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Well, it was a year ago. But I haven't been on in awhile, so... yeah. What a bummer.

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*GASP*

*Falls to ground...clutching chest...*

First my best friend dies in Iraq and now this?

So... I know that this is quite a throwback, but...

Did anyone ever do that PC Crew movie?

*Sneaks in, sits in corner, sucks his thumb* I know I'm a little late in getting back, but I can describe the cave... there were walls, and there were floors, oh god... don't make me relive it!

It's ok Shrike. I got the reference.

It might not be force-fed. Maybe he opted to take it. In which case, he's WILLING to subject himself to the mysterious world of 2-D.

At 10/10/03 12:34 PM, JudgeFUNK wrote:

here, borrow mine. I've got plenty.

Oooh.... Pretty!

Is that ring 24k gold?

Thanks for all the birthday replies. I also appreciate the pretty new $20 bill, even though I couldn't really use it as currency unless I started up a counterfeiting ring.

True- Can't beat free!

Today is my 21st Birthday...

Here I sit, alone. Man, I'm a big fuckin' loser.

At 9/29/03 11:01 PM, Adept_Omega wrote:

At 9/29/03 10:10 PM, PreacherJ wrote:
Jews rock. My last two girlfriends were Jews. They're a lot more fun then Ass-Stick Christians.

...

I can see your point when you say that Jews rock. I've known a lot of nice Jewish people, and as far as I can tell, they're really cool.

... though I must admit, I think you're being a bit unfair to Christians here. ... do you think I'm an ass-stick? I really hope that's not how I'm passing off here... -_-

... you do realize if you switched the words "Christian" and "Jewish" in that statement, half the forum would be at your throat, right...?

No- you misunderstood me:

If you're a Christian, I'm sure you can be lots of fun. If you're an ass-stick Christian, however, then I can easily do without you. Capice?

At 9/29/03 08:08 PM, BaKsHi wrote: Please don't gasp anyone. You are about to get shocked. I will now hand you a paper bag in case you puke.

I'm.... Jewish.

Jews rock. My last two girlfriends were Jews. They're a lot more fun then Ass-Stick Christians.

I play hockey too. But there's no ice rink I can play at nearby. So I play roller hockey.

I think that if he gets voted for a recall, he isn't eligible to be voted for in the election.

I voted for Nader. I felt like trying to get someone into office that wasn't a democrat or a republican.

*Endures laughter as everyone makes fun of him for wasting his vote*

Gore and Bush were very similar in a lot of ways when they were running, weren't they? I guess it really just came down to who you wanted running the country- a soul-less human-destroying robot from the future, or a drunken, coked-out hick-turned-oil-baron who did a shitty job running the Texas Rangers.

Ahh, America.

At 9/29/03 01:55 AM, TheShrike wrote: Atheism and Agnosticism

The choice of champions.

Word.

Just curious...

Any religion here in the politics forum?

At 9/28/03 12:56 PM, bumcheekcity wrote:

At 9/28/03 12:22 PM, PreacherJ wrote:

At 9/28/03 12:38 AM, Kenney333 wrote: why else would they form a heart

The Fulps are big fans of the band, "Heart," and hey, who isn't? :-P

Nah, i'm for the lesbian dildo idea.

If you'll review, I actually said that that was why they were in the shape of a heart. They're still lesbian love shackles, but I only explained why they were arranged that way, not what their ultimate purpose was. Jeez, Bummy! Why don't you just ease up, you meanie-head!

*Runs away crying*

At 9/28/03 12:38 AM, Kenney333 wrote:

At 9/27/03 11:12 PM, Judge_Dredd wrote:

why else would they form a heart

The Fulps are big fans of the band, "Heart," and hey, who isn't? :-P

Days, now... My internet service ran out, so I can only be online at school. Do you still have MSN?

I do indeed know this nutcase. Apparently, countries are forbidden to claim the moon for themselves, but independent companies can. So, he went through all the proper channels, and staked a claim on the moon. None of the large corporations have done it, because they didn't really see it as cost-effective, I suppose.

But, yeah. I do. He's a real friendly guy. He's pretty smart, too, contrary to what the website may have led you to believe.

At 9/24/03 01:27 PM, bumcheekcity wrote:

At 9/24/03 01:08 PM, PreacherJ wrote: Interesting... Sometimes my mom chalks up me being her son to some sort of database fuck-up.

Same with me. Although i'm more of a general fuck-up.

Oh, sure, I get that all the time, but my mom claims that I was switched at the hospital or something, because I could never be "related to (her), because (I'm) a fucking worthless waste of space."

Ahh, mothers.

Oh, man-

THIS is hilarious. I know this guy. He LIVES in Rio Vista. He ran for mayor once, too. Isn't that funny? Small world.

Anyhoo-
Just about everyone in Rio Vista owns a chunk of the moon. He was selling it for $20 an acre at one point. I never figured anyone on NG would ever mention him. Although John Travolta bought a piece. So did Clint Eastwood. Weird, huh?

At 9/24/03 11:30 AM, JMHX_The_Saviour wrote: I don't see a thing wrong with it. Come on, they're spreading happiness! What could possibly be wrong with a club about happiness?!

You know, Heaven's Gate members claimed to be a lot happier after chopping off all of their "engineering equipment" and preparing for the large, pleasure-filled, happiness-inducing asteroid piloted by space aliens.

Oh, yeah, and did you ever see that episode of Family Guy? With the cult? They were pretty damn happy, too.

At 9/24/03 12:03 PM, bumcheekcity wrote:

At 9/24/03 11:23 AM, JMHX_The_Saviour wrote: Why am I level 30? OMG.

Cos of a database fuck-up.

Interesting... Sometimes my mom chalks up me being her son to some sort of database fuck-up.

At 9/24/03 12:36 PM, FutureStarlocke wrote: Please do illustrate that "slice" to us. The idea is that over $10,000,000,000 has been shot off into space in the last ten years...

Hey now-

Haven't you ever seen "Armaggeddon?" We need to give more money to NASA so Billy-Bob Thornton can map space more appropriately, and so we don't have to kill Bruce Willis and a bunch of other lesser known actors to destroy an asteroid the size of Texas. Pfft. Duh. :-P

At 8/25/03 08:58 PM, Jafit-man wrote: why do u think everyone hates america?

Everyone hates us because we don't why they hate us, or care.

This topic has been done to DEATH. Review it here. Nirvana and I got into a rather lengthy discussion about it. Why bring it back?

Hey, Shrike-

Everytime I come online, you seem to be missing... Been busy recently?

Also-

Did you quit playing Kings of Chaos? You appear to no longer be in the chain of command.

Now that school has started up, and the computer lab is up and going, I'll be here every day or so...

My internet service at home ran out. No more money.

So, if anyone cares...

HI!

*Dances ridiculously, then does a jig*

*Ignores silly little limey and buys FUNK a shot*

At 8/11/03 03:06 AM, bumcheekcity wrote:
You wish. You'd be falling over, and I'd be standing with my 6th Pint in my hand.

Triple Word.

*Bitch-Slaps Bummy for his flagrant misuse of the almighty triple-word of mass destruction*

NEVER just spout off with a triple word. The Shrike oughta ban you for three days for that. As for the drinking contest, you're what, a 110 lb. limey? I think what you meant to say was that you'd be holding MY sixth pint, because I'd be using your unconscious body as a coaster.

Afterward, I'd rent you out to Ted for use on goatse.cx, and then I'd have the Jerky Boys shoot potatoes up your ass with a tennis ball machine until you're blue, just for laughs.

Word that. :-P