582 Forum Posts by "PreacherJ"
Holy shit, razor.
There may be hope for you yet. Poe is what it's all about. Got a favorite Poem/Story/Whatever?
At 2/22/03 06:10 AM, Evil_San wrote: What does an actor's race matter to the caracter? Michael Clarke Duncan matches the physical proportion of kingpin better than any other actor I can think of, and if you say he does an alright job, what does it matter his race?
:: Kingpin is a HUGE white guy. Yeah, I don't really know Michael Rooker that well, but I didn't think he was that big a guy.
Alright, I suppose I'm just a stickler for comic representation accuracy. But Kingpin's race represented so much more then just a color. The fact that he was Anglo-Saxon and was the single most powerful man in the city says something about the race relations at the time of his inception, does it not? How many African Americans owned huge megacorporations in the Marvel Series incorporating Daredevil (And Elektra, Punisher, Yadda yadda)? I'm not against African Americans in power, I'm just supportive of trying to stick to the damn books these movies are supposed to be based on, is all.
I'm not racist, if that's something you had wondered. Indeed, read some of my posts in the "White America" Thread or "Racism" Thread and you'll see.
As for Mike Rooker, I'm sure that there's plenty of things that could be done about his size. Mike Duncan Doesn't even really come close to Kingpin's size, either, if you've ever read the comics or even watched the cartoons. Spend the $30,000 you spent on animating that rat at the beginning on a fat suit or something. ANYTHING.
I have seen the Daredevil, and it is...
A big pile of crap.
Sure. The special effects (when they aren't cheesy and "Matrix-esque") are good, and Colin Farrel, Jon Favereau, Joe Pantoliano, and the guy from "Major League II" that plays Matt Murdock's dad in this flick are all redeeming qualities.
But Ben... That poor, poor, stupid bastard. If Ben Affleck went to acting school during the entire time it would take to properly liposuction J-Lo's ass, he still wouldn't be able to wrench this flick from the cream of his crap. Not since "Reindeer Games" have I seen a worse performance. Let us all hope that "Jersey Girl" will not be the end of us all.
The writing of this movie is about as lame as that one dog that lives in every town that's been hit by a few cars, is mildly reterded, and begs for scraps. Lines like "I waited outside that theatre for my father, and in many ways, I'm still waiting..." were so stupid, they made me choke on my $8.00 "small" popcorn (2.5 gallons).
Kingpin is played by Mike Clarke Duncan. Kingpin is white. Mike Duncan is not. Aside from the SLIGHT difference from the comic, Duncan does ok. If he didn't have a shitty screenwriter, he might have been able to save this one.
There's my review. I give it 2 out of 5 Pico Heads.
Save it for rental.
At 2/22/03 03:17 AM, F8L wrote: Sheep.
Half of you would say YES to anything as long as it was a MOD that posted it.
You know what? I'm here to stay. The chat got to small for my enourmous genitalia so it has broken into the BBS as well. If you don't like it I invite you to suck my very large and erect rubbery one. Enjoy my man slime ass donkeys!
Man, I don't care if every one here hates this guy. He's got fucking style. ((F8L)), You got a mojo all your own, yo. Keep it coming, and don't let the stupid man (or any sheep) keep you down.
Word.
At 2/22/03 05:08 AM, Evil_San wrote:
I haven't seen the movie yet, but now I realise who that guy is (huge bloke from the green mile), I reckon he'd make a good kingpin - as long he was creepy/evil/mean enough. That'd be my only worry about that guy playing it...
Why does he suck so much as kingpin?
Joe PantolianoWho's he play? That guy's my favourite actor for villains. He better be a villain...
Kingpin is a huge WHITE guy, first of all. Otherwise, I guess he's alright, just a victim of poor writing. Michael Rooker would have been much better as the kingpin, I think, and every body knows how fucking creepy Michael Rooker is.
Joe Pantoliano is not a villian. He plays a reporter.
I like Miller High Life. It's cheap. (The next best thing to free)
I also enjoy Natural Ice. There was this one beer I had though, at $5 a case that was truly, truly horrible. Anybody everheard of "Tank" Beer? It's imported from Isreal or something. Yuck.
No, I'm pretty sure that was me. I love the sauce.
I'm unsure as to Tanner's whereabouts, though.
Stan is the man. Hence the nickname, Stan "The Man" Lee.
However-
"Daredevil" is a sad, sad shell of a movie. The screenwriters should be shot. All of the cheese in Wisconsin could not compare to the cheesyness of some of the lines in the flick. Ben Affleck sucks. The length of time his marriage will last is the only thing I can think of that is shorter than the amount of time he spent "Acting".
Michael Clarke Duncan as "Kingpin"? If Stan Lee were dead, he would have been turning in his grave. But since he isn't, and they gave him a big huge bag with a dollar sign on it, he doesn't care.
A few redeeming factors, however-
Colin Farell as "Bullseye"
Joe Pantoliano, and Jon Favereau
and the guy who was in "Major League II" who plays "Daredevil"'s dad.
Word.
At 2/20/03 05:15 AM, therazorsedge555 wrote:
B) I was explaining why I think racism is stupid. I never claimed to be anything other than stupid.
C) Are you single?
Boy-
There was no need to get all bent out of shape, razor- like you said, "Sarcasm is the rule of the day!"
As for my marital status, yes, but I'm not interested in guys or people who have sex with dead people, so, sorry. But you keep looking for Mr./Mrs. Right. You'll find him/her someday.
It's nice to know you aren't racist though, and yes, racist people are stupid and ignorant.
Have a nice day.
"Ok Preacher here's my situation. About a year ago I managed to score an apprenticeship at a funeral parlor. Dead bodies don't bother me that much and the money is fan-fucking-tastic! Sadly, about two months ago I gave in to temptation one night and had intercourse with one of the corpses. And now, to my surprise, I have found that I can pleasure myself freely with female and male corpses. I doubt that I will ever be caught. Here's the problem: I caught another apprentice cheating with my favorite the other night! How can I broach the subject without causing too much workplace drama?"
Razor posted this in my "Confessional". Is he really someone who needs to be lecturing us on people posting stupid stuff?
I care about people. It's a shame, really, how so many are devoted to fucking the other guy over just to get ahead.
Hadouken, indeed.
This has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard, next to "Brittany Spears is talented and writes her own music," or "2Pac isn't dead."
If this was real, don't you think there would be a little more evidence besides street fighter games and japanamation episodes suggesting so? Ki is NOT used to make fireballs, you sad, sad little man.
If anyone cares what ki is ACTUALLY used for, go to this site: http://energy-spiritual-healing.com/pranic-healing.htm
At 2/18/03 08:03 PM, yellowsmoke wrote: This is just a rediculous statement. You can climb the social ladder, but some people have exceptionally better chances than others. White kids in the suburbs have much better opportunities than black inner city kids. In many schools in Philadelphia, they have outdated books and kids arn't even able to take them home. The education in the city is poorly lacking, the teachers are underpaid and disinterested. Class size is too big. Where the picture of the schools in the suburbs is in stark contrast...
...Not everyone has an equal shot at success.
I agree and disagree with you on plenty of points, yellowsmoke. I believe that people can certainly be hindered in today's society by education inferiorites, but I don't think it's a racial thing so much as a societal/class structure thing. I agree that plenty of white kids benefit from a suburban lifestlye, and sure, plenty of black kids suffer in some of those inner ciites, but there's TONS of backwood country folk that are as white as they come, with nothing to look forward to but working at a gas station. I myself come from such roots [check the profile... I proudly admit to my heritage of White Trash :) ] and am currently attending a community college, which, in some circles, is referred to as "High School Deluxe".
If these kids are suffering and failing miserably, there's nothing stopping them from attending a communiy college. They're laughably cheap (even for those of us with no money, such as myself), and plenty of them even waive the fees if you go through the proper channels and fill out the paper work. There's not "acceptance". Anyone can go. Even high school dropouts. If you get an associate's degree, you can almost certainly transfer to a four-year school, and get a bachelor's or master's or whatever.
So, I think that the problem might stem from laziness as well. Not that I'm racist by any means (check the rant on page 4), nor do I think these kids are at fault. They've had it ingrained in them from pop culture and their own culture of where it's "cool to fail" (this includes the backwoods hicks), and if that's not the problem, they just have no hope. Their parents tell them that they'll never be able to go to college, or they don't agree with what they want to do. They're too busy living up to a self-fulfilling prophesy to pull themselves out of the gutter and disregard what other people think.
It's a sad, sad fucking world, isn't it?
I'm just posting here to say I'm very pleased with the success of this particular thread, even though many of you e-mailed me privately with your problems instead of posting here. I am glad that I could help in what way I could.
As for all the jackasses out there, you have no lives. You're on an internet bulletin board trying to make me feel bad for helping others and by mocking me.
Whee. Doesn't matter though.
Anyway, feel free to keep e-mailing or posting, and as for people who feel the need to post inane things, have fun. You're only placing more posts on this "Stupid Thread" that "Nobody will take seriously" so, thanks!
Word.
-swayside-
Well, maybe you just need to sit down and talk to this girl about your attraction to her. I realize that you were the best of friends, but you obviously feel more attracted to her than she does to you. You need to tell her how you feel, and that you worry she doesn't feel the same. I know you don't want to rush things, but sometimes cutting through the bullshit is just what you need to do. Then, if she doesn't want a relationship, you can get over it and move on, instead of sitting here moping around, worried about whether or not she places you on the same level you place her.
If she does accept it, though, then you've scored. You get to move on to the next level. Hope this advice is what you're looking for.
I know this one guy named Jesus (he prefers you pronounce it "hay-soos") who lives down by a gas station and steals hubcaps from cars.
Well, maybe she did blow you off, and you have every right to think such things. You did have plans with her first, right?
Why don't you give me a better description of your relationship, and I can better suggest advice for how to proceed.
Por qué es este mensaje tarjeta aquí? Para insultar a todos que habla español? Por qué la gente piensa que ella tiene que insultar las tarjetas del mensaje de Latino? No es divertido, y la mayoría de la gente no entiende a españoles que los insultan de todos modos.
Paz, Amor, Cervezas
-PJ
At 2/8/03 01:58 AM, Digital_Chameleon wrote: My revrend asked me to stay after mass to help clean "the organs". Am I a bad person?
Not that I know of. Why would you think that? Obvious sexual connotations or not, your reverend (whatever religion he/she may be)is the one that asked the question, not you.
By the way, if anyone cares, the English translation of that last post I just did is reproduced here (It's a literal translation)-
Since your English is incredibly incoherent, I will put this in Spanish (tell me if there is any thing you absolutely do not obtain due to my poor Spanish.) I conjecture that the problem is that you killed a dog, planted a tree upon him, and now, you cannot sleep. Congratulations in the oranges, although.
There are several things that you can make to attend yourself in being able to sleep. There are several drugs that you can buy in the local pharmacy, and if that one does not work, later you must see a psychiatrist, (one with a specialty in disorders of the dream, if it is possible.) and it will cause him that it prescribes something a little more powerful.
As for exact drug specifications, I recommend avoiding the drug "Halcion". I person with your sleeping problems doesn't need the increased anxiety produced by "Halcion". You should instead try to get "Ambien," from the "Sanofi-Synthelabo Inc." company, or "Sonata," from "Wyeth-Ayerst Laboratories." Hopefully you'll be able to put this terrible past behind you, and move on with your life. Peace, Love, Beers- -PJ
So, that was the literal translation, and interestingly enough, it comes back a little choppy in English, doesn't it? Oh well.
At 2/8/03 01:33 AM, OscarZavala wrote: DAMN... I KILL MY DOG...WAS AN ACCIDENT, IT WERE A "CHIHUAHUA" KIND... AND 5 YEARS AGO (HALLOWEN) THE DOG DIES WHEN I SCARE HIM WITH MY COSTUME..AND BEFORE MY PARENTS SEE HIS DEAD BODY, I'LL PUT IT IN A HOLE AT THE GARDEN... WELL... I PLANT THAT DAY AN ORANGE TREE, AND 5 YEARS LATER TEH ORANGE TREE HAVE THIER FRUITS... (BY THE WAY, ARE DELICIUOS) BUT... SOME TIMES I CAN'T SLEEP... THAT DAY I TELL MY FATHER: " THE DOG RUN AWAY BECAUSE YOU KICK HIS LITTLE ASS ALL THE DAYS"... AND IN MY DREAMS I CAN HEAR THE DOG BARKING FROM DOWN THE TREE..
Puesto que su inglés es increíblemente incoherente, pondré esto en español. (dígame que si hay cualquier cosa usted no consigue absolutamente debido a mi español pobre.) Conjeturo que su problema es que usted mató a un perro, plantado un árbol encima de él, y ahora, usted no puede dormir. Felicitaciones en las naranjas, aunque.
Hay varias cosas que usted puede hacer para asistirse en conseguir dormir. Hay varias drogas que usted puede comprar en la farmacia local, y si ése no trabaja, después usted debe ver a un siquiatra, (uno con una especialidad en desórdenes del sueño, si es posible.) y haga que él prescriba algo poco un más potente.
En cuanto a especificaciones exactas de la droga, recomiendo el evitar de la droga " Halcion ". La persona I con sus problemas el dormir no necesita la ansiedad creciente producida por " Halcion ".
Usted debe en lugar de otro intentar conseguir " Ambien, " del " Sanofi-Synthelabo inc.." compañía, o " Sonata, " de los " laboratorios de Wyeth-Ayerst." Esperanzadamente usted podrá poner esto pasado terrible detrás de usted, y se mueve encendido con su vida.
Paz, Amor, Cervezas-
-PJ
At 2/6/03 02:29 PM, Semyaza wrote:At 2/5/03 09:56 PM, PreacherJ wrote:At 2/4/03 12:20 PM, Semyaza wrote:
:Lengthy post are the lowest form of arguing, its like winning by boring the other person to death.
Wow, I'm surprised that you didn't think that the lowest form of arguing would be calling you a "stupid n00b" or something equally as ignorant. I'll be sure to stop writing posts that are so long you get bored to death.
At 2/7/03 11:19 AM, NectarineClock wrote:At 2/7/03 09:22 AM, TomokoSasaki wrote:WordAt 2/7/03 08:50 AM, Oddweb wrote: Yeah their Pretty annoing.as are you.
Double Word.
I read it. If somebody goes through the trouble of devoting an entire page to such practices, I ususally give it at least a once-over.
At 2/7/03 04:46 PM, misbhavin666 wrote:
i am married now almost a year and the last guy i was with cheated on me and i didn't find out until 3 months they had been cheating. and now he's talking to me like everything is fine and dandy what do i do? i dont want to be mean i try not to be. and in the ned he chose her and it hurt we had been together for almost 8 months i am over him now and have no feelings whatsoever it just gets me mad that he thinks everything is fine now. and talks to me like nothing even happened. what would you do?
Well, you need to ask yourself-
Is a friendship with this person something that's important to me? Do I care enough about this person's feelings to be nice to him?
If the answer is yes, then I think that you might not have completely let go of the fact that her chose her. You may be over him relationship-wise, but a part of you knows and wishes you'd still be together if he hadn't.
Regardless if the answer is yes or no, then you need to sit down and talk to this person, and explain why his actions are making you uncomfortable. He'll probably do one of two things-
1. Think you are the one with the problem [because HE could NEVER be in denial, right? :)]
or 2. Accept the fact that what he did was wrong, and acknowledge it to you. Then, maybe you guys can work out something, and eventually become friends again.
Hopefully this has assisted you in your dilemma. It's what I'd do, anyway.
Good Luck!
At 2/7/03 05:52 AM, Oddweb wrote:
so i am kind of tired now so
(Picture of STFU):
Uhh...
No.
At 2/7/03 03:34 AM, F8L wrote:
Well, the next day there was a scab over the burn and I picked it and now every time I look at it the hole is bigger. The hole is now about an inch deep and is about 2 inches wide. I have no clue what to do. I let my dog sniff it to check for infection and I pored some gravy on it but that only made it worse. There are little bugs living it now.
WHAT DO I DO!?
You should go see a doctor. A professional is always discreet, and they can fix you right up, I'm sure. The bugs and initial wound can be fixed by antibiotics and a scalpel, I'm sure.
At 2/7/03 03:24 AM, therazorsedge555 wrote: Ok Preacher here's my situation. About a year ago I managed to score an apprenticeship at a funeral parlor. Dead bodies don't bother me that much and the money is fan-fucking-tastic! Sadly, about two months ago I gave in to temptation one night and had intercourse with one of the corpses. And now, to my surprise, I have found that I can pleasure myself freely with female and male corpses. I doubt that I will ever be caught. Here's the problem: I caught another apprentice cheating with my favorite the other night! How can I broach the subject without causing too much workplace drama?
Boy, Razor-
Interesting problem. I don't quite understand how you can have a favorite corpse, though, as most of them get buried/burned/whatever.
The only advice I can offer you in this situation is this-
1. Stop having sex with dead people. It's not healthy.
There are a number of diseases you can catch, and it's illegal. If the money is so great, why don't you just go out and get a prostitute? You obviously aren't picky if you're having sex with dead people.
Unless you prefer dead people...
to which I reply-
2. If you don't stop having sex with dead people, at least have sex with fresh dead people. Don't pick a favorite. Because if you constantly dig up corpses to have sex with, you are in dire, dire need of professional help. Even more so than the "normal" necropheliacs, and you are going to end up doing something you'll regret. Like getting your ass kicked by, oh... I dunno... ANYONE WHO FINDS OUT! (As would normal necropheliacs, I'd hope).
I try to be non-judgemental, Razor, but this is a topic I couldn't support you on in any way. It's just wrong, on all sorts of levels. Besides, I'm sure these people don't give you their consent before you "do the deed".
So, I recommend that you get out of the business you're in, or have a nice long discussion with your co-worker. There's no way I can see for you to avoid this workplace stress you speak of. You knew the risk when you had sex with a dead body the first time.
Yuck.
