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Apparently according to some polls on the internet Newgrounds is declining on search while Kongregate is on the uprise. Honestly I was originally from Kongregate and had a pretty high ranking account, but I switched because I like newgrounds a heck alot better.
Cons: I mean at Kongregate they flag your reviews if you use a single curse word in chat or in a review (your freedoms are really constricted) or even say you dislike a popular game, the users act really immature, you have to buy Kreds to play some games, they don't have flash submission, and leveling up doesn't give you more power as it does here (unless they mod you)
Pros: Kong does have a pretty cool friend system, chat system there is easily accessible, and supposedly they are in union with gamestop and raffle off free video games and consoles (I think it's a scam but who knows) like once a month.

I beleive Newgrounds is better and will make a comeback, but what's your opinion?

Lmao at some of the responses, but if you super cereal about this then there is only one way to solve this problem.........you need to build a time machine and kill the past version of yourself to prevent this from ever happening, besides that I mean c'mon dude everyone knows animals can't eat chocolate silly.

I enjoy watching my colbalt tarantula find his prey (it's surprisingly relaxing) and listening to coldplay on my stereo outside when I want to chill out especially "Violet Hill" that is probably their best song in my opinion.

wow epic fail, I mean this has got to be the dumbest thread I've commented to Iol guess your going to have to eat it or something but that's just nasty...

Well, honestly Im well off and way to damn lazy to look for some time capsule that could possibly be buried under my kitchen table (which I don't have). So i'd probably just play some Call of Duty Black Ops,who needs untold riches when you have an xbox.

At 2/1/11 07:13 PM, HighWay wrote: In the 1820's you were pronounced dead and buried if you had a coma. So I'm already dead.

Haha that is true, well if I lived till 1878 Id warn a Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria about his assasination and how to prevent it thus stopping World War I, stop Lincoln from being assinated in 1865, and beat up Karl Marx while Im at it. All and all it'd be fun :D

lol im happy im one of 1% of the human population that doesn't have a facebook, but in response to your problem I wouldn't friend her I mean if you don't like her it is only going to make her bug you and want to hang out with you more if you add her. Probably best to ignore lol.

At 1/31/11 10:00 PM, Chdonga wrote: What do you mean I'm naked!? Everyone else has told me these silk robes I'm wearing are the finest they've ever seen. Ah well, mind if I order you guys something?

lol classic response, Id be all like "I'll have one goofy goober sunday XD"
Ice cream guy: I think you belong over there....
me: Weenie Hut Junior?
ice cream guy: not there, there!
me: Super Weenie Hut Junior!!?

then i'd ponder why I didn't put on any clothes today and how I got a new GF as I walk over to Super Weenie Hut Junior.

Wow, that guy is acting like a complete jackass obviously he must have some kind of mental disorder or something though. Yet I would love to see that guy attempt to use his "method" on my two German Shepherds (who have killed a coyote), yet I just don't think he would get the desired results or be able to escape for that matter.

Feel bad but I lmao, I mean yeah I guess thats what she gets for being a crazy biznatch bent on world destruction. It would have been ironic if the text message was like "Happy New Year" from Dick Cheney lol glad nobody (excuding her) was hurt.

Hey Newgrounds,

Thought I'd create just a general thread for magicians to talk about the best old and new magic tricks. Where people could discuss what magic tricks they like best, if they had questions about which magic brands are good to use, or want to know the secret of how a trick works (maybe I'll tell depends :D).
So anyway anyone who is interested in magic (veterans or beginners) feel free to maybe talk what's new in the magic world or talk about a cool trick, have fun.

here is a link to a favorite of mine
http://www.seomagic-usa.com/catalog/prod uct_info.php/products_id/234

At 2/1/11 01:16 PM, CodaNinja wrote: This must have been said before but I hate how this newground review bot shit is turning everyone : Now the Reviews are boring, bland and hardly worth reading even by the artist whos work was reviewed.

Anyone agree?

Kind of depends on the feedback you give to the flash's author, I mean I agree that is definatily okay to tell the person what you don't like about a flash and how to improve it as long as your not just spamming "BLAM THIS DERP!" or being abusive. I only had a review of mine deleted once ironically it was for an awful Justin Bieber game, and I expressed my distaste for the game without being abusive. But nevertheless I angered the Bieber fan world and was subsequently blammed : (.

also feel free to review my own opening story or add comments idc : )

Option: Stand your ground, or attempt get out of these before the machines reach your house or [insert your idea here, if it is reasonable I will do it instead]

Hmm I'd say try and get out of there with Lukita maybe find out more about what's going on, not sure if he's strong to fight off a horde of machines. Besides endless torture is never a fun alternative lol

Hey I'm creating a zombie story line where hopefully I can get about the first 6 writers to continue on while I left off and create an awesome story, I will also monitor the thread to make sure everything is going smoothly. The story can be funny or scary doesn't matter as long as it makes relative sense, and if a character/writer kills himself off or is killed off a new writer is free to join on in, so have fun. All I ask is that you include your character info and story info such as:

start time:
date:
name:
age:
Location:
Weapon:
work/skill:
alliance:
end time:

and keep to the location and scenario where the previous person left off; ok ill start it off :D

start time: 8:09 pm
date: 8/21/1990
name: Farmer Johnson
age: 71
Location: Peck, Kansas
Weapon: rifle
work/skill: farmhand/basic motor
alliance: NRA Get'r done!

It was beginning to finally cool down after a long summer's day work, Johnson had just finished plowing the fields and was just sitting down on a lawn chair on his porch. Farmer Johnson often longed for the hustle and bustle of the city life but knew his place was here out on the farm tending to the business that need ta get'r done. One downfall of Peck, Kansas was that it had a population of only about 5,200 so you can imagine the monotony of a farmer's everyday life, but Johnson had his dog Pete and his wife Sara to keep him company.
After playing the banjo while hopelessly trying to sing to the rhythm of "O' My Darling Clementine" Johnson quickly drifted off to a deep sleep on his chair....

Suddenly he awoke to hear his wife calling "John it's time for bed!" As the old coot began to drearily make his way inside of his old prairie house he saw the outline of a figure in the dark approaching his property. This being the most action he's seen in awhile Johnson pulled out his old rifle and screamed "dat you Horace?!" Nope it was a young kid only about seven years or so, Johnson quickly ran over to the lad to see if he was okay. The kid seemed very frightened and only let out a quiet whimpering sound, Johnson comforted the child saying "let's get you inside and have you some pie, apple pie yep apple pie maybe find out where you belong eh?"
The boy was wearing a pair of jeans and a white shirt covered in mud and maybe even some blood, but after cleaning him up inside Sara found that the boy was not injured. As the couple sat down at the table with the boy Sara asked "aint ya gonna eat some pie?" to which Johnson "replied if the boy doesn't want pie LEAVE HIM ALONE WOMAN!" Leading to a humorous dispute that was quickly interrupted by a loud moaning sound outside.

Johnson was startled and was about to check out the noise until Sara hit him on the head with a frying pan exclaiming "Once I chek dis out im comin back for ya John!" Johnson let out a chuckle and gave the kid a nudge saying "women, go figure" leaving the kid with a giggle. Suddenly, Johnson heard Sara from outside " is dat you Horace? what no AHHHARRGGGGHHHHHARBG#!$%!$#!" Johnson and the kid froze in fear, he quickly gave the boy the leash to his long trusted bloodhound Pete and they journeyed out the front door only to stand frozen in terror.

For in the darkness there lied a group of at least fifty people covered in blood and some were even slightly maimed. Though Johnson was old as hell he was still smart enough to know he was dealing with zombies, Johnson quickly grabbed a bone on the ground and threw it into the woods causing Pete to dash after it with the boy holding onto the mutt's leash for dear life. The Farmer called after the boy yelling "boy ya gotta get the hell outta Kansas it to damn small wit these folks around, head towards the Sheriff's place first!" With the boy out of the farmer's sight the old man let out a sigh of relief and grabbed his Winchester rifle lining up a perfect head shot to an fat woman zombie charging towards him. Triumphantly the farmer hooted "learned that in Cabela's Deer Hunt," until the farmer realized he was out of ammo just as the 200 pound hulk was about to flatten him.
Quickly Johnson pulled out his trusty smith and Weston and fired two rounds into the creatures head while managing to shoot a midget zombie in the head. Johnson sheepishly let out a laugh naively thinking it was going to be easy, until he remembered he left the backdoor of the house open. The set of teeth sinking into his neck was a painful reminder of this fact. As he turned around blood trickling down to his shirt he saw the zombified face of his hated enemy/neighbor Horace, sadly Johnson wasn't wearing his glasses so he could not see the irony. As the more agile zombies began pacing towards Johnson he knew he had saved the boy and his job was done, before everything faded to black his last thoughts "wait...I'm allergic to apple pie, Damn you Woman!"

Time of death: 12:00 am
end time: 12:01 am

ok have fun with it you guys feel free to post a picture to your thread if relevant : ), and I may just make a return in the thread to add a character or some plot twists assuming college work allows me the time.

Yikes! Well he/she is running at me with a knife and clearly he/she looks hungry so I'd give it some of the delicious cake I was holding, sharing is caring :D. Or shoot it (as someone previously mentioned) to be on the safe side.....

At 1/30/11 07:59 PM, kijin678 wrote: If the guys from the show Deadliest Warrior had to determine if Goku or Superman was the deadliest warrior, who would they pick?

I'd rather see Goku win anyday of the week because DBZ was a way more epic series, but unless Goku has like a Kryptonite spirit bomb superman would win because he is so unbelieveabily cheap and could just fly around the world to reverse time to kill Goku when he was a kid : ( (according to the comic he can do that lol).

At 1/25/11 12:43 AM, Alfraydo wrote: Republic Commando was indeed a great game. Sadly, I only rented it and now cannot find it. On a side note, the book series were a good read.

lol yeah I forgot about republic Commando that game was pretty sick, it kind of like the star wars version of halo. Can't wait for Imperial Commando to come out it's supposedly in the works :D.

Well "Kemlab" my friend I don't believe China will be specifically trying to take over and invade the U.S. as the mere act of that could potentially start a nuclear war which no one wants. Besides that China really already had a major chance to become the World power way back in 1421 when China had a huge fleet of 3,500 ships and sailed to different areas of the world trading and mapping , during that time period they could have easily became a power but were torn apart internally by different factions grasping for power (a common problem which has come to haunt the People's Republic many a time). Besides that China also suffers from pollution created through overpopulation and unsanitary work conditions created by a communistic society. Overall I don't consider China a "gem" I mean I do agree they have made scientific advances and have a strong military but at the cost of their citizens freedoms, but if you truly believe China's gov. is best you can always take a trip to China through a exchange program and see what the country is like firsthand.

At 1/24/11 08:22 PM, FlaminSquirrel wrote: And I don't mean 360 games. I'm talking about original Xbox games. Yeah, that big console way back when? I want some games from it.

I was going to get Psychonauts and probably Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath, anyone else got suggestions? Any old classics from the system that I can get that I haven't heard of or little about? Thanks in advance.

I would say star wars battlefront II, kotor, halo 1 and 2, Ninja Gaiden, and maybe while your at it an xbox 360 with kinect lol. Nah, but those games were pretty tight but it depends on what genre you like.

At 1/24/11 04:56 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote:

At 1/23/11 05:37 PM, Simple wrote: Duke Nukem 3D. Oh wait, Forever is coming out in a few months... other than that nothing.

Always bet on Duke.

I was gonna say that, but seriously...

Probably like... Well... I don't know Croc or something.

Haha do you mean Croc as in "legend of the Gobos" lol I remeber that game from when I was in England, and yeah star wars battlefront tres would be sick specially if the lightsabers actually could have realistic dismemberment >:D.

Hey, just out of curiosity I thought I'd ask you guys if there was one awesome videogame that you've played and thought there should be a sequel made for it? For myself I would say either "House of the Dead" because that game is really funny and they made an awesome comeback with overkill so it'd be neat to see what comes next, or "Star Wars jedi knight Academy" as a nerdy Star wars fan I'd say that was probably one of the best star wars game ever because in that game your lightsaber actually does realistic damage compared to some of it's god awful predecessors. Anyway so yeah if you want post which (any) game you like to see a sequel made for and then maybe in the end we can come to a vote on which game deserves it the most (unlikely :D).

Delete the picture, and try to put in again. Clear your cache again and it SHOULD work. If it doesn't, then beats me.

aight well thanks for the help.

Nope that wasn't it Ive tried editing the pics to make sure they were the exact right size and still nothin.

I don't know why but for some reason whenever I try to change my profile pic or user icon it will not be submitted and stays the same. It will open up the browser and then I will click on the pic I want to change it to but after that it doesn't register in the submit box it's always just stays blank so if anyone knows whats the problem is I'd appreciate it.