well

honestly, I'd say to stop making fuckin' babies already, but since Asia won't listen to me and will overrun the world eventualy, or just implode, whatever, well I'd say: sure, why not, get a 2 for 1.

since when have people backed down from extreme measures that cost faraminous amounts simply to insure they have a kid? I think its better than saving a kid that will be mentaly fucked up and won't amount to anything. This is like twins, and if you keep it a secret, no one notices.

in any case, I'm sure the scientists are really eager to start trying this, for fame n' shit.

OMG and soon, it will have more views than Jew died in concentration camps during WW2!

AH PWNED TEH JEWS
:o

And its got more view than the number of hair
on my balls!
AH PWNED MY BALLS!!!!!!!

And its got more views than it takes kilometers to circle the earth 100 times!
AH PWNED THE EQUATOR!!!!

totaly meaningless comparison btw. congratulations.

Tetris.

go polka, or something

woah there's just soooooo many X_x

did you take out the ones from people who aren't yet 18? I see a submission in which Squeezy participated, and his profile says he's just 15. I know you can easily change your age in your profile, but I'm sure there would be enough artists honest enough to keep their age as it is, even though they aren't 18 :o
I don't want to vote on someone who can't win :/ Unless you'll compensate them with something of equal value I guess.
Also, there's some FLash that are all by the same people. I don't know if you mind or not that people can vote several times for the same person, but given the extremely huge list of Flash, maybe it would be best to keep it at one submission for every author :/ ( highest ranked)

this is like voting for 200 presidents :p

At 2/28/05 12:30 AM, -Gooch- wrote:.

If peanut butter sticks to the top of your mouth, I'd hate to see what sticks to the bottom of it.

that made no sense. cool.

- whenever you're handling a vat of highly corosive alien goo, some will always fall on your hands and mutate you into a powerful goo-like supervilain.

- if 5 of your friends just went down in the basement after a power failure, and you heard horrible screams of pain, grab the smallest flashlight you can find, make sure the batteries are nearly dead, and go check it out on your own. DON'T CALL ANYONE.

-A closed mind and a closed book are the same: a block of wood. So you can smash them both if you have ninja powers.

--A face without freckles is like a sky without stars. So it means that if you have freckles, your face is always at night.

-Once, a small man and a big man met at a bridge. They were going in opposite directions. The big man said to the small man: let me pass, of I smash your face. So the small man spontaneously combusted and blew up the bridge, killing both.
morale: don't threaten small people. Ever.

yeah here's the horoscope for today:

If you were born between the year -12321423142341234231 and 21321435345234, here's what will happen today, unless you're a robot: You will have to make confronting choices that are important. Opportunities will present themselves to you, and you will face challenges. Someone you care about will reveal something to you.
here's what I recommend for today: Don't let your feelings overwhelm you, think with your head, and if someone asks you if you can defeat a lvl99 dragon, say "no" and run away. :o

At 2/28/05 12:22 AM, BigBlueBalls wrote: Like as if we're supposed to follow a set of rules as to how to live as we get older.

yes, that's called "a society".
"s-o-c-i-e-t-y"

It's never ending, people continually seem to use this whole "grow up" excuse to tell you how they want you to live.

true.

generally how I live that's my choice and if you don't like it then shut the fuck up and get your own fucking life.

your actions will always influence those around you. Get it our of your head right now that you can do as you please.
But, of course, there are certains things that are more up to you that others, like clothes. But from experience, I've found its easier to change your t-shirt than change the 20 people who hate you for wearing it. Its just how it is.

Therefore, you end up with your friends turning towards the darkside and telling you that they're "too old" to be doing certain things.

haha
well, they probably just got bored of it. I never get bored of things I like. I still play goldeneye. If my nintendo was still hooked up, I'd play it every day. If I lived 4000 years, I'd play the nintendo every day until I die.
But some people get bored of things, or don't have time anymore, so they just pretend like they "grew out of it" and make it sound like its made them better, wiser people as a result.

you probably do that to. For example, do you play pokemon cards? Or do you play with spider-man action figures in your bath tub?
tell me what you think about people who watch Teletubies? Don't lie to me, you'll only be lying to yourself.

They're the castrated versions of what they once were.

either change or change friends. Many people find its easier to change than to change who you're with.
You do sound sorta young though. Thinking its so bad and scary to "settle down". Wanting to go around and party all the time... :o You can't keep it up forever, eventualy, you'll have to change anyways -.-

Foxx had it all. He was black, played a real person in a true story and had a handicap.

there was like NO FRICKIN WAY he could have lost.
unless Ahnold was playing in the same movie. Then he would somehow have sucked more. Holywood is gay. Litteraly. Since 1993

A man named Roger will eat 3, THREE pogos with Ketchup and Mustard, in the next week.

The gods will get angry and take their revenge upon the nation of the white man once they have wronged the nation of the righteous.

:o

this is easy :o
yay

At 2/27/05 11:07 PM, -Gooch- wrote: pure cool

You're good at this you bastard.
hmmm

A bird in your hand is worth 2 in the bush. Unless you can count.

If life hands you lemons, sugar, water, artificial flavouring and food colorant, well... well... hmm... eat.. the sugar?

To B or not to B, that is the question.

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, olny fagogts can raed tihs.

Your reward for doing so: if any of them happen, maybe a bunch of idiots will make a thread in the politics forum about it and make you extremely fanous. If "famous" means that at least one person out of your family has heard of you.

so anyways.

I predict that...
hmmmm

The forces of evil will rise once again, lead by one man who will oppose the nation of God, and he will be defeated.

One of my friends wanted me to tape him to the wall as a performance piece for one of our art classes. It was a drawing class if anyone's wondering. Makes perfect sense.

I don't think he was entirely serious, but I'm 100% sure he would have tried it if I had offered. But I don't think it would have worked.

In life, there're 3 kind of people: those who can count and those who can't. And those who can't stop telling that joke. So that makes 3. Yep.

When in doubt, look for the answer.
When in doubt and lazy, roll a dice or something.

The fire burns not only in the dragon's belly, but in his eyes as well. Which I guess means you should shoot his eyes if you ever happen to fight one.

Don't let the bed bugs crawl in your ears and lay thousands of tiny maggot offsprings that will slowly devour your brains, rendering you crazy with rage and pain.

They don't have to make sense.
at all.

because, you know what they say: Life is like tetris. Sometimes you need a bar or else you're fucked.

At 2/27/05 09:00 PM, Ryan914 wrote: There was a hobbit like race of people recently discovered on an island.

that's what they'd like you to believe, but they is more. They found the momofied remains of their 3-feet tall blue hair. They are hiding it from the public to prevent mass hysteria, but I know. Yes.
I know. They're out there.
They're watching. At night. They're watching me. I have to wear a bee keeper outfit, for I fear their poison darts. I wrap my poop in plastic so they can't trace my sent.

At 2/27/05 08:55 PM, Hice wrote:

They only broke your mailbox? You better call all of your female relatives, because I'm sure atleast one of them was violated.

no, I'm pretty sure the trolls would stay very far away from them. If I was a troll, that's what I would do. But I'm not a troll.
or....
am I?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*SMOKE BOMB*

At 2/27/05 08:38 PM, Ryan914 wrote:

Note: I am not trying to sound like an ass, I am only trying to prove truths in the existance of humanity, it's a habit of an intellectual to disprove others

You make me laugh, with you big words like "science" and "understand". Trolls are very real, and have nothing to do with these "ghenetiks" you speak off. They are the devil you hear, THE DEVIL.

they smashed my bus-shaped mailbox. IT COST ME 20 DOLLARS. DAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOU

someone needs to get laid I see.
Go masturbate or something.

At 2/25/05 02:47 PM, -Platinum-Hydra- wrote: ramstein should be shot from plain stupidity

you're 14 and you like rap.
HENCEFORTH, YOUR OPINION MATTERS NAY GOOD SIR.

At 2/25/05 01:56 PM, ArtistJ wrote:
Well, the point is that knowing history is to know where you came from-

for what?
to hold grudges against other people?
To get a reason to travel to europe?

this whole "spiritual quest" shit is so tardesque anyways. Geez, just BE HAPPY, you don't need to know "where you're coming from" to be a human.
The fact that some people think this make me make topics like these.
its interesting to some, like me, I like this stuff, but its not important. And its definately not as cool as robots.

But it doesnt have that extra element of "this is still effecting me today"

well, why not?
:o Movies are still affecting me today. In fact, movies affected this thread. So what if Robocop never won a war and hasn't taken over half of a foreign country? He's still cool.

At 2/25/05 01:45 PM, BozoHimself wrote: cus of the money...

you answered your own question.

I smoke imaginary cigars.

I'm trying to quit by chewing imaginary banana-flavored gum.

At 2/25/05 01:32 PM, JenniferLopez wrote: History is what keeps you from jamming a fork in an outlet. : )

now of course, there is a thin line between "experience" and "history" :p

if we want to learn history to not repeat past mistakes, then we can easily extract the lessons and teach them out of a historical context.

example: Jeffery LongShlong, age 3, was burned to a crisp when he jammed a fork into an outlet. This happened 20 years ago. Remember the date for some reason.

or:

don't jam metal in outlets, or you'll die

see?
way better. History only brings grudges. "WHAT? MY ANCESTORS WHERE KILLED BY XXXXXXXX? omg omg omg penis! revenge get!"

hell might as well learn the same lessons from the " Captain Kirk vs the Red Swarm of Palomino5" story. At least no one will be pissed at anyone's ancestors :p

At 2/25/05 01:29 PM, Earfetish wrote: And it has a political relevance.

ancient greece definately has no political relevance :o

but you can win gameshows. Then again you can win most american gameshows if you can walk and breathe. Which, you will note, excludes fishes from winning.

At 2/25/05 01:27 PM, The_Confused wrote: To paraphrase Churchiill, if we do not know history, we are doomed to repeat it.

To paraphrase myself: Churchill, you faggot, we've been repeating it for 10 thousand years and its not your sissy-assed comments that are going to make terrorist not crash planes in towers. History repeats itself because humans are humans, not because they can't tell right from wrong.

seriously, do you have to know about 200 different wars to know wars are bad?
Wars.

...
Star Wars.
cool.

aaaaaaaaaah brings back good times.

Before people complained endlessly about Illwill, LF and Knox, they complained day in and day out about B and the clock crew.

I almost miss those days.
almost.

like I almost won't lock this thread.

if you never lived it, its as good as fiction to you.
And we shouldn't let the actions of those in our past dictate what we should do ( i.e. in 50 years no one from WW2 will be alive and no one will be able to claim that anyone owes them anything for WW2).

so..
I mean...

who cares about history?
Its cool to get the basics of it, but I just get pissed when people amass vasts amounts of foreing knowledge and history and pass it off as better than watching movies :o
Culture is culture, regardless. Knowing 30 backstreet boy songs is as good as knowing 30 mozart songs. Knowing 30 facts about ancient egypt is as good as knowing 30 facts about Jedi Knights.

At 2/25/05 01:08 PM, DanMalo wrote: Club a Seal.

that was so completely out of nowhere, and makes so little sense that its cool.

club-a-club club :o

and no, NO ONE will EVER play songs that you like because they suck. That and the fact that they somehow have to play at least 50% of new/experimental stuff no one has ever heard so they sound cool and support the local scene.
oh well.

most girls I know are my mom.
...
:(

so this other night, on Jay Leno, there were these rapper kids, but they raped with violins.
They were pretty good, until they started doing anything other than playing the violin. Like singing and "dancing", which could be more accurately described as "wiggling" or "looking stupid".

one of them had a tuque with a hat on top of it. What a shmuck.

p.s. I like your sig

At 2/24/05 09:41 PM, Incredible_Hulk wrote:

-poxpower-
COOLER.

pffffff I'm the one who started those sigs anyways.
that was in 2003 and in the CCC, but I'm still the one-color sig mastar4evar.

maybe you can try 3 colors or something. Or like one color and a dot.