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1.

Blushing

Topic: What To Do During Sex?

Posted: 11/11/09 07:36 PM

Forum: General

When you're on top of her, act like you're having a seizure. That's what sex is suppose to be like.


2.

Elated

Topic: NG Girls

Posted: 11/11/09 07:18 PM

Forum: General

Hey LC, you should ask him what a Twilight fan jumping off a bridge looks like.


3.

None

Topic: Crime doesn't pay / murderous

Posted: 11/11/09 07:15 PM

Forum: General

It pays for successful bank robbers.

I don't get it.

4.

Happy

Topic: Original "Ban Hammer"?

Posted: 11/11/09 07:08 PM

Forum: General

A blunt stone tied to a stick would be my best guess.


5.

Winking

Topic: retarded mailman

Posted: 11/11/09 07:02 PM

Forum: General

At 11/11/09 06:51 PM, SaucyMachine wrote: Tragedy...

Also...
For being as old as you claim to be, you have very poor grammar. :3

It's called punctuation actually, luckily intelligence isn't something you can fake.

Also, I'd call up whatever company delivered the package and demand reimbursement, that kind of shit service is just unacceptable.


6.

Elated

Topic: My first drink.

Posted: 11/11/09 06:51 PM

Forum: General

As a bartender, I recommend you do a tequila body shot off your hottest girlfriend. Get her to lay down on the bar rail, put a line of salt on her stomach, the tequila between her tits, and the lime in her mouth. Lick the salt slowly, use your mouth to retrieve the tequila, then make-out with her to get the lime.

If you're looking for a long style drink, try a Bahama Mama or a Cosmopolitan.

There are tons of shots with edgy names too like Dirty Hooker, Pornstar, Blowjob, Orgasm, Cum on my tits, and the birthday classic Muff Dive.


7.

None

Topic: Family Guy made fun of HanaMontana

Posted: 11/11/09 06:42 PM

Forum: General

I liked the episode with William Shatner better.


8.

Questioning

Topic: NG Girls

Posted: 11/11/09 06:41 PM

Forum: General

When aren't girls trashy?


9.

None

Topic: When a woman gives you a blowjob...

Posted: 11/11/09 06:38 PM

Forum: General

The only time you should worry is when she starts to reach around. A finger up the ass will not make the blowjob better, I don't care what anyone says.


10.

None

Topic: Ng London Summer Fling '09

Posted: 11/11/09 06:25 AM

Forum: General

At 11/11/09 06:05 AM, citricsquid wrote: So, uh, where can I get ID in 2 weeks? :D

When I went to Mexico when I was twelve, my parents got me some photo identification and I think we got it the same day. Your best bet would be to go to some kind of government offices that does passports or licensing and ask if there is anything they can do.


11.

Misunderstood

Topic: It is 1989

Posted: 11/09/09 03:54 PM

Forum: General

At 11/9/09 03:52 PM, Ptcfast wrote:
At 11/9/09 03:43 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Celebrate because Prinzy2 was born in 1989.
Why the angry face?

Because no one ever mentions me.


12.

Blushing

Topic: Top Nine Manly Names

Posted: 11/09/09 03:51 PM

Forum: General

I always thought Amanda was a pretty manly name.

A Man Duh!


13.

None

Topic: Women and Beauty

Posted: 11/09/09 03:48 PM

Forum: General

At 11/9/09 03:44 PM, ngman7 wrote:
At 11/9/09 03:41 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Haven't we beat this horse before?
I am not attracted to CAUCASIAN women- It's a PREFERENCE. What's wrong with preferences?

Nothing is wrong with prefering. You're not preferring though, you're excluding.

Black women DO have fuller features-many have fuller lips and broader noses.

I agree, they do look more like men.


14.

Angry

Topic: It is 1989

Posted: 11/09/09 03:43 PM

Forum: General

Celebrate because Prinzy2 was born in 1989.


15.

None

Topic: Women and Beauty

Posted: 11/09/09 03:41 PM

Forum: General

At 11/9/09 03:37 PM, ngman7 wrote: So if I don't like white women or are attracted to them, that makes me gay?

Excluding a person or people because of the color of their skin is the definition of racism.

Haven't we beat this horse before?


16.

None

Topic: Whats under Double D's hat?

Posted: 11/06/09 09:40 PM

Forum: General

At 11/6/09 09:35 PM, Aggzza wrote: boobies

Only a set of double Ds would suffice.


17.

Happy

Topic: How do you give someone the brush

Posted: 11/06/09 07:44 PM

Forum: General

She's rich, be her best friend.

Maybe your weeks of loyalty will net you a vacation to Mexico or a loaded Lexus.


18.

Questioning

Topic: Douche guide to favors

Posted: 11/06/09 06:47 PM

Forum: General

At 11/6/09 06:46 PM, poxpower wrote:
At 11/6/09 06:20 PM, AapoJoki wrote: Pox has a girlfriend!
NO COMMENT

Pox got a boyfriend?


19.

Blushing

Topic: Strawberry Clock Pin Cushion/plush

Posted: 11/06/09 06:41 PM

Forum: General

So does that mean a Prinzy2 plushie is next on the list?


20.

None

Topic: Douche guide to favors

Posted: 11/06/09 06:39 PM

Forum: General

At 11/6/09 06:20 PM, AapoJoki wrote: Pox has a girlfriend!

Impossible, he's from Quebec!

But he might have gotten a stern talking to.


21.

None

Topic: Need advice on parents/independe nc

Posted: 11/06/09 12:41 AM

Forum: General

Not having any money makes it almost impossible to do anything. It sucks I know, I tried taking a big step and it didn't turn out so well. I was probably burning a grand every couple weeks and I wasn't working so it only lasted a couple of months. Unfortunately unless you find a way to make more money you won't be able to do anything.

Wish I could help, but it sounds like your parents are going to squeeze you for your money if you don't pay your debts off before leaving the nest.

As far as getting rides from friends, I say fuck it and do it anyways. Tell your parents that since you don't have your own car and they won't let you use theirs, you don't have a choice.


22.

Elated

Topic: Women and Beauty

Posted: 11/05/09 08:04 PM

Forum: General

Yo dawg, we heard you like junk in yo trunk so we gonna put a trunk in yo junk so you can have more junk in yo trunk.

Women and Beauty


23.

None

Topic: Women and Beauty

Posted: 11/05/09 07:41 PM

Forum: General

Lol @ the racist, most black chicks have too much junk in the trunk anyways.


24.

None

Topic: So I turned 18 today and...

Posted: 11/05/09 07:36 PM

Forum: General

That sucks, I know at the bars you still can't go in at midnight even though you're of age, you have to wait until the next business day.


25.

Winking

Topic: What's your sexuality?

Posted: 11/05/09 08:20 AM

Forum: General

At 11/5/09 08:15 AM, bnwproductions wrote:
At 11/5/09 08:12 AM, Jawdyn wrote: Only a gay person would make a topic about sexuality. Batty boy!

Jawdyn respects gays and bi's
Didn't you use to be a mod?

Thinking of Jarrydn.


26.

None

Topic: What's your sexuality?

Posted: 11/05/09 08:05 AM

Forum: General

Say it all you want, won't make it true.


27.

Blushing

Topic: our post rights

Posted: 11/04/09 07:00 AM

Forum: General

Megagay idea, we have people to do that for us.


28.

None

Topic: Eggs suck.

Posted: 11/04/09 04:24 AM

Forum: General

Because it's like almost any other food, doesn't taste all that great on it's own. I can't think of many things that I eat that aren't combined with something else.

I love poached eggs on an English muffin with a little HP sauce on it.


29.

Blushing

Topic: Happy Birthday Sensationalism!

Posted: 11/04/09 01:03 AM

Forum: General

I hope you have a sensational birthday.


30.

Blushing

Topic: Philopsophy major?

Posted: 11/02/09 06:52 PM

Forum: General

I don't think being a hypocrite is a marketable skill, but I suppose Fox News would hire him.


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