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Author Search Results: 'Pre-K-Prostitute'

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Topic: I luvs me assault rifles

Posted: 08/09/08 09:16 PM

Forum: General

At 8/9/08 03:55 AM, MrRCrap wrote: Assault Rifles are for noobs, BR FTW

I need to get me one of them there spartan lazer contraptions.


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Topic: who smokes weed

Posted: 08/07/08 12:56 AM

Forum: General

Asparagus is pretty cool too. Harder to smoke though.


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Topic: End of the world in 5 days?

Posted: 08/04/08 12:38 AM

Forum: General

I'd never put my hadron collider anywhere near a black hole.


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Topic: Can I have an...

Posted: 08/04/08 12:27 AM

Forum: General

You already seem full of their contents. None for you today.


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Topic: Page encoding problem: Help please.

Posted: 08/04/08 12:26 AM

Forum: General

Have you tried an oil-based browser?


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Topic: I am a diagnosed sociopath

Posted: 08/04/08 12:24 AM

Forum: General

Yeah, I deleted my myspace too.


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Topic: Team sports are a total waste .

Posted: 08/04/08 12:10 AM

Forum: General

Yeah dude, tag's where it's at.


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Topic: What did God create...

Posted: 08/03/08 11:58 PM

Forum: General

I bet he watched a season of 24.


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Topic: What would you do...

Posted: 07/29/08 07:23 PM

Forum: General

Muhammad Ali. And, by Muhammad Ali I mean George Bush.


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Topic: Tabletop Gaming.

Posted: 07/29/08 06:55 PM

Forum: General

Does pokemon count? If so, tabletop is the shit.


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Topic: If a girl was missing a limb?

Posted: 07/29/08 09:42 AM

Forum: General

It depends. If she were missing her vagina limb, prolly not.


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Topic: Vaginas are acidic.

Posted: 05/09/08 11:24 PM

Forum: General

Yeah dude. Last one I had tasted like sprite and warheads.


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Topic: I Hate Money

Posted: 05/08/08 06:11 PM

Forum: General

Sounds kinda heavy.


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Topic: My pet rock.

Posted: 05/08/08 06:09 PM

Forum: General

Does it know any tricks?


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Topic: Lets make some jokes.

Posted: 05/06/08 07:08 PM

Forum: General

I'll start with one about dinosaurs.

"dude triceratops are awesome."
"yeah?"
"yeah"
"well if you think you like triceratops, just wait until you tricera ."


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Topic: Itt: Sore Throat, Sinuses.

Posted: 05/06/08 07:02 PM

Forum: General

Have you met doctor Harry P Ness? I'm sure he'd love to examine your mouth.


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Topic: I've finally done it.

Posted: 05/06/08 06:55 PM

Forum: General

Pics

I've finally done it.


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Topic: I've finally done it.

Posted: 05/06/08 06:48 PM

Forum: General

I just made a house of cards. It's about 52 cards high, 1 card long, and 1 card wide.


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Topic: Hey atheists.

Posted: 04/26/08 07:31 PM

Forum: Politics

So you're saying god's a robot?


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Topic: should we allow more gangs...?

Posted: 04/26/08 07:29 PM

Forum: Politics

West Side, represent niggggggga.


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Topic: Do You Laugh At Odd Things?

Posted: 04/17/08 11:00 PM

Forum: General

Yeah, I'm laughing right now.


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Topic: When you finish pissing.

Posted: 04/17/08 10:58 PM

Forum: General

Yes, I always wash my feet.


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Topic: In Canadah Mihlk Comes In Bags??!!

Posted: 02/24/08 10:47 PM

Forum: General

So wait. Are these cut directly off of plastic cows?


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Topic: Pointless phrases?

Posted: 02/24/08 10:44 PM

Forum: General

do a barrel roll


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Topic: most hated tv show

Posted: 02/20/08 10:06 PM

Forum: General

Oprah.


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Topic: Ethiopians

Posted: 02/20/08 10:04 PM

Forum: General

If you spent your day running from mosquitoes hunger n aids, you'd be pretty fit too.


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Topic: I'm a Whaler

Posted: 02/19/08 09:49 PM

Forum: General

At 2/19/08 09:25 PM, SgtBrainDead wrote:
At 2/19/08 09:07 PM, Ledgey wrote: We're whalers on the moon.
we carry a harpoon

and sing in tune
blessing the poon
and cartoon coons


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Topic: 4 is the magic number.

Posted: 02/19/08 09:04 PM

Forum: General

3.14185693827378492737816362718463728436 2784616


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Topic: I'm a Whaler

Posted: 02/19/08 09:01 PM

Forum: General

Harpooning chubby chicas till the end of time.


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Topic: Has anyone seen this before?

Posted: 02/19/08 08:55 PM

Forum: General

Didn't george washington have wooden hair? He seemed like a nice guy.


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