I'll be going as I was last year, a condom dispenser!

I snagged 100+ condoms from my universities health center, so I'll be dishing them out to the needy all night!

This is me last year...

I don't care how gay I sound, those pink strawberry frosted donuts are the greatest food ever!

First Jackson, now Billy? What kind of sick scheme is being planned???

Trust me buddy, you're so much better off. Just really think about why you liked her, and you might get over it.

Weird idea, I know, but think about it. Most people just say: "She makes me happy" or something along those lines. But then, start thinking about why that person supposedly made you happy. Teenage relationships (including mine), tend to be built around simply the idea what we see today in the media. We see couples on TV so madly in love with no real explanation why they feel the way they do. We tend to mimic these actors, and substitue the idea of true companionship with simply having the title of a boy/girlfriend.

So really, think about if you actually had any rock-hard reasons why you liked her so much.

At 6/24/09 10:38 PM, SkullScar wrote: Are there any size requirements to being a bouncer?

One of the things I've always wondered about.

No, actually. As long as your an imposing looking guy at the door you can manage. I'm 6'2, about 250lbs, so I would be able to push my weight around if necessary. I have a buddy who is 5'8, only about 190-200lbs, and he bounces as well, only in a different restaurant.

The restaurant I work at is beginning to host night life (such as bands, kareoke, etc.), and thus, are beginning to need some big beefy 18+ men to guard the front door and check ID's and such. Fitting all of those qualifications, they promoted me to take care of the front door on the weekends so things dont get too rowdy.

I've never been one to flex my nuts around in public, but I'm sure in good time throwing a drunk out the door will come as natural as riding a bike.
Anybody got any tips for me as I go into this endeavour?

Bumping for necessity for this to happen.

Most of us are/will be soon on summer break, so we should really get this rolling as dates become more widely available.

Here's just a few ideas of what we can do:

Baseball game (cubs or sox)
Good ol Navy Pier
Dick around at water tower place
Taste of Chicago
Millenium Park
Jerry Springer (We would have to work on this ASAP, for we need to purchase tickets in advance, and its 18+)
Some kind of music festival (Lollapalooza, Bluesfest, etc.)

That's just a couple things we could do, some dependent on dates and such, but ideas nonetheless.

At 5/19/09 12:07 AM, Piss wrote:

At 5/19/09 12:05 AM, Ultor wrote: Sounds pretty epic I take it you called the number and got the free tickets to the show? I wonder if its better then the actual TV version.

No censorship. Think about it...

Unfortunately, the majority of the scenarios they put out there are fake and use actors, but I guess i'll have to wait and see!

At 5/18/09 11:55 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I think the users on here should suggest questions for you to raise when you're there, and the best question is the one we can look out for.

Decent idea, I could do that, then keep tabs for you guys when I find out when the show is airing.

Have at it, I guess.

My life-long dream will be brought to life tomorrow, as I will be heading down to Chicago to see a taping of the Jerry Springer show.

Redneck titties, brawls, more titties, and buck-toothed idiots acting like morons, its like heaven.
Any advice on what I should say/do while I'm there?

At 5/7/09 11:12 PM, ActionSick wrote:

At 5/7/09 11:10 PM, Gateau wrote: Alot of helpful stuff

Thanks :D

What did everyone here major in?

Radio Broadcasting for me, and I love every minute of it.

But anyways, try scholarships.com, you take a survey based on your activities/gpa/etc, and display scholarships that make the most sense for you to apply for.

Another tidbit of advice: don't just apply for the big dollar scholarships, every little bit helps, and those 3-figure small scholarships can really add up after a while.

Since we all have had sex here on Newgrounds (or at least we say), what is your favorite brand and style of condom?

I never used to think it made a difference, but I usually used Durex early on. Recently my girlfriend bought a pack of Trojan Ultra Ribbed, and it was some of the best sex ever. Whats your favorite?

The plot-line is totally bogus and stupid that he's still alive...

...but it will be AWESOME

I'm not a Zach Effron fan by any means, but getting a shitty actor to play a shitty and overrated musician sounds fine to me.

Name a food that doesn't go well with bacon... the only thing I can think of is ice cream.

Wen i groww up i wana b firetruk

It seems like you care about your grades, so I would say just don't lose focus on that and you should be fine! One D wont kill your entire life, just keep doing the best you can.

Unless there is somehow a buyout involved, I don't think some of the companies such as Symantec, Mcaffee and Sun could all go under in such a short amount of time, there are simply to many users in each company for them to be wiped out of buisness. Especially with something as big as Java running so many websites these days.

At 1/14/09 03:56 PM, JKMonkey wrote:
and he cut the wall of his anus while putting it up there so he was asked not to crap for a couple of days until the wound fully healed

Fuck THAT. My butthole literally cringed upon reading that.

But my worst experience would have to be forgetting to zip up after I was finished, get in my car, and go to a store without noticing. I got halfway through the parking lot walking to the store before I noticed my junk hanging out.

I have about 3800... which is very close to an exact number, seeing as how I never comment on videos. I have too much free time...

I'm jealous that non-American radio is allowed to be archieved by the entire show, and not just little segments... But its good fun being on the radio, isn't it? I get to do it in college every week, and hopefully, as a career soon!

Generally, I have blue/green eyes. From what I noticed, they seem to change color by season. In the winter, they go more towards a darker blue. In the warmer months, they seem to slide over to the greenish side.

5 buttons seems crazy, I am more than happy with my 3 button (left, right and scroll)

After some research, I noticed this mouse designed for WoW, with over 15 buttons on it that can be programmed. That would be just plain confusing.

Her favorite movie was the horror movie 'Stay Alive', so I googled for a movie poster, took it into photoshop, and placed me, her and a few of her friends in as the characters. Finally, I sent it to a printing company and they made it poster-sized.

Sex was plentiful that evening.

I don't necessarily have chores, but whenever one of my parents has a larger task to do, they'll ask for me and my brothers help. If we refuse, they give us the whole "you live under our roof, 3 meals a day..." speech. After that we just kind of shut up and do it.

In all statistical thoughts, the camel is probably right. The Giants should tear apart the Eagles if they play anything like they have this season.

But I'm rooting for the Eagles. I always like to cheer for the underdogs if my home team isn't in it (Da Bears), and I have always liked Westbrook as well.

I remember Oreo O's. They made me puke the first time I had them, but that didn't stop me from wolfing down two bowls every morning. Waffle crisp was pretty damn good as well. What I really miss was the knock off of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, French Toast Crunch, as well as Cap'n Crunch 'Oops! All Berries!'

I can't believe I never saw this group before... I'm a freshman over at Western Illinois University, as a Broadcasting major,and so far it's going pretty darn swell, I go back next Sunday, the 18th.

At 1/11/09 09:15 AM, Corky52 wrote:
1) Go buy your books because the website delivers them to slowly. (Over 500 dollars this semester)

Have you ever considered a book rental system? There are tons of sites online in which you can just borrow books, and return them at the end of the semester. I saved roughly $300 doing it this way, and that was on several hardcover books.

Or try Half.com, if you're looking to buy books for keeps.

At 1/11/09 10:31 AM, DrillHole wrote: but I don't think it's gonna be bad.

Big mistake :P Thats what they all think...

Tell me what you think, if you want.

Best wishes :D

My room at home is usually pretty clean. Ocassionally there will be some clothes and junk lying around, but I just pick them up without hassle. My dorm room, on the other hand, is a complete wreck.