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Response to: Led Zeppelin! Posted July 24th, 2010 in General

At 7/24/10 02:01 AM, sumidiotdude wrote:
At 7/24/10 12:45 AM, Digital-Terror wrote:
At 7/24/10 12:35 AM, Chadinator wrote:
At 7/24/10 12:32 AM, sumidiotdude wrote:
At 7/24/10 12:30 AM, Ninelives wrote:
At 7/24/10 12:28 AM, Par0xysM wrote: LED ZEPPELIN? STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN??
Kashmir, baby.
Nah man, it's all about Black Dog.
Disagree, it really is about Ten Years Gone!
No way, its ALL about the Immigrant Song.
I checked with Led Zeppelin themselves and they clarified it was all about Ramble On.

Sorry, but after much clarification and deliberation, we've come to the conclusion that it was all about Good Times Bad Times.

Response to: I found my one true love on here. Posted July 23rd, 2010 in General

True love and the internet only match if it's someone trying to marry to get out of a poor country and into a rich one...

Response to: Time to get in the kitchen Posted July 23rd, 2010 in General

But, I don't want a sandwich. Infact i'm not even hungry at this point and time.

Response to: Even broken the law? Posted July 23rd, 2010 in General

I jaywalk pretty much everyday...

Response to: Islamic Center on Ground Zero Posted July 23rd, 2010 in General

At the end of the day, it's a fucking building. It's not a monument to laugh in the faces of what happened, it's not some sign of terrorist domination. It's a fucking building...

Response to: Hairstyle Posted June 25th, 2010 in General

Yeah, I need to get another haircut...

Hairstyle

Response to: Pink hair... Posted June 22nd, 2010 in General

It's hottish, but in a scary way.

Response to: French prisoner ate cell mate. Posted June 22nd, 2010 in General

Well, at least it would have been cooked to perfection.

Response to: I have serious problems. Posted May 19th, 2010 in General

Pfft, real pork ribs don't need ovens.

They can have them raw.

Response to: Radio is destroying music Posted May 19th, 2010 in General

Don't like the radio, change the station...

Response to: Addressing a hermaphrodite Posted May 9th, 2010 in General

Just use their first name...

Response to: Chillout music Posted May 8th, 2010 in General

It's not a Chillout compilation without Groove Armada's "The River".

Response to: Can you trust your spouse? Posted May 5th, 2010 in General

There's a reason why I keep her locked up in the basement...

Response to: I like my women how I like my... Posted May 5th, 2010 in General

I like my women how I like my bass guitars, long and with a strong bottom end.

Response to: Happy Birthday, Gagsy. Posted April 24th, 2010 in General

I knew there was a reason I decided to post on this day. Fate has brought us together so please marry me and I will bear your children.

Happy Fucking Birthday...
Response to: Piercings? Posted April 24th, 2010 in General

All of my holes are natural...

Response to: Taylor Lautner is so fucking... Posted April 24th, 2010 in General

Bitchslap him with your superior abs.

Response to: How to Fuck Your Boss Posted April 24th, 2010 in General

What if your boss is married, over the age of 50 and happens to be male?

How am I ment to get into his pants then?

Response to: Guitarists Posted April 24th, 2010 in Clubs & Crews

Hey, long time no post.

Just thought I'd say I'm still strumming away shittly on the old Telecaster...

Response to: Guitarists Posted December 26th, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

At 12/26/09 05:02 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote:
At 12/26/09 07:41 AM, PolishMatt wrote: Get out of here you stoner
Oh, that hurts. I can guarantee you half the people in this club smoke too.

Actually, I think you will find some of us actually care about our own lungs and brain cells...

Response to: Why hate Bono? Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

Cause Bob Geldof did it all before him.

And cause U2 went from a fabulous post punk outfit to oversized ego drivel.

Response to: Guitarists Posted December 25th, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

At 12/24/09 08:13 PM, Nev wrote:
At 12/24/09 05:31 PM, positively-negative wrote: I always thought it was an allen key not a wrench.
Yeah but he's not British (and therefore destined to be wrong) so we can let him off.

True, but at the same time we must try to get him out of his bastardized useage of our glorious language.

At 12/24/09 11:05 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote: I always thought a key was something you put in a lock. And a wrench was something you used to tighten things, hence the allen WRENCH being used to tighten the nut in this scenario.

The American wins.

The term wrench is releated to types of spanner where the size can be adjusted to suit the size of the particular screw or bolt.

Key on the other hand relates to a device inserted to lock or unlock something (as in the verb), and does not always related purely to the noun version of lock.

Response to: Guitarists Posted December 24th, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

At 12/24/09 07:06 AM, PolishMatt wrote: That tool you're referring to is an allen wrench. If you're lucky, you could find one in your garage or at home depot because it's essentially the same wrench used during car repair.

I always thought it was an allen key not a wrench.

Response to: Your favorite Shakespeare Posted December 22nd, 2009 in General

Probably King Lear.

Although Hamlet is also pretty boss.

Response to: i got a guitar Posted December 21st, 2009 in General

This is my old baby that serves me well. A mid 1980's Tokai copy of a Fender Telecaster.

i got a guitar

Response to: Ng Accounts Ten Year Anniversary Posted December 15th, 2009 in General

So NG accounts were first created on my 10th birthday.

Interesting. Happy B-day accounts.

Response to: anybody like being single? Posted November 29th, 2009 in General

I quite like being on my own. I'm one of those people who enjoy's their own company much more than most other people. And it means I don't have to arrange things around another person's schedule.

Plus I can also have my own place exactly as I want it.

Response to: Best Drinking Song Posted November 29th, 2009 in General

Friday Night, Saturday Morning - The Specials

Response to: The Offecal Ng Shitting Thread Posted November 27th, 2009 in General

I hope you all block up your toilets, I mean some of us non-Americans actually had to do things like work today...