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Response to: Art today until midnight Posted February 16th, 2003 in Game Development

At 2/16/03 07:22 PM, poxpower wrote: As I am a very busy (...) person, but still very generous, I will draw anyone anything at all from now till midnight today.
I'll ink you a drawing, post it here as big as I can AND sent it to you via E-mail.

I'll be more specific. I will draw something with a pencil, then ink it, scan it, and edit it in photoshop so it can be easily colored by anyone. If you want something in color, ask for a sig pic. Or something.

And feel free to join the Club-a-Club Club anytime, you'll get to give yourself a super prestigious title.

Art today until midnight Posted February 16th, 2003 in Game Development

As I am a very busy (...) person, but still very generous, I will draw anyone anything at all from now till midnight today.
I'll ink you a drawing, post it here as big as I can AND sent it to you via E-mail.

Art today until midnight

Response to: Do you hate a club? The CCC! Posted February 16th, 2003 in General

How many are we in this prestigious club now? 4? 5? Maybe I shouldn't have named this topic "Do you hate a club...": it sound to much like an anti-club thread. Sight.
Any of me member can think of fabulous group activities we can do? Come on! The blam club have their little blamfest and the clock crew... have... something... The time has come to find a trademarl action to this club! But what....

Response to: Do you hate a club? The CCC! Posted February 16th, 2003 in General

At 2/16/03 04:46 PM, BuckeyesNate wrote:
First-Class second personelle of the CCC

what do you think

Come on! You're number2! You need something way more prestigious... Here a a few you could use:
" Elite CCC second master general"
" Grand vizier general of the CCC"
" Supadupa bad ass mofo of the CCC"
" Elite guard general"
" Number TWO"
" Grand chief supreme the second of the CCC"
" High elite leader at arms of the CCC"

If you still don't like them, you could go get some inspiration on the top Blammers/Saviours list! You can always stick with your anyway, I'm not about to make real rules for a club like this!

BTW, thank you for bringing this thread back to life, I'm having mad fun! CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!

Response to: Do you hate a club? The CCC! Posted February 16th, 2003 in General

At 2/16/03 04:00 PM, izax wrote: I am deeply confused by all the faults in the clubs design and its motives but it could make for a few laughs. I'll join.

Laugh you want? Well, try the CCC dayly activity number1: Recite Club-a-Club Club out loud at least 10 times in a row, as fast as you can! Then, if you’re still not laughing, build a “I hate the CCC” chain! Here’s how:
1. Club-a-Club Club
2. Club Club-a-Club Club Club
3. Club Club Club-a-Club Club Club Club
4. Club Club Club Club-a-Club Club Club Club Club
5…

It’s so much fun! Even more fun than the letter B multiplied by 1337!

Response to: Do you hate a club? The CCC! Posted February 16th, 2003 in General

At 2/16/03 03:30 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: So...what you're saying here is that this is basicly a satire, when somebody says "the CCC? That's stupid!" you respond with "no dumber than the club you're in..." it's more or less a way of stating an overall displeasure with the club mentality of NG these days? If so, sign me up...if not, well, forget it then...good idea though.

You are free to join whenever you want! Its even funnier if everyone just joins out of nowhere! For more fun, give yourself a title, somthing that ound important, like " First Elite Master Staff Seargent General First Class Private"

Displeasure with clubs? YES! That's exactly it! In my mind, someone who joins this club either:
1 -Dislike the ways of a certain club
2 -Simply dislikes a club, for no reason
3 -hates all club
4 -hates the club-craze and wants to get a laugh out of it while sporting a cool signin pic and a neat title.

Response to: Yet Another N00b Thread Posted February 16th, 2003 in General

At 2/16/03 02:58 PM, izax wrote: clikc on the depoist you rexpeirnce button!!1 But the onlt reasom i camr herw wa sto fibd out hoe tp mak ea revew ofa n ew movpe

To rewive a mvie eazy: Yougottaeclick on da reviwe tsih mvie btuton. Den, all u hav to dou is tiepe in your teste, and fill teh apporpriate bockses and tenh you postit! Cna anyone tell mse hows to psot a BBS reply on teh fonrt paege?

Response to: will draw 4 food Posted February 16th, 2003 in Game Development

Draw shotgun man.

will draw 4 food

Response to: Anti-Blam Club Club Posted February 16th, 2003 in General

At 2/16/03 02:20 PM, BuckeyesNate wrote: ya well i am bored w/ that comvo. so im not going to respond to that and

Members:
1)BuckeyesNate
2)Shrapnel
3)TrickyClown
4)Markus_Kangas

Wow, you really got Shrapnel to join! things are not going as bad for you as I though they would! Hang it there, you might actually get more members!

Response to: Yet Another N00b Thread Posted February 16th, 2003 in General

At 2/16/03 01:31 PM, Dobio wrote:
At 2/16/03 01:27 PM, Kaosvibes wrote:

If they really didn't know something, I would think they would want a high level veteran explaining things. The only low level person who could explain stuff is Pyro, because he has been here forever.

Hey! I'm a high level veteran! I'll start explaining hoe the NG forum works, so that nOObs can some here to find answers. First, look at the top of the website. You have to be on NEWGROUNDS for this to work. You'll see a bar with such words as "Help, Forum, Chat etc.".Do not open any of these links yet, especially not the HELP one. Now, click on "Forums". Then, click on "General". Then, all you have to do, is find some help!
I hope I have just helped many newcomers!

Response to: Is there a club just for girls? Posted February 15th, 2003 in General

An all girls club? Hah! That's as stupid as an all-boys club!

p.s:makewhateveryouwantoutofthisstatement

Response to: If You Need Art Posted February 15th, 2003 in Game Development

At 1/26/03 07:47 PM, LyonSabre wrote:

...Do you go to the U of Ottawa?...

If You Need Art

Response to: If You Need Art Posted February 15th, 2003 in Game Development

...interesting...

If You Need Art

Response to: Old cartoons Posted February 15th, 2003 in General

The last Unicorn... Even if I'm a guy, I still liked it! Hey, I even have it ona CD! 700mb though. I still watch it from time to time. Download it from Imesh or Kazzah ( is that the right spelling?) if you want to enjoy it again. Unless you're on a 56k.

More coming to mee... Speed racer! Astro Boy!Sonic:the tv show! Earth Worm Jim!

Old cartoons

Response to: Old cartoons Posted February 15th, 2003 in General

At 2/15/03 03:35 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote:
I watched the first episode of Street Sharks then I kept missing it and so the plot got confusing so I didn't watch it very often.
Um..'the adventures of Peter Pan'. No, I'm not on about some shitty Disney Tv series spin-off. The proper series where Peter wore ragged clothes and had long hair etc n stuff. And 'The Pirates of Dark Water' although I didn't really like that cartoon much, it was somit to do with the animation or somit and the way some of the characters looked disturbed me(hey, I was like 7 years old)

The pirates...of...dark...Water? The adventures... of...peter... Pan? I've never heard of those two shows. Still, I like the Disney Peter pan, although I didn't see it many times.
Winnie the pooh... Police academy, tha cartoon... Super Mario Brothers ( I liked only the cartoon part!), Disney's Alladin... Little Mermaid(?).

Does anyone know of the 1982 movie "The last Unicorn?"

Response to: Old cartoons Posted February 15th, 2003 in General

At 2/15/03 01:15 PM, torn_scrotum wrote: Does anyone remember the smoggies.. I'll even sing the song.

Mmmm. I seem to have forgotten... but... maybe a couple bucks would refresh my memory...

Post a picture, then, I'll tell you if I do.

Anyone knows what C.O.P.S. stands for?

Response to: Old cartoons Posted February 15th, 2003 in General

remember them?

Old cartoons

Response to: Old cartoons Posted February 15th, 2003 in General

WIDGET:(description for those who don't remember what that fantastic -cough coughbullshitcough- show is.
It's about a (really ugly) purple alien who landed on earth. In his weekly adventures, he has to combat evil "vilains" who threaten the earth's ecological balance. His special powers are: He can transform into ANY purple animal he wants! Wow! It sucked BAD!

I implore you, go check google.com for some Goldorak pictures! And if you have time, try to download at least one episode from Imesh. It's really great in an old kind of way. Goldorak is a part of every french-canadian's youth! (about Ages 18-25).
Nah, you won't do it, I'm sure, so, here:

Old cartoons

Response to: Old cartoons Posted February 15th, 2003 in General

At 2/15/03 12:26 PM, Keyser_Soze wrote:
Eh, French Canadian ain't so bad. I live in Florida and we have our fair share of foreign language channels (Telemundo, etc.). And on Sundays they sometimes show old cartoons dubbed in Spanish... My friends, you do not know humor until you have seen "Denver: The Last Dinosaur" dubbed in Spanish.

Denver...grrrrr... I hate...
So, In Florida... Then, you must know of the yearly migration of old retired Quebecers who spend most of their winter on Florida beaches. Rumor has it that they also spend time close to the Mexican Border, where they are know as "Los Tabernacos", "Tabernacos" derived from the fantastic swear work "Tabarnak", which is said very often, along with "Estie" and "Qualisse". They are way better swear words than "Fuck" or "Shit", although most of our teenagers actually use all of these words!

Does anyone know what Widget is? I also enjoyed such french classics as "Les citées d'or" ( "Cities of Gold", or "the Lost cities of gold", I don't know the English title), Albator ( first generation of Mangas!), and Goldorak ( the ancestor of ALL the giant robots!).

I aslo watched the original Dragonball show, with young goku!

Response to: Old cartoons Posted February 15th, 2003 in General

At 2/15/03 11:46 AM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote: A few more: 'Ghostbusters', 'X-men', 'Konan the Adventurer' and some others that I can't remember the title.

Oh shit! CONAN!!! That was true entertainement.

You know what pisses me off? A month or two ago, I had found a kikcass website which listed almost ALL of the old cartoon, from the 50's to now. I tried finding it again, but I couldn't. I though I had added it to my favorites. Damn!

Does anyone remember Street Sharks? Flash Gordon( with 3d animation!), Beeltejuice, My pet Monster ( sight...).
I also remember a cool show with people stranded on a planet with Dinosaurs which they had mounted with huge guns to wage war with each other. That was swell.

I also watched a French network ( I live in Quebec ( yeah yeah, I know, I'm a French canadian Fag etc. etc...) which was called Canal Famille ( Family Channel). Damn, I can remember loads of old crap that I watched from time to time from that channel. None of it was really good, since it was a Non-Commercial channel ( yep, no commercials!). At one point, though, they had the old Spider-Man and also Inspector Gadget.

There was also another French network, Radio-Canada, which would bring us hours of entertainement on Saturday mornings.

Response to: Old cartoons Posted February 15th, 2003 in General

At 2/15/03 11:37 AM, poxpower wrote: Well...


Hum... Lots of spellimg errors...

I use to watch so much saturday morning cartoons...

Response to: Old cartoons Posted February 15th, 2003 in General

Well...
Transforemers, He-Man, a bit of Mr.T, Inspector Gadget( was my favorite when I was very little). I also remember Bicker Mice from Mars, Ninja Turltes, Spider-Man ( that's the OLD cartoon!), Gostbusters, Hercules, C.O.P.S.,G.I Joe, Some weird robots, Star Wars: Ewoks,Cadillacs and Dinosaurs and a loooot of other 80's and early 90's cartoon I can't remember right now.Many in French, also.

I always hated Sesame Street and the Polka Dot Door.

Response to: The Imaginary Club: Enemies of Real Posted February 13th, 2003 in General

At 2/13/03 10:54 PM, Celadrieldor wrote: Existance and reality are too seperate things therefore this club is not real but it does exist

The club itself is real, and does exist, and it is not even a paradoxal phrase by stating that it cannot exist.
If it didn't exist, it couldn't state that it doesn't, so, while I give more though into this, I've found out that the imaginary club is this: An affirmation that lies about itself. Simple as that. When something says that it doesn't exist, it doesn't mean it's true and the statement " I do not exist" does not remove one from existence, it simply proves he's wrong. A real paradoxe is a phrase like
"This sentence has two mistaques in it"
Grammatically, it has only one, so, it becomes a mistake to say that there is two mistakes. But, then, what happens is that there are two mistakes, so the affirmation ir correct and so on...

WOW! Was that ever useful AND enlightening! Now, join the CCC! Or the CCCCC! At least they're not confusing!or... are they?...

Response to: The Imaginary Club: Enemies of Real Posted February 13th, 2003 in General

Oops, I forgot one "club", so make that the Club Club-a-Club Club Club"

Response to: The Imaginary Club: Enemies of Real Posted February 13th, 2003 in General

Hey! I started a club to! It's the Club-a-Club Club. If you join, you can say you dislike any club. Like " CCC member3, I dislike the simpsons club". But I figured that was too evil, so I created the Club Club-a-Club Club. Basically, thr CCCCC is for those who think that the CCC is a hateful club.

The Imaginary Club: Enemies of Real

Response to: Anti-Blam Club Club Posted February 13th, 2003 in General

At 2/13/03 07:36 PM, Rystic_Force wrote: Then why not stop now?

Hey! I created the Club-a-Club Club! At first, I though I was not the only one who though the portal was being overrun by clubs, so I though people would join a club with a goofy name and simply say which club they find the most pointless. That's all. It was not about hating the Blam club or the Zelda club or the lightsaber crew or the clock crew etc.
Well, now, I've changed my mind. This "club" is this: If you're going to start or be in another pointless club, simply because you want to be in a club, you might as well be part of a club with a cool name. Now, I think I will push this concept further and create the Club Club-a-Club Club Club. And then, if need be, I shall create the Clun Club Club-a-Club Club Club Club. But that will be all.
And stop taking this so seriously, everyone, or you might look dumber than you really are.

Anti-Blam Club Club

Response to: NG Audio! Go! Go! Posted February 13th, 2003 in NG News

Good.
You really are turning this website into a " Make you own Flash site". It's great! Now, we've got a choice of musics and a free preloader.
How about a sprites page?
Or maybe there is already a website for that somewhere else.
But still, sprites page!

Response to: Anti-Blam Club Club Posted February 13th, 2003 in General

At 2/13/03 07:09 AM, slinederhighgen wrote: most of the people on the top 50 protect/blam list
are members of the blam club, ever taken a look at the top blammers profile?

Yes I did, that's not the point, the point is: do they need to be part of the blam club to be effective blammers? No. That's all. I know a couple people above me in the list are members. That's great for them, but I'm still quite high in the list amd have blammed a lot of crap all by myself. Would I have blammed more if I was par of a club? No. Would BC members ( serious ones) blam less if they wheren't part of BC? No.

Response to: Anti-Blam Club Club Posted February 13th, 2003 in General

At 2/13/03 06:53 AM, Rystic_Force wrote: Listen, we don't just REVIEW movies to help artists. The Blam Club has many actionscripters who actively support flash artists.

We're flaming him for posting a dumb thread.

You don't have to be a flash artist. Infact, that's better then someone who just makes crap for the portal.

Finally, any members who join to protect their movies are usually banned. Period.

It's good to see that some people can reply intelligently to posts. And you even read it through! Thank You, for that, I'll give you a pic from my upcoming movie.

Anti-Blam Club Club

Response to: Anti-Blam Club Club Posted February 13th, 2003 in General

Damn, is it me or all the blamclub members take their role on newgrounds waaaay to seriously? You guys are obsessed with it! You even have your own website! And don't think I'm against you for that, I just don't think you are useful at all. Why?
1- Even Wade said it: he'd rather have a bad movie stay on the portal than have the author resubmit it time and time again.
2- How would you feel if someone targetted YOUR movies? Even if your movie sucked ass, I'm sure you'd fell bullied and discouraged.
3- You don't keep the crap out of the portal more that you did as separate members, you just wanted some sort of police club, like Zelda fans wanted a Zelda club. You wanted to fund this club because you all shared a common interest: blamming bad movies. So everyone on newgrounds joined your club simply to say: Look at me, I'm good for the portal! I keep it clean!
4-The real portal cleaners AND protectors are on the top 50 blam/protect list.
5- You'd rather destroy than protect. Me to. But still.
6- You say that all your members are fair voters and blablablablabla. Oh, but then you'll say " No! Some of our members don't vote fairly, but most of us do!". As if you could keep track! How many of you are there now? 3000? 4000?. It's completely ridiculous to say that that many people are members of a club which purpose is to clean the portal since the vote of only 50 users is required to blam a movie.
7- You never respect the views of anyone but yourselves and you ONLY argument is only " You're a NOOB, you movie, we blammed, cause crap they where! Now, lock this topic!"
8- If the portal is to be a place to encourage Flash authors, you can be sure the name of your club alon will discourage anyone from making Flash movies.
9- You say you help aspiring Flash artist. I suppose you tell them, in your reviews, " Less sticks" or " Animated Better" " Have a better plot" "Be good at Flash, and then, resubmit"
10- I can hear it coming... " But what about the people who really suck at Flash and who submit crap time and time again to litter the Portal? We get rid of them!" Yes, congratulations, you, along with every other user who see that crap help get rid of it. We all reallt needed a club for that!
11- You pretend your club is for the love of the portal! It's more for the love of blamming! All the other clubs around here have been founded because their members loved something.
12- What are your club's accomplishements anyways? And no, the answer is not "We keep the portal clean"
13- Have you noticed how I didn't insult any one of you? Learn!
14- Quit your yapping about NOOBS already! That is the dumbest thing you can do: say that someone is a noob because he doesn't know PRECISELY what your club does, or because he has not gotten the million in " Who wants to be a NG fan".
15- YES, you DO project a very negative image and will continue to do so until the end of time. Change your name to the protecion club if you want a BETTER ( not good, better) image.
16. No, I haven't made a movie. So?
17- I bet some of your members joined because they thought it would save their movies from oblivion! Sad.

Now, you must really think I hate you and are ready to insult me with your usuall blabering, or you must be tired or reading and your are dying to simply write something completely useless because you can't reply preoperly to this post.
Well, in truth, I don't hate you club at all, I simply ignore it. I also want to keep crap off here, my BLAM/PROTECTIONS show that, but I don't need to be part of a club to do so.
I don't support people who hate your club IN PARTICULAR, and I am the one who started the CCC and you morons should go check why I did so. ( like you recommend to everyone to go check out you website) It's under " DO you hate a club? The CCC"

Sorry for any typing mistakes. I'm not as perfect as you are, BC members...