At 7/10/05 01:48 PM, MackeyX wrote: http://www.borowitzr..p?rec=1169&srch=

OMFG!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!! lollllllllll!!!!!
I'm gonna go read the book before everyone else and spoil the ending..... lol
What a stupid fuck........

At 7/10/05 01:47 PM, evilXbanana wrote: That cat is robot made by your mom to keep tabs on you 24/7.

Happy fapping!

this sounds alot like a porno

i cant get dressed in the same room as my cat, i dont know why, but i cant do it, neither can i go to the bathroom when hes in there

"im sorry, but your time has expired, have a nice day!"
FUCK

some kid named ryan flannery, ran home crying in the rain, cause he couldnt find his shoes, that was last year, this year, a teacher caught him masturbating in a bathroom.

Jesus Fucking Christ

I have a super special dream catcher above my bed :D
Since then, ive only gotten good dreams
good dreams, but very strange.
I was holding a box of corn pops for like a minute, then i woke up, but i had that feeling of it being a good dream..........how strange dreams can be

At 7/10/05 08:05 AM, -X-Naut wrote: If life gives you lemons make lemonparty. =)

Hey xnaut, youre really close to level 18!

the great thing about newgrounds is that we can have both

At 6/26/05 07:12 AM, TornadoClock wrote: Knox rox my sox..

YOU STOLE MY LINE!!!

read through my reviews

At 7/10/05 05:59 AM, Lilyoness wrote: And I hate you Cory. D: </3

did i miss something?
Is this because i dissed illwillpress?

oh my god..........cant stop laughing.............XD!!!!!!!!!

At 7/10/05 06:11 AM, Gheyz0r wrote: And that I'm a fucking genius

hey gheyzor, look at your sig, and now look at this:
LOL

looks like theyre arent many fans of the warriors

At 7/10/05 05:24 AM, SubKutz wrote: Last night while drunk I pierced mine! Anyone else got it done?

i wouldnt touch that with a fifty foot pole

At 7/10/05 04:34 AM, Melissa wrote: Those "Livestrong" bracelets. I'd be a billionaire.

dont those funds go to cancer victims?

Thou hath seteth confusion upon thyself
seriously wtf is the point

Did a further analysis on your profile, i believe Illwillpress is your second favorite artist?
I've lost my respect........

hey, look at that, its another ng female
welcome to the club, we could use more of you

*grabs popcorn*

WHALES CAN TRAVEL THE LAND NOW?!?!?!?!

At 7/9/05 07:41 PM, -deleted- wrote:

At 7/9/05 07:39 PM, Evil_Marksmanship wrote:

At 7/9/05 07:38 PM, -deleted- wrote: I'll just post my sexy self.

No wonder your named, "-deleted-" xD

Can't forget this pic. O and also I love you. Not as much as I love this coke though.

pepsi is better o_O

At 7/9/05 07:09 PM, Sluf wrote: What do you guys think of the HL2 Ending? Personally i think its the best ending in a game... but what about you guys and girls?

HL2 = Halflife 2

I hated it, because i thought halo 2 was the last halo game

lesbian action? yes please!

I hate the inevitable :(

Yes, kidz bop is extremely gay, i think theyve done a few Not-Children songs, oh yeah, they did "lets get retarded" by black eyed peas, which is about getting drunk....

well put

I SMELL AN EMO!

Why does EVERY goddamned person have to make it a challenge between the us and canada??? Both america and canada have their downfalls, so it is unjust to say that america is better than canada, or to say canada is better than america

HAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! i guess she thought the 2012 olympics were gonna be in france