When you're on top of her, act like you're having a seizure. That's what sex is suppose to be like.

Hey LC, you should ask him what a Twilight fan jumping off a bridge looks like.

It pays for successful bank robbers.

I don't get it.

A blunt stone tied to a stick would be my best guess.

At 11/11/09 06:51 PM, SaucyMachine wrote: Tragedy...

Also...

For being as old as you claim to be, you have very poor grammar. :3

It's called punctuation actually, luckily intelligence isn't something you can fake.

Also, I'd call up whatever company delivered the package and demand reimbursement, that kind of shit service is just unacceptable.

As a bartender, I recommend you do a tequila body shot off your hottest girlfriend. Get her to lay down on the bar rail, put a line of salt on her stomach, the tequila between her tits, and the lime in her mouth. Lick the salt slowly, use your mouth to retrieve the tequila, then make-out with her to get the lime.

If you're looking for a long style drink, try a Bahama Mama or a Cosmopolitan.

There are tons of shots with edgy names too like Dirty Hooker, Pornstar, Blowjob, Orgasm, Cum on my tits, and the birthday classic Muff Dive.

I liked the episode with William Shatner better.

When aren't girls trashy?

The only time you should worry is when she starts to reach around. A finger up the ass will not make the blowjob better, I don't care what anyone says.

At 11/11/09 06:05 AM, citricsquid wrote: So, uh, where can I get ID in 2 weeks? :D

When I went to Mexico when I was twelve, my parents got me some photo identification and I think we got it the same day. Your best bet would be to go to some kind of government offices that does passports or licensing and ask if there is anything they can do.

At 11/9/09 03:52 PM, Ptcfast wrote:

At 11/9/09 03:43 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Celebrate because Prinzy2 was born in 1989.

Why the angry face?

Because no one ever mentions me.

I always thought Amanda was a pretty manly name.

A Man Duh!

At 11/9/09 03:44 PM, ngman7 wrote:

At 11/9/09 03:41 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Haven't we beat this horse before?

I am not attracted to CAUCASIAN women- It's a PREFERENCE. What's wrong with preferences?

Nothing is wrong with prefering. You're not preferring though, you're excluding.

Black women DO have fuller features-many have fuller lips and broader noses.

I agree, they do look more like men.

Celebrate because Prinzy2 was born in 1989.

At 11/9/09 03:37 PM, ngman7 wrote: So if I don't like white women or are attracted to them, that makes me gay?

Excluding a person or people because of the color of their skin is the definition of racism.

Haven't we beat this horse before?

At 11/6/09 09:35 PM, Aggzza wrote: boobies

Only a set of double Ds would suffice.

She's rich, be her best friend.

Maybe your weeks of loyalty will net you a vacation to Mexico or a loaded Lexus.

At 11/6/09 06:46 PM, poxpower wrote:

At 11/6/09 06:20 PM, AapoJoki wrote: Pox has a girlfriend!

NO COMMENT

Pox got a boyfriend?

So does that mean a Prinzy2 plushie is next on the list?

At 11/6/09 06:20 PM, AapoJoki wrote: Pox has a girlfriend!

Impossible, he's from Quebec!

But he might have gotten a stern talking to.

Not having any money makes it almost impossible to do anything. It sucks I know, I tried taking a big step and it didn't turn out so well. I was probably burning a grand every couple weeks and I wasn't working so it only lasted a couple of months. Unfortunately unless you find a way to make more money you won't be able to do anything.

Wish I could help, but it sounds like your parents are going to squeeze you for your money if you don't pay your debts off before leaving the nest.

As far as getting rides from friends, I say fuck it and do it anyways. Tell your parents that since you don't have your own car and they won't let you use theirs, you don't have a choice.

Yo dawg, we heard you like junk in yo trunk so we gonna put a trunk in yo junk so you can have more junk in yo trunk.

Lol @ the racist, most black chicks have too much junk in the trunk anyways.

That sucks, I know at the bars you still can't go in at midnight even though you're of age, you have to wait until the next business day.

At 11/5/09 08:15 AM, bnwproductions wrote:

At 11/5/09 08:12 AM, Jawdyn wrote: Only a gay person would make a topic about sexuality. Batty boy!

Jawdyn respects gays and bi's

Didn't you use to be a mod?

Thinking of Jarrydn.

Say it all you want, won't make it true.

Megagay idea, we have people to do that for us.

Because it's like almost any other food, doesn't taste all that great on it's own. I can't think of many things that I eat that aren't combined with something else.

I love poached eggs on an English muffin with a little HP sauce on it.

I hope you have a sensational birthday.

I don't think being a hypocrite is a marketable skill, but I suppose Fox News would hire him.