At 5/18/05 03:16 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:

It's 15 past 10 in the evening, and I'm not fat.

that's funny, its EXACTLY what an obese man in denail would say.
Also, what a man with a small penis would say.
And who's a virgin.
With acne.
And bad at Mortal Kombat.

At 5/18/05 03:16 PM, PopeOnARope wrote:

Black people were kept in slavery 130 YEARS ago. Like I said earlier, how long does it take to get their shit together? There isn't one black man alive right now that has been a slave.

lol
yo cracka, yo don't need to get all pissed, know what I'm saying?
Man, chill dude, just like, chill down
on the other side of town
in a wedding gown
don't touch a clown

At 5/18/05 03:03 PM, -Kali- wrote:

I had The Crow. And TMNT I & II. And Batman. And all the Ernest movies. Boo-yah.

ERNEST
the king of komedy.

Ernet and Basketball shoes rocked. And that one with the Trolls. And all the other ones that made no sense. Hurray. The guy who played Ernest must be 70 years old now :'' (

TMNT was so awesome. And Ghostbusters. The end of no-CGI movies :' (

At 5/18/05 02:50 PM, -Kali- wrote: Actually, we're getting less fat now.

really? :o I didn't see those stats.

But see now, this is what happens when you blame fashion models for setting unrealistic goals: people get fat. We need to bombard everyone with more thin people 8-)

If the fatness level is indeed decreasing (its been going up at least till 2001, don't know after) then I attribute this feat to reality TV for selecting only good-looking stupid people to feature on their shows. Hurray.

if the U.S. is still getting fatter, then I blame reality tv >: ( GO OUTSIDE YOUR FAT FUCKS.

win/win

I DO remeber when the McDonalds DLT came in this gigantimous styrofoam package to keep the bun side warm, and the lettuce and stuff cold.

I remember when.. like... hum.. I don't remember anything :/ My parents didn't take me there to eat the delicious food. Bastards.

Another thing, when I was a kid we made kickass movies like Waterworld, and that ruled because its stupid and costs millions, and its got ciggarette-smoking pirates on jet skis.

At 5/18/05 02:45 PM, Ryan23224 wrote:

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

that's not even racist >: (
like, what? white people are smart?
that joke sucks

kable box = hurray

when I was young, americans weren't so damned obese >: (
Nowadays, with your Wall-Marts, your cheesbaconsaucaseburgerfriesjumbocokesugar buns and your segways, you're all getting fat like that guy in that movie. Like, the fat one, not the one with the sunglasses.

At 5/18/05 10:57 AM, pasteurboris wrote:

As you said God is outside of time.

he could be on a different time, but not "out of time", unless he didn't change at all. Time is simply a measure of how fast things change :o
its not "there" or nothing, you can't bottle it or look at it, its not even real.

So unless God does not change, which suggest he does, he does not live "outside of time"

Place the number 4 beside infinity, and you basically have us beside God.

infinity is just a concept :o Its not a number. Stop trying to compare god with things, if he's so perfect there's no comparing him, right?

more and more evidence is piling up on the side of God.

read as : God is piling up on the side of science, not the other way around.
Religion is also an evolving concept, and its flagbearers always try to adapt it to science and social realities so it doesn't lose all its edge. Christians now are not the same Christians as in 600ad.

At 5/18/05 10:48 AM, TimeFrame wrote:

right...

right you're pretty much the same as everyone else.
Things that don't affect you are "alright" in your mind, but really, what the FUCK is the difference, from a religious standpoint, in believing that prayer makes you go to heaven and beliving that woshipping goats makes you go to heaven??

there's none.
at all.
:o

its all made-up shit. You're just used to some of them more than others and you go "well that not crazy, i see on tv! what? muslims! that insane! they don't eat McDs! insane muslies! Hindous are crazy cuz they like go "wow vishnu" like lol DOOOOD he's an elefant!!"

remember: religious standpoint.
religious.
ligious.

At 5/18/05 10:01 AM, TimeFrame wrote:

No one should accuse anyone of going to hell, it's just plain stupid.

how is it any stupider than:
-praying
-saying you'll go to heaven
-being a good person just to be saved
-reading the bible just because you're christian
-citing the ten commandmants all the time
-worshipping a giant turtle and making up gods for your family
?

its all equaly stupid from a religious standpoint :o

At 5/18/05 08:38 AM, ohp-kyle wrote:

Remember how that went down last time?

not really, care to refresh my mind?

If you don't have belief in a god/gods/whatever, then you are an atheist.

its like:

religious: 100% belief in greater possibly of gods
atheist: 100% belief in lesser possibility of gods
agnostic: people who are honest and admit they don't know

At 5/18/05 09:03 AM, Mopsicle wrote:

You know, when I read back on that quotation I realize how gay it actually sounds.

indeed it does :o
and it didn't "just start to suck" either, that's a proven fact. Its been at a constant level of suck for the last 2 years ( at the very least).
although it does seems there's less and less fun people and more and more goody-two shoes and half-brained idiots who can't really talk about anything unrelated to teenagehood, i.e punk bands, video games and boobs.

but I'm still here 8-)

At 5/18/05 01:07 AM, Mopsicle wrote:

I have been around but I've been avoiding NG because of its rising popularity. It just doesn't seem like a retreat anymore, and that's what lost its appeal to me.

hahahahahahaha

oh you card.
Ng is awesome because there's lots of people 8-)
I never got that "I like it when its just me and my five friends on the forums" mentality. I love this place, the more tards the better.

and there's always the mod lounge anyways :p
Speaking of which, I've been a mod for like a while year now. Whoopee fuckin' doo :o

At 5/18/05 02:26 AM, Ihmhi wrote:

can prove". Because you can't.

By the way, if you can not infer it from what I have wrote, I am an Atheist as well.

if by "atheist" you mean "100% sure there's no god", then I think you just owned yourself :o

Its funny because EVERYONE agrees on at least one thing: you can't prove or dissprove the existance of God/gods/kermit, yet both sides use that as their main argument for believing or not believing, while us "agnostics" ( non-logicaly challenged) sit in the sidelines and laugh.

hahaha this thread is the stupidest pissing contest I've ever seen!

"hey guys anyone else shot rocks with guns? Man guns are awesome"

please join the army and die

badly drawn :o

and well.. not really that funny, although it does depart from the usualy "teens playing video games" bullshit.
I give you a B+ for effort.

wasn't that an Awful link of the Day on SA a while back?
:/
Well in any case, everything ends up in their daily awful links eventualy.
Quite interesting, but nowhere near as gross as that site with the hentai pictures of a fat chicks with 12 tits and a giant vagina with 20 huge penises coming out of it.

At 5/17/05 10:40 PM, HeinousDude wrote:

it's like the gas that you burp up burns your inside because it's acidic.

oh I've had that o.O
It hurts a little. But seriously not enough to ever give money to anyone for a "cure".

I've been called many things in my time; "Lord", "mater" Genius" "Savior" "God", but truly, I'm just your ordinary cowboy, looking for his place in the world.

That's why I enjoy the smoooooth taste of Marlboro cigarettes.

what's heartburn? I mean, what does it feel like?

:o
I see sooooooo many commercials of heartburn on tv, but I don't think I ever had it, and if I indeed did have it, I didn't need to take any tums or whatever crap.

a mystery to me.

At 5/17/05 10:23 PM, ramagi wrote:

You know you could have done that with out looking silly.

>: (
Jesus fucks, lay off o.O
Its just ONE LINE dammit. A miserable line of caps, and with a good reason to, done in a non-spam intent.
:(

you guys make me sad

At 5/17/05 10:06 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: Cool man. But word of advice, keep this stuff in your sig and profile. You're not actually suppose to advertise your site like that.

sure you can do it, once in a while :o
its just that constantly doing it all over NG is annoying, but there's nothing wrong against plugging your site or your flash or whatever if you think you did a good job and want some feedback

At 5/17/05 10:05 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote:

I told you, you get luff points from SMC. Those are worth more than anything.

I'm not a greedy man. So I think I'll abstain from my ressource seeking from now and won't deprive all other potential ranters from the fortune you're so kindly offering

Wow, what a bargain! We get nothing and we feed your site with contents!

Where do I sign up?

anything but that x_x

Jedi is a religion, it needs its own thread so you nuts can see the err of yar ways :o

At 5/17/05 09:42 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

Fuck, you know what? I'm going to ban you just for being a jackass in real life. Maybe that'll teach you to treat other people with respect you dipshit.

hahaha

mail him a mr. Potato hand and order him to spank himself.

you'd need to give me an I.P ban and an account deletion. I'd be content to leave under those circumstances.

At 5/17/05 07:16 PM, -Kali- wrote:

I'm not the one who banned him, so kindly leave my belief structure out of this, kthx.

you're the one suggesting we take vengeance upon him :o

What is one rule that Tom specifically had implemented? Think FILTERS.

never heard of that :o
don't think it has to do with alt accounts on the BBS though.

anyways, who cares, its not like this will change anything on the BBS or the mod team, and the funniest part is that I still haven't checked who actualy banned clockers and I don't really think I will haha.
yay friends are here!

BIEW BIEW

At 5/17/05 07:09 PM, Thetwodud wrote:

Mods should be bannable by admins.

They are.

just don't hold your breath.

At 5/17/05 07:06 PM, -Kali- wrote:

What makes you think Wade'll be any more apt to see this thread? YOU get real.

its not so much a thread for Wade as for everyone on the BBS :o
I think its even justified that he didn't simply send an email to all the mods instead of making a thread.
Transparency its called, even on a private website its somewhat important, and if I was just a regular user I wouldn't want stuff like this kept from me especialy when its true.

Why didn't anyone delete this thread right away? Because you know 8-)

And why is that? If he has no respect for the rules Tom was very specific about, why shouldn't a mod reciprocate with due disrespect?

aren't you like a christian or something? Vengance only brings people to be more pissed in an endless vortex of being pissed forever. Its a bad climate to have on a place that's supposed to be fun and to relax. He was "wronged" so I guess it would be stupid to just triple-rape him because he broke a rule. Plus this thread makes the BBS more interesting, which is the point of threads anyways.
And the rules were made by Tanner :p James and Wade care more about the BBS than Tom :o Tom doesn't drop by very often, you know that. But, right, no matter.