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So why shouldn't we sterilize poor people again?
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At 10/16/13 01:28 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:

haha. Lookin' for a little nugget in the pan but the prospect was always dry.

Defending religion on forums has become impossible to distinguish from a joke in the last couple years.
The arguments against have become so well-known and widespread that it's almost fascinating to see people who have been on the internet for years being unaware of them.

I mean it's so fucking stupid that if you are capable of reason, you can figure out why you shouldn't be religious if you live in a modern secular society, but hey, people keep on doing it, though lately as I've become more interested in IQ I've come to realize most people are really really stupid and it's no wonder they fall for this same old scam over and over and over again.

A 100 point IQ, which is the average, is probably about what the stupidest people who post on online forums have. Scary thought.

At 10/16/13 02:53 PM, Splats wrote: Meh, it's dangerous.
SERIOUSLY LOOK

How on earth can anyone make an entire movie out of a guy getting assfucked to death by a horse?

Don't get him started on beer before he's at least 5.

Months old.

Alright carry on.

At 10/11/13 01:45 PM, SteveGuzzi wrote:

If both rationality and irrationality already exist in our present experience, then why would God need to be limited to just one or the other? Why must God be confined to logic and reason alone, when even we ourselves are not?

Sadly we ARE actually confined to logic and reason so if God really does escape all logic and reason then we cannot understand him other than by what we can actually observe for ourselves.

So really it's as pointless as saying that Irish wizards make all the Lucky Charms because wizards are not bound by reason.

The reason that people say these things exist on different planes, or are "non-overlapping magisteria" as Gould

Can I just pause here to mention that Gould was a career idiot of questionable moral fiber?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Jay_Gould#Opposition_to_sociobiology_and_evolutionary_psychology

Proof again that no matter how much you accomplish in life, you can still be a moron in some areas.

they try to understand the parts of reality by looking at the whole picture.

Religion and Philosophy don't actually understand anything.
All those disciplines have ever done is basically get stuff wrong until real sciences came around.

You don't gain new knowledge by sitting on a leather chair imagining how reality could be without having to do any field work. That's what potheads do when they're high. Philosophers are basically PhD potheads.

Now, does knowing this fact about sound make music any less real or important to you? Does it take away music's power to guide and affect your emotions and actions? No, and no, so...

That doesn't really help anything all you did was demonstrate that "ideas can influence people" which we all understand already.

The point is to try to differentiate the GOOD IDEAS from the BAD IDEAS.lol why is this thread still alive

At 10/11/13 03:33 PM, aides wrote:

At 10/11/13 03:27 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: He's gone for good. And I really mean "for good".

I suppose we don't call them "bullet absorbers" for nothing...

Surely you can't kill cellardoor6? He's like Emperor Palpatine.

I'm pretty sure you can kill Emperor Palpatine

Don't take any dating advice from people who make a career out of dating, they are horrible assholes and that's why they're dating so many people and still single.

Here's how:

Hi my name is Ryan, I am 19.
My penis when erect is 5.2 inches. I am 5'11 and will be semi-bald only at about 35.
I am currently worth 5326$ and my expected yearly income based on my grades and chosen career path will be 24 230$
I have 21% body fat and weigh 192 pounds.
I have no prior arrests and no car.
============

I am looking for: A hole to sperm in.

At 10/9/13 03:36 PM, DeIirium wrote: i eat lots of unhealthy fatty food and hardly exercise yet i dont gain weight.

Like 100% of people who don't gain weight but think they "eat a lot" you do not eat a lot.

At 10/9/13 02:09 PM, Viper50 wrote:

At 10/9/13 11:41 AM, poxpower wrote: To gain fat you don't need to do anything but eat really. Just sit there and eat 3000 calories a day.

What if one eats like 1,500 or less calories a day but doesn't do much except during the morning?

It depends on your metabolism / weight/ genes and what you eat.

Gaining weight is fairly simple: If you're not gaining weight, you aren't eating enough. Just eat more until you start gaining weight.

At 10/8/13 04:04 PM, Profanity wrote:

Muscle weighs more than fat, and it builds faster.

Muscle does not build faster than fat.
You will not gain weight simply by working out either.

To gain muscle you need to eat enough and work out really hard ( unless you are genetically gifted ).

To gain fat you don't need to do anything but eat really. Just sit there and eat 3000 calories a day. Or more if you're not a little sissy.

At 10/8/13 02:51 PM, YoungAndWise wrote: ITT: Nobody knows what directly proportional means.

Yes I should have written inversely proportional... Anyway..

At 10/8/13 11:26 AM, Viper50 wrote:

At 10/8/13 09:32 AM, poxpower wrote: Where the fuck am I gonna get a squirrel??

There is an inhumanly large amount of squirrels where I live.
You could probably go outside and find one in like 5 minutes at the absolute very most.

Yeah but I'm not gonna.. kill.... a squirrel..yeah

At 10/7/13 10:09 PM, Viper50 wrote:

At 10/7/13 07:23 PM, poxpower wrote: always a good reason
http://www.thepoxbox.com/challenges.php?id=listyear#link2

Are the ones in red ones you've done or ones you haven't done yet?

Also have you ever eaten a Carambola (a.k.a. Star Fruit)?

Yes this was the start of the year though. Now I am up to 92/100 I think.
Where the fuck am I gonna get a squirrel??

Star fruit is ok. Meh. Most tropical fruits that we don't regularly eat are nothing special IMO.
Durian was fine but it was frozen flesh, I didn't actually buy the whole fruit.... I probably shouldn't lol.

Eat fatty things.
Peanut butter, chocolate-covered nuts, olive oil, cheese...

It's not really complicated.

At 10/7/13 07:17 PM, ash wrote: Why would you want to eat something that was meant to move shit along.

always a good reason
http://www.thepoxbox.com/challenges.php?id=listyear#link2

At 10/7/13 06:47 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

I don't think she meant it that way. When you have to speak a language you hardly know anything about, you cut corners and try to say things the simplest possible way. She was not refusing to give it to you, she was just suggesting that you should make another choice.

lol yes basically.
She was very insistent though I asked like 5 times and she eventually just convinced me to not order her smelly fried intestines.
If they're smelly then maybe it's because they didn't clean them properly and I'd be eating literal pig shit so YEAH

At 10/7/13 05:21 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I really appreciate the work you've done, but you seem a bit fixated on race.

I DEMAND FRIED PIG INTESTINES FOR ALL.

I went to an asian restaurant last night and tried to order the fried pork intestines. The lady said NO!! NO! ONLY FOR KOREAN AND CHINESE!!

When I inquired as to why she said that it smelled really bad and us westerners surely would not enjoy food that smells half digested.

How dare she. I should sue that restaurant >:(

At 10/7/13 02:19 PM, BumFodder wrote:

At 10/7/13 02:17 PM, Ejit wrote: Wow edgey

Thats what I was thinking

When did you start thinking?

I have noticed that the amount of pictures of themselves someone posts on their Facebook is directly proportional to how ugly they know they are.

It's so hard to find pictures of a really ugly fat girl for instance. She will hide and delete them all, like she hides and deletes all pastries with her mouth.

This is like those call-in radio shows where a person calls, makes sense for about 10 seconds and then you realize they probably have a mental illness because they expand way too much on a crazy theory that they have absolute confidence in...

At 10/6/13 04:04 PM, Loki wrote: http://onlinephilosophyclub.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=10017

omg that original thread is hilarious. I've never seen a stupider person think they were more brilliant than this guy and his half-baked ramblings.

At 10/6/13 03:10 PM, DarkShadowblade wrote: Sometimes I forget that Newgrounds is the hangout of the socially awkward fedora-bearers.

You mean intellectuals. Yes. Intellectuals.

I'm not doing this but I am watching a lot of movies this year: http://www.thepoxbox.com/challenges.php?id=listyear#link1

And I did watch The Thing this month haha. It was alright.

It's almost as if you needed more than just one quality to attract a girl besides "being nice".

At 10/5/13 01:20 PM, Korriken wrote: I find it amusing that atheists are so god damned obsessed with the beliefs of others that they can't just live and let live that they have to continually harp on it and be epic douchebags, much like you.

Well stop believing stupid things then. Jeez. That's simple.

Hi I am poxpower.
I have lots of talents and interests but I think my best quality is how humble I am. I'm probably the most humble person on earth if not the universe.
I'm super fucking polite too.

At 10/3/13 09:20 PM, Havegum wrote:

At 10/3/13 07:46 PM, Havegum wrote: Everyone just give up

oh wow, buried in page 1? what a scrub

hmmmmmm

At 10/3/13 01:10 PM, Knights wrote:

Fist of the North Star should cover that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_ZeD40Rg8A

That was fucking retarded.
And awesome. lol