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Had an orgy with like 60 guys, manliest thing evaaaaaaaar!

I guess Bahamut would then be known as "the only dragon who claims to have a vagina," and yes PMS would undoubtedly be the end of us all..

At 8/20/10 09:06 AM, Rory wrote: Fuck off.

My hero ^

At 3/7/11 10:37 AM, PowerPrower wrote: Sorry for the double post. This is why I should check the portal before I make a post, buuuuuuuut...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/56 4185
Whenever I'm seeing it sponsored by a site, with an email from Hotmail of all places...this is seeming a tad off to me. Not to mention whenever you have a link such as this:

http://www.brothersoft.com/games/mario-g ame-yoshi-s-adventure.html

Where it says you can pretty much download it freely, AND it has an author/submitter to it, so I don't quite know what to say on this one...

Hmm this is an exceptionally difficult call Prower as sadly this game is everywhere. I also agree that "ToonArcades" is fishy but it may be best to let this one go, as I don't believe there truly is enough evidence to condemn the flash just yet (but it's your call bro). I can't not seem to find an original author for the submission.. meaning it could be free to redistribute, idk.

*gives ILBC a chocolate chip cookie* this was once given to me by a wise old friend :D

At 3/6/11 09:16 PM, Narcissy wrote: Oh, I saw that show once. Wasn't really all that funny.

Depends, he has some off days and some good ones (all depends on if anyone posts anything ridiculously retarded on the internet for him to make fun of lol). For example the one where he interviewed "Fred" was depressing as hell, as I recall...

Stolen Flash Alert!

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  You Are A Pirate! Hurray! by Pointer88

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  Rated

  Ages 17+

True author: fredgdperry posted 2007

original link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbq_1Wy70 rE&feature=related

Someone on Youtube even commented it's the most stolen flash around :/

Looks like you missed another one Power lol :D

At 3/6/11 11:01 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: Why not just use the fucking wii mote

Agreed, the Wii itself has been quite the disappointment (as my friend constantly bitches about it to me). Im sure anyone who has purchased "Wii Sports pack accessories" could explain the agnoizing torture trying to get it to work can be :(

At 3/6/11 09:46 PM, Alfraydo wrote: I myself am actually quite interested in magic! I remember attempting to perform the same magic as I had seen in live shows I'd attended. I would like to join this club.

Awesome bro, as I said this club is open to anyone interested in magic ; ) Basically I'll try to make weekly posts updating Newgrounds with the lastest and greatest magic that's going on, while answering any questions you guys might have (also feel free to post tricks of your own, it's all good lol). Also should have mentioned it earlier but the 2011 Get Together Full Registration sponsered by Abbott Company is coming up in Michigan I believe, it's really an awesome thing to see they even got up-and-comer Aaron Radtz performing. So hey if you're in the area check it out :D

Hey Newgrounds,

Thought I'd create a club for magicians/magic enthusiasts to talk about the best old and new magic
tricks. Where people could discuss what magic tricks they like best, if they had questions about which magic brands are good to use, or want to know the secret of how a trick works (maybe I'll tell depends :D). Also feel free to post reviews of tricks with links to let others know how you feel about certain products.

I myself work as a part time magician during the summers and Im also long time customer with "Seo Magic of Japan". I would reccomend the company highly as their products are fairly hard to find plus it is possible to get paid for writing reviews there (which is another story, and you have to have a lot of background knowledge in the field lol).

Guidelines and Rules:
1. Follow the conduct guidelines on Faq
2. This club is open to anyone interested in anything magic (except the card game).
3. No flamming/spamming
4. Have fun :D

First Review: "The Magic Flash Banner"

This is personally a great trick for stage magic and it's easy for beginners. It gets lots of attention at almost any show and is a easy audience pleaser. Honestly not much is required for you to perform the trick, you bascically just need to have some knowledge of card force (I reccomend the
slip force). Here is a video of a performer utilizing lots of pizazz to make this trick more appealing (video). This product is manufactured by Abbott Magic in Michigan (a long standing/well known brand which has provided tricks for movies) and comes with a backup re-useable banner which you can use to include your own message.

At 3/6/11 03:16 PM, Lizzardis wrote: NGPD Roster as of Mar 11, 2011:
Good evening NGPD!

Hey, Lizz :)

Now I've realised that I've got to manually "remove" him and others when the time comes, which of course isn't a problem so that's all good really.

Well there's nothing much more to say apart from the fact i hope you are all well and that I'm still here lurking, even though I'm not posting. Unkie Lizz watches you! :3

That is a scary thought lol

Milestones::
BigMike47 - 1K total B/P

sweet I've finally made a milestone

Promotions::
BigMike47 - Police Sergeant
Decky - Private

Hey Congrats Decky, Im sure you'll be voted in in no time.

Top 5 Gainers::

BigMike47 - 174
Decky - 41
wallrus - 25
ilikeblamingcrap - 23
34Deadman - 10

Hmm, I need to pump it up more ;)

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
wallrus (3)
BigMike47 (2)

Awesome soon my conquest for world domination over the NGPD will be complete Mwhahahaha >: ).
Anyway hope you guys have a good week and stuff, I'll try to frequent at night but alas spring break is over and now Im going into testing so I may be quite busy.

Stolen Flash alert!

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  CollabEntrzUPDATEbyAero by xXshadowXmephilesXx

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  Everyone

Original link: http://aerobian-angel.deviantart.com/gal lery/12078643?offset=24#/d2aqzu5

True author: Aerobian Angel, posted 2009 copyrighted

It's times like this I think to myself, and say wtf could you be any more obvious.....

At 3/6/11 12:08 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 3/6/11 11:34 AM, Tycrane wrote:

I can't believe how stupid this guy is, uploading one of the most famous flashes here in newgrounds. Seriously.

It'll be funny if someone tries to steal Pico flash, I mean who would be stupid enough to do that?

Haha, yeah I never put anything past anyone bro. Just a month ago I caught some one who stole alien hominid lmao.

most Newgrounders= 13 yrs old = semi-retarded...... proven fact

At 5/15/09 11:09 PM, Podburrys wrote: Looks crap. Go play a real Dating Sim.

Hey! I've got an idea, why not better yet...GO on a real date lol.

You crazy kids and your hentai.

There would be an unfunny flashback sequence, like always...

Southpark > family guy

At 3/5/11 05:56 PM, TAUfanatic wrote:

At 3/5/11 05:53 PM, TAUfanatic wrote: not sure what I'm looking at to be honest

that was meant for asperchu by the way

Eh, it's not my type of sig but I'd say 6/10 (idk). The helocpter thing is pretty chill though.

At 3/5/11 05:19 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote:

voters are acting retarded today

(sigh) Wow I am feeling intense disappointment in Newgrounds as I just realized that the guy admitted to stealing in one of his flashes, but ok do you wanna send Wade a pm or shall I (it honestly doesn't matter to me)?

Stolen Flash alert!

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  Caramelldansen Craze by xXshadowXmephilesXx

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  Everyone

original link: http://aerobian-angel.deviantart.com/art /Caramelldansen-Craze-144167726?moodonly =24

True author: Aerobian angel, posted 2009

This was originally posted on the EGB thread, but I though I bring it to you guys attention as well (as the flash is still up). Apparently this person has stolen two submissions form Aerobian angel (deviant-art) and lists himself as "other" on the flash staking no claim to involvement in it, yet interestingly enough xXshadowXmephilesXx (person who's stealing) has a deviant-art account as well and makes art. Very strange indeed......

At 3/5/11 12:01 PM, PowerPrower wrote: Man, talk about your inactivity. XD Anyways, I've got a seven hour shift ahead of me at work today, so I won't be home until after 8pm tonight. If anyone wants to, I'll be on the chat afterwards for anything, so see you guys there for all who show up! :D

I'll try to do more B/P tonight as well, IF stuff isn't as dead as it was last night... :/

Agreed it has been rather slow, and I've been busy with alot of Bio./Chem. Projects. I'll try and be on chat tonight as well, maybe try to clean up the portal from abuse an that kind of jazz :D

btw sorry for abandoning you guys on chat the other night, my laptop died lol

At 3/4/11 03:11 PM, RedFuelTank wrote: JB = Justin Beaber

What reason do you have? Why do so many of you want him dead? It makes NO sense whatsoever! Some of you are adults and you wish he was dead? He's just living his dream! Jesus!

I have a picture for those of you who hate Justin.

Wow, this truely is an original topic......Links: 1, 2,3, and 4

(sigh) monotiny.......

At 3/4/11 01:04 PM, Vociferousmime wrote: If by awesome you mean a fat bitch that doesnt deserve the millions of dollars she makes...

then yes.

hmmm not much to say to that except......

In case you've been living under a cock, you'll know Paula Deen has recently become the most awesome person to ever exist, even while eating all your butter

Paula Deen does Badass shit

Paula Deen says "Twitter is for foos"

Paula Deen gets "Ham'd like thug" according to FOD

I think I love this woman, you're new queen of Newgrounds.

Discuss Paula Deen

At 3/4/11 07:15 AM, Decky wrote: I was on the chat last night and it was only me, ILBC and RMLOL that where there. We need to get more of you using it. It seems like a great set up and it's a shame that bearly any of us are using it. It'd be cool if we at least got six people on it, guess this is why in my experience chat rooms for places like this don't really work.

Nah dude, after you left me, PowerPrower, NgReviewEater, and ILBC joined lol. You missed us by like a two minute interval. I suppose it just has to do with different time zones and such.

i.e. now I have to go to work for like 3 hours lol

At 3/4/11 01:40 AM, LittleWashu wrote: I should have checked back here so I could have blown my whistle along with giving it a zero. Now it has passed judgement I will leave it to you to e-mail wade or tom about this one.

No worries, I already sent Wade a pm. Still it is always alarming when these flashes pass judgement (sigh) as it means not many people are actually taking time to review submissions....

Why have you forsaken me Newgrounds? D:

At 3/4/11 01:09 AM, Cootie wrote: Thank you for being a friend.

I don't like you, and my friend....

Stolen Flash Alert!

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  Skeet Blue by HarryBlaze

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  Type

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  Rated

  Everyone

True Author : erarde

Original Link: http://meugame.com/?p=4287

Developed around 2010

Nothing more to say about this one, it's just one of those internet games that is everywhere....

At 3/3/11 11:43 AM, wallrus wrote: Still it is weird how games2rule has no newspost, links or anything else on the userpage than flash submissions.
Who was that NGPD member who mentioned about him last time before I brought this up again ?

I really should have been more active around here...

Games2rule is pretty legit I believe them because if you look at when he submits a game he uses a games2rule.com email acount meaning he is most certainly affiliated with the Main Site. Personally Im more concerned about sponsers whos submit games like toonarcades, there are sponsors/authors like this who submit games here claiming to come from a huge website, and yet their email adress doesn't come from the site and neither do they have a link to the site in their homepage (very weird). Anyway one of these days it may be worth contacting the actual site to see if they actually have someone they've allowed to post games here (i may eventually do that, if these games keep flooding in), answer to your previous question I believe it was SHeizenhammer who first suspected something......

anyway I g2g c'yall

At 3/3/11 04:51 AM, Monocrom wrote: "Whatever happened to Baby Jane?"

Haha, yes I have seen that it was classic and pretty pyschologically disturbing as well. I believe that it starred Betty Davis and Crawford if Im not incorrect (been awhile), anyway great movie.. My favorite part was when Betty Davis fed her sister her pet parakeet or something like that, it was just plain nasty lol.

At 3/3/11 01:11 AM, crapatflash wrote: No rickroll or anything. However, there are some creepy as SHIT vids in that series so you might want to brace yourself psychologically... or at least have a spare pair of jocks handy.

Damn, I just finished watching all of the series (it's like 12:30 am right now enhancing the experience lol) it was actually pretty freaky during some parts. I was kind of hoping the series would come to a conclusion but it's still unfinished, but a new part was just uploaded when I thought I was done (creeped me out haha). Anyway thanks for the link bro, now I gotta get some sleep.

At 3/3/11 01:04 AM, crapatflash wrote:

At 3/3/11 01:01 AM, sweet21 wrote: This is better than a movie because it's free. watch the intro. Now here is the first entry, now watch the video's in sequential order. Once you have, watch everything by this guy, it will fill in some gaps in the story and add more to the mystery. Enjoy.

Fuck yes! OP, you watch these and I swear to god you won't sleep a wink for the next week.

Haha aight, I finished the intro and it has perked my interest. Just hope it's as good as you guys say and I don't suddenly get rick'rolled or killed by the girl from the Ring :D

At 3/3/11 12:55 AM, crapatflash wrote: The Exorcist. Scariest fucking movie ever. Watch it with the lights off and the sound turned up...

Yeah I saw it already, it was one hell of a beast of a movie though lol. I've also seen "The Shining" Im kinda trying to find something that's comparable to those two movies, which is hard to find with all the retarded movies out there now....