One hour and ive picked up a chick on the internet, used my wit and charm, and poetic capabilities to woo her and convince her to have sex with me.

Chelsea--A Kiss On The Lips says:
your duck can cream my duckys ass anytime

I dont know what that means, but it sounds HAWT!

First man to beat my record wins an e cookie and a recognition in my signature

I expect pics too... GO!

Fucking christ, everyone.
Can everyone just let fucking runescape go?
Its just a fucking game.
weve been posting the same damn threads about the fucking game since it was made.
Im tired of seeing this shit and im sure others are too.

Try to join a drama class.
You have so many presentations, that the barriers are broken down.
Seems to have worked for me

Goths are a waste of time and space.
They hate life and bring everybody else down.
They look like fags.
They smoke because it fits their "image", ruining the air for everyone else.
Goths piss me off

Heaven is a concept i do not understand.

At 11/13/05 06:06 PM, carrotcrow13 wrote: If you like any rock "Dance the Night Away" by Van Halen?

Thanks, ill look into it

At 11/13/05 06:04 PM, veyron wrote: buy music and when you have dowloaded music on your computer, don't be stupid. put it on a flash drive or CD-RW.

1.paying sucks
2. dont tell mewhat to do.
3. dont question my intelligence.
4. unless you have a suggestion, piss off

I lost all my music because i had to system restore my pc, any ideas for good music to download?
Btw, im not really a heavy metal guy

At 11/10/05 10:05 AM, humboldt wrote: Give some respect to your grandma, motherfucker.

Quoted

Oh man, i wish i didnt have to go to school.
I knew all of those other ones, but i just got here, and now i have to go :(

At 11/7/05 04:38 AM, holymoon wrote: Anyone under 21 will be considered a kid as they can't take care of themselves.

Here is the proof.

1. Kids suck, candy or whatever

I dont like candy

2. They are lousy at school work

I have straight a's

3. They play video games

Im pretty sure that alot of people over 21 still play video games

4. They don't earn money

I work at the movie theatre, 10.50 an hour

5. They shit and they eat more than they should

i eat the right amount and i hink everyone shits

6. They either bully others or get bullied

i dont. im kindof a bystander

7. They don't have sex

theyre called skanky 14-15 year olds who dont know better

8. They have high pitch voices

umm....that stops at about 12-13

9. They suck

big argument.

10. They can't be forced to work beacause of child labour issues

most choose to work anyway for money.

11. They are annoying

Most are, i guess

12. NG users are mostly kids

thats true, but id rather go to an ng with mostly kids than an ng with your whiny ass.

At 11/6/05 09:22 PM, Redder44 wrote: well actually yeah fuck this i change my mind no story is being done

lazy bastard...

At 11/4/05 10:09 AM, PantherLock wrote: Dude when did the third EviL Dead Happen?

GO RENT IT NOW

slot car thunder for playstation, that shit is so fucking shit.

There are better racing games now, but in the 64 time, my favorite racing game was beetle adventure racing.

Ill get one only if i can starve and abuse it

ff games have really cool music, also chrono trigger

my house, nanaimo, british columbia, Canada

noone has ever or will ever be more random than arfenhouse

man, so old.
Ive seen that movie on tbs a disgustingly large amount of times.

what did i miss with the star syndicate, i was busy all day

does anyone even play the new games?
Halo 2 is like a year- 2 years old!
i know its a good game guys, but when the hell do you get bored of doing the same thing over and over?

At 11/3/05 10:57 PM, ponie wrote: i think it becasue this site acsepts a wide variety o pepole.....

Are You Kidding?
Newgrounds is one of the most racist, sexist, and prejiduced places ive seen on the internet.

At 11/2/05 12:35 AM, UntamedFlames343 wrote: its the same joke down by a bunch of other people too

Well, that sounds VERY interesting, hearing the same joke over and over.

At 11/2/05 12:28 AM, -Brasilpimp- wrote: If my life depended on it...Would you Jiggle my balls?

Just like a little tap and watch them jiggle.

Yes..No?

Maybe?

I'll take that as a possibility.

Id kill you myself if you asked me to jiggle your balls. Then i would chop them off and shove them down your throat with the end of a stick. At that point, i would burn your corpse, and go watch television.

At 11/2/05 12:25 AM, lalaboy wrote: NG, I think, does.

Well, thats an obvious question, dont you think?

Ahh... i havent been on ng so long. Who's darkllama? Is he well known? What did he do or say to become e-famous?

At 11/2/05 12:18 AM, DarkLlama wrote: Find the video of Cartman telling the joke 'The Aristocrats'. I'd give you the link, but the site's down or something.

That joke was only good to watch once. It would be a waste of time to put it on a psp.
geed, you should download a torrent or something. I think i used to have some episods, but i had to erase everything on my pc a while back.

Thats funny. I like the bit about the sandwich

maybe they posted it so you could post another topic about it.
Even though noone really wants to be disturbed by homosexual images of dirty old men who think their car exhaust is a vagina.