truth that it is immune from lock.

Truth? It's a question, not a statement, how can it contain truth?

Well, 192.168.1.87, I don't think your ipconfig is of much help for troubleshooting.

However, I can now know whether your computer is on or not. Which isn't of much use, really.

What?

Fuck Christmas, I think it shouldn't be an official celebration.

My plans for this Christmas:
-Work
-Not see my father's side of the family
-Not kill myself (if all goes well)

Idk just do it again with a power outlet.

My type of girls is the cheerful but discrete girl. She spreads her happiness, but doesn't attract attention.

Chrome: speed
Firefox: personalization (thus, usability)

No winner, just preferences.

Happeh Birthdeh Sensehtionalism!

I'm lucky I decided to go to the general BBS today as I rarely come here anymore.

At 11/3/09 09:57 PM, devil003 wrote:

At 11/3/09 09:53 PM, ian4678 wrote: Belly buttons and Feet.

Belly button lint.

Belly.

Bellies are awesome, but only when you see it because a girl raises her shirt slightly. I think it's because you imagine her raising the rest of the shirt.

Anyways, this morning in PE class two girls in my team raised their shirt and I was like "OMGAWESOME". I did not actually say that, I just thought it.

At 11/3/09 09:19 PM, CostaRic wrote: well it have been roaming all around my iguana's cage, so idk, in the photo hes heating in there(and it still there...I will leave it roam around the house so it would eat the insects, idk...

Lol, wild lizards heat on rocks, tech lizards heat on laptop CPUs XD

They must've had a short knife...

Had he done it with a bread knife the kid would be brainless. Or in fact any blade longer than 2 inches.

At 11/3/09 07:48 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Back of a cinema. Not really much to say about it.

You kissed the back of a cinema?

HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT?

At 11/2/09 10:46 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Marijuana
Salvia
Alcohol
Caffeine
Adderall
Tobacco
DXM
Dramamine
Amanita muscaria
Promethazine codeine
Hydrocodone

That's all I can remember. I've got plenty more to try. Some of the most basic stuff isn't even there.

What? No LSD?

Daughter, I am disappoint.

Alcohol,
Caffeine,
Marijuana

From most consumed to less consumed.

It's just so fake it's not funny at all. Shouting random profanities is only funny if you're a rebellious catholic kid who never got to hear swearing.

Aren't they the animals that regenerate real fast?

That's like the best victim ever for both psychological and physical violence.