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Haha nice, some of those winners were surprising (but they deserved it obviously). Good luck with the redesign, I can't wait to see all the new bell and whistles and shit.

Also, I only can hope that Luis isn't one of the people that gets naked lmao

At 5/5/11 06:25 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: http://edition.cnn.com/2011/TECH/innovat ion/05/05/computer.kiss.device/index.htm l?eref=edition_technology&utm_source=fee dburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Fee d%3A+rss%2Fedition_technology+%28RSS%3A+
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Wow...... On the list of terrible ideas, this is definitely high up there. I can easily see people accidentally getting their servers (or some shit) mixed up and end up getting paired up with other dudes, besides who wants to stick a long thin phallus-like object into your mouth anyway?

This machine will only further ostracize society's outcasts :(

At 5/5/11 02:36 PM, Reiraptor wrote: Have slightly brighter text than the rest of us inferior beings?

Basically it represents that they're pure of heart........and that they're virgins.

Sorry for revealing the secret :(

At 5/4/11 07:25 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Well my girlfriend says it is. Post a bigger picture of the picture pl0x!

Oh yeah, I believe you're right (one of the sigs on it looks like what you said, heres' a pic).

At 5/4/11 07:22 PM, Cootie wrote: That Shaq shirt is quite gangster and if it was in my size I would buy it from you.

Haha it's not that it's not my size, it's just that it says "Classic Girl" on the label.

No worries though, I made the same mistake and tried it on lmao

At 5/4/11 07:14 PM, sixflab wrote: I don't remember hercules having Grim from the cartoon "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy". While it does use a clip from the movie it does use original stuff so I didn't flag it. I didn't think it was portal worthy though.

Huh weird I didn't see that part, (for some reason my laptop is acting rather buggy today) all I got was a blank screen after that part. Obviously he didn't make the Hercules part or the clip from the Grim Adventures. Mashing up popular cartoons isn't really that original, but I'll still withdrawl my claim (as I'm unsure if such a compilation as this would still be "whistle worthy")

At 5/4/11 07:06 PM, Ptero wrote:

At 5/4/11 06:59 PM, Pride wrote: - The Blue Knight (unopened)
- "Jade Empire" for Xbox (I'll probably give this to one of my bros, as I'm currently Xboxless T-T)

I'm so jelly. You lucky bastard.

Haha, yeah I got some pretty tight stuff (this year's boxes may beat the ones from last year) ^_^

Guess I'll have to go to one of my friends' dorms to play "Jade Empire".

I <3 Bioware Games

Stolen Flash Alert!

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  I ran away from Poland by CreepyLesley

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It's just a clip of the Disney movie "Hercules" (except in a different language).

Oh Lawdy, it looks like the mystery shall finally be revealed.

My mystery box finally arrived and I got say some of the stuff I got was pretty chill, overall it was a pretty awesome buy.

Here's what I got:

- Mind Chamber patch (I'll put this on one of my coats)
- Snow Snow for Lucy DVD (looks like some good old fashion porn :D)
- Women's Medium Size "Ridin on a MerShaq Back" Tee (I'll give this to my GF lmao).
- some plastic cups (I'll use these next time I play beer pong)
- a picture of Tom, Hans, and some other people using the cups (signatures included lol)
- Guitar hero Stickers
- Dr. Fetus sticker
- NG Logo sticker
- "The Rodman Session" CD
- Chinese Stress Balls; apparently playing with other people's balls helps relieves stress (Who knew?)
- Mini Fan (I'll use this to cool myself down after playing with the balls)
- The Blue Knight (unopened)
- Betty Spaghetti; She's a wee bit too anorexic for my taste (I guess I'll just let the blue knight deal with her).
- NewYorker magnet
- Pics. of the dead body of Osama Bin Laden (sorry guys, Obama said I can't show them yet)
- NG Postcard
- "Jade Empire" for Xbox (I'll probably give this to one of my bros, as I'm currently Xboxless T-T)
- plastic bag filled wit-yeah....

I may update this thread with my second mystery box when it comes eventually ;)

Looks like the author chose to remove this movie, no sense in giving it a genre lol (found it on the list):

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  Mikey meets the B Boys by Muton-flash

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Here is a Hentai quiz (with stolen pics) that was on the list:

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  Mixed Hentai Quiz II by Holy-Pure

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(evidence)

This is just a video that is composed of stolen clips (on the list):

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  Mega Hentai Movies Colect by Toady1104

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(clips are from: www.HentaiRules.tk; Rick Rolle'd "Youtube" video)

At 5/4/11 02:04 PM, WadeFulp wrote: If it angers his supporters, all the better. Draw them out, and take them out too.

Yeah, I'm sure Osama has been grooming successors to take his place in the meantime (I mean obviously he knew he was going to die from kidney disease eventually). Obama is probably right about not releasing the photos though, releasing more photos would only egg on terrorists to try and avenge their master (as long as we killed Osama it doesn't really matter), the only thing I thought was rather strange was that Osama's compound was very within very close range to the Pakistan military Academy.....

Perhaps, it was best we kept this operation a secret from the Pakistani Gov after all lol

Stolen Flash Alert!

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  Cubefield - The Game by bestofall

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Original Links: http://www.yoarcade.net/index48.htm and http://www.yoarcade.net/ability/cubefiel d_content.html

Published: January 10th, 2006

True Author: Max Albernethy

This one is pretty obvious as this game was made five years ago and the person who is releasing it now appears to have no affiliation with "yoarcade", so I'd definitely say stolen (also the games dimensions were alittle out of wack when I first saw the menu screen).

Man, it's way too early for thefts lol.

Pretty much any frozen meal made by "Kid Cuisine" falls under the category of "looks good, but tastes like shit". Every time I go to store they always make those kid cuisine frozen meals look like awesome "five star dinners", but low and behold once you take them out of the toaster-over they always end up tasting like cardboard shit....

I fuckin hate that lying Penguin!

Hey Guys,

I just though I'd drop by and inform you that I'm a newly appointed "Genre Mod", so I'll be helping out the crew. I've already gone through the Rules/Faq about this kind of moderating, so now I'll start hammering out some of those games/flashes that need "genres" (Sorry, I would have posted sooner but work was a real pain in the ass today lol).

On the subject of "Hentai Galleries/Quizzes",here are a couple I believe could qualify for deletion (as these games contain numerous stolen images):

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  Video Game hentai quiz by poolplayermaster

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  ZOMG Naruto Hentai Quiz by Andrea364

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  Spanish Hentai Quiz uno by grand-obelisk

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  X2: General Pics by Darkside7000

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  X1: Final Fantasy by Darkside7000

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  X6: ReMastered by Darkside7000

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Note: Most of the pics included in these quizzes/galleries even have true author/site information cited on them, showing that they were indeed stolen (i.e. pics from HentaiKey).

At 5/3/11 03:36 PM, SomethingNothing wrote: Only when they sound like a baby.

Yeah, that is pretty damn annoying ( that's almost as bad as this)....

My Advice: Just turn the video on mute and "BAM"! Problem Solved

I'm not racist (and I don't think the Op is either), I just hate really annoying voices.

We get tons of those things out in the desert, there really isn't a time I can think of where we don't get them (which makes it cumbersome). Only thing you have to be careful about is having them land on your arm lol. Reason why is because they often mistake people's arms for the plants on which they feed (meaning they may try and use their proboscis to give you a bite). The only thing I really hate about cicadas is that always are making this really annoying buzzing sound whenever I'm trying to eat outside *sigh*

Supposedly, I've also heard that cicadas make good eatin'

At 5/3/11 12:43 AM, klik wrote: We have famous people on here, for example, I'm actually Tom Hanks.

Then how do you explain this: Tom Hanks. Jinkies! It looks like we have a mystery on our hands gang, which one is the real Tom Hanks? I suggest we kill both, just to be on the safe side.....

You never know though, there could actually be someone here who is secretly a famous celebrity or something (anything is possible, Mila Kunis used to be an avid WOW player).

Honestly though, famous or not....I still don't give a shit.

I don't why but I've always enjoyed pretty much any "Square Enix" game (whether it be Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts). Looking back I'd say my favorite Square Enix game would have to be "Chocobo's dungeon 2" (with the badass known as Chocobo).

For those of you who haven't played it, "Chocobo's dungeon 2" was a really early playstation game where you navigated through mazes/dungeons in order to collect secret items and kill baddies (sounds familiar huh lol). Anyway, I always thought the game really was awesome as it contained a whole bunch of FF characters that were portrayed in a different light (the game also was riddled with secrets and hidden surprises) and had a pretty good replay value.

What's your favorite Square Enix game?

Man, now I regret ever selling my old playstation lmao

At 5/2/11 01:16 AM, HighWay wrote: Is It safe to make 9/11 jokes now?

You can make jokes about anything, but it still doesn't make it right.

For some people this event will/can never be looked at as funny (nor should it be).

At 5/2/11 02:22 PM, Cootie wrote: I am unsure about that. But I remember one of my female friends telling me that due to his super strength when Edward tries to fuck this girl he ends up breaking the bad and bruising her badly.

Wow. Right when I thought Twilight couldn't get any more disturbing, they added a mutant vampire baby (awesome). Ironically enough Robert Pattinson even admitted he hates Twilight in an interview, I guess everyone hates Twilight lol.......

Except of course for the sex crazed fan girls D:

At 5/1/11 11:53 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: It's not that simple to say that. If a Republican were in office right now, he'd receive the same tip from the same guy about the same location in which Osama was hiding, thus resulting in his death anyway.

I hope you're just trying to troll.

Agreed, it's not as if the Obama did some fantastic job of hunting down Osama and magically saved the day (all he did was act upon a tip). Op if you honestly believe that only Obama could act upon this tip, I truly pity you (and pray that you are not old enough to vote)........

This thread fails to make any correlation between the facts that you suggested *yawn*

I'm pretty sure this is what you're looking for:

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  Phlash Mob by SPace

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At 5/2/11 12:08 AM, WadeFulp wrote: Time to watch some old anti-Osama Flash:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/32 992

Hell yes! I can finally wear my "Democracy Wins!" T-shirt again.

Man, that shirt has gotten dusty sitting in my closet for all these years lol

Nobody, sorry but I've never felt feelings of love for any of you. Don't blame yourselves though, I'm just not ready for a committed relationship.

It's not you, it's me..... D:

At 5/1/11 09:50 PM, Narcissy wrote: I highly believe this to be stolen
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/56 8860
I really doubt this user created it, but I'm open to further investigation.

I agree with you on this one.

Here's why I distrust this submission:

The "supposed author" is listed nowhere in the credits; the author does not have a Maxgames.com email account (and appears to have no affiliation with MaxGames); MaxGames already has a NG account (why wouldn't the sponsor release the game, or at least be listed as a co-author); frankly the author's comments sound like BS, the author even states "I didn't steal this game" (just another small piece of incriminating evidence).

This is just reeking of theft ( the facts just simply doesn't add up), therefore I'm throwing in my whistle into the mix.

Stolen Flash Alert!

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  tower blaster by gexoz

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Original Link: http://www.freegamearchive.com/online/ga me.php?id=844

Published: 2003 copyright

True Author: Michal Nosákovec

The true author is russian and this guy is using spanish, besides that this game was released years ago (obvious theft).

At 5/1/11 01:47 PM, Lizzardis wrote: NGPD Roster as of Apr 24th, 2011:
I apologize for missing this roster, and yes he is still on the roster, but it shows his retirement and when he left us. So that's all good.

Hey Lizz! Haha, looks you couldn't get rid of me that easily amigo. Hope you guys are having a good Summer/Spring vacation, I've mainly just been chilling and doing some volunteer work at a local hospital ( to get my "Community Service" requirement out of the way).

Leaving the NGPD::
BigMike47

Now that I am gone, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine...... >:D

Top 5 Gainers::
BigMike47 - 262
Figter - 38
Kaizerwolf - 13
wallrus - 11
34Deadman - 9

Congratulations guys, though it'd be neat to see somebody try and surpass at least 100 b/p, or maybe even try to break my record ;)

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
BigMike47 (9)
Figter (6)
wallrus (3)

*Bro-fist* to all you "Top gainers", keep up the good work!

At 5/1/11 01:38 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote: Oh my we seem to have new meat. I hope Mike doesn't miss the... initiation...

No worries man, I'll be there. I've already made the necessary travel arrangements to get there on time, I've also taken the liberty of preparing the pineapples and chloroform *puts on Tribal Mask*

Best of Luck Officer Narcissy!

*Salutes*

Have a great week guys!

At 4/30/11 10:07 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: So when do you think its gonna launched?

I literally have no clue, could range from months to days....

And what do you imagine would look like?

It'll probably be a lot spiffier and feature some new ranks/levels (maybe even a new whistle level lol).

And do you think it should have a classic mode buttton for those people that doesn't like "change"?

Nah, people just need to get used to the new look. Having a "classic button" would just lead to a lot of bitching about how the classic version is so much better (or vice versa).

At 4/30/11 11:14 PM, Squidbit wrote: When you said she was 12, I was like "Oh shit!" but then when you said you were 14 I stopped caring entirely, since this relationship won't last more than a couple months if it ever even starts.

More or less "this". You're definitely not a terrible person btw, she's very close to your age, though I would probably expect this relationship to be short-lived ( most of these kinda things end rather abruptly, specially at your age lmao).

Good Luck, or something :P

At 5/1/11 01:20 AM, Space-Whale wrote: I will never betray your trust ever again.
Can we still be friends?

Well......... You're going to have to earn my trust again, shun. It will take time and there will be moments where you wonder "Why am I dressed up in a French Maid outfit?", but in the end it will all be worth the effort it took to regain our friendship.

Now make me some food woman! :D

Huh, my only result was that of a World War I artist who painted a picture called "All is Vanity".

It figures, I guess........