At 12/23/05 12:30 PM, PirateKirby wrote: If I was a mod......

But you're not.
So shut the hell up.

Now, where did that "FAIL" picture go....?

At 12/21/05 03:22 PM, Zenmuron wrote: John Cena

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
!!!!
you suck.
Anyway, I like Tupac and necro

Im not even bother jumping on the bandwagon of the fanboy.
But, Acid-rain, you realize that nintendo will most likely postpone it for the revelution?
I mean, it comes out in how long?

At 12/20/05 09:25 PM, Akara_Essix wrote: When i got my pant pulled down in the middle of the gym while playing B-ball i got the guy back tho :)

No you didnt

News flash- the whole internet is boring and its all crap.
Its just a place to go if youre bored.
Or if youre looking for porn.

I still prefer Powerade.

I know alot of people that go to newgrounds, but dont actually have an account.

Dont kill yourself people.
Prostitutes will never judge you.

At 12/20/05 01:19 AM, Samuraikyo wrote: Any pointers i should look out for or keep in mind on my quest?

Look both ways before crossing the street.
Also, pack some protection. Youre bound to run into a few sexy nurses and officers.

Some kid in drama kept on pissing me off and pushing me around in drama class for like 3 months, so one day im counting how much money i have for my lunch, and he asks if he can borrow a dollar til the next week.
I say no, and he grabs my wallet and starts rummaging through it.
So i got a run at him, then jumped and elbowed him in the gut, which brought him to his knees, but by then i was power crazy at having the upper hand, so i kicked him in the face, which broke his nose.
I got an inschool suspension for a day. Thats the good thing about being in a small school with 1800 students.
They dont really get mad at you for doing something extreme.

How about, Spunks?
umm.....what the hell....
Name my kitten too.

At 12/18/05 11:25 PM, Jerkapotomus wrote:

At 12/18/05 11:15 PM, solidcobra224 wrote: X-box:360 sucks balls the only reason to buy it is halo3 if i were you i would sell it on E-bay and wait for PS3 which will be Badass.

Of course it sucks. What do you expect? Microsoft produces it. It's bound to freeze and crash constantly.

Actually, ive played my brother's 360 for like 2 weeks straight and it hasnt froze once.

At 12/17/05 05:07 AM, Sarai wrote: Crap

Bitch, Shut The Fuck Up.

At 12/17/05 04:06 PM, supa_sag wrote: if i get all spaces then i will do the matchups and see who faces who

Dont match me up today (kung lao)
Ill be back tomorrow if this thread still exist.
Cya guys, im goin skating.

Ill be kung lao with his costume from shaolin monks.

Gasoline + Wooden splint + tape + fire + super soaker = 3rd degree burns.

At 12/17/05 01:15 PM, wizardgnomemancandy wrote: your stories 2 fucking long condense it and i might read it

The best novels were never condensed you stupid fuck face.

Whatever you say....

Wow, i never realized there were easter eggs on newgrounds.

W........T........F..........

Wow, youre quite generous and considerate.
Are you sure youre in the right place to talk about charities.
Whatever, i fully support and ill consider a donation when i get more money.
If i remember this, that is.

At 12/16/05 08:41 PM, runit214 wrote: It's too bad i'm not funny whatsoever.

*Walks into corner and starts bashing head againt wall*

Hahaha, ha. Nice try.
YOU SUCK

At 12/16/05 08:30 PM, Banta_Claus wrote: Take a dish, a desklamp, and some soapy water.

fill the dish with soapy water, and set it on the floor. Then shine the light on the water. When the fleas jump towards the heat, they land in the water and drown.

It won't get 100%, but it'll help cut down on the ankle biters.

That doesnt sound like that bad of an idea.
Youve dealt with them before then i guess?

At 12/16/05 08:21 PM, Mrs_Banta_Claus wrote: Buy your cat some Frontline or Advantage. That kills fleas very effectively.

Then learn some grammar.

Sorry mary.
I just wanted to give people some incentive to read it and give a reply.
The best way to do that would be through humor, so there it is.

Ive tried that, it seriously does not work and it gave me a headache from all the fumes.

The bastard mother fuckers are everywhere.
Why would god make such a pointless and fucking moronic creature?
These pissing little bloodthirsty fuckfaced little cockmonsters are currently everywhere in my house.
My goddamned mother pissing ass jew ankles look like shredded cheese from all the bloody scratching ive been doing.
Has anyone else had to deal with these fucking piece of shit little dick licking ravenous fuckheaded tardass whore jerky shit headed salty scrotum suckers?
How the bloody pissing hell did you do get rid of them?
Because ive had enough of these hopping fucking little whore bastard jewish smelly french asswipes.
If i cant kill them all soon ill have to take my meowing pissing whore little penis head cat to the Goddamned fucking vet and those mother fucking wangs will probably put him to sleep.
I dont want my cat to die.
So if you know how to get rid of them, id be happy to know how.
Share your flea stories if you have any, or comment on my language if you like.

Pro-d day

At 12/16/05 02:24 AM, Lost_Requiem wrote: Your mom has life on mars.

OH TEH PWN!!

Go away.

No, there isnt, but there is evidence of life once existing there.