8,536 Forum Posts by "positively-negative"
There are of course, many more great comic, but these are some of the ones I like...
Wilco
I'm a premature middle aged man...
The post office?
Only if China, France, Russia, the United Kingdom and the United States give up their power of veto on the UN security council...
I would have suspected it was colon cancer...
Probably like this guy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D9y4hapmMs
Report the rape?
It's a photo of a girl, it could come from anywhere. Girls who say they are girls on the internet are not girls until they prove they are girls.
I have stuff, but that doesn't always mean I like stuff, but sometimes I do.
Dude forgot bullets go through cars quite easily...
It's 10am in the morning, I have better ways to spend my day.
My Samsung Galaxy, 3 watches, breath mints and a pile of anthropological articles on sex.
I have a heart defect that means my chambers are reversed.
I collect wristwatches.
I wear a ridiculously oversized belt buckle with a rooster on it as a deliberate cock joke.
What school you go to only gets important at the University level. And even then, you can bullshit your way through that...
Galaxy S4. I've got one and I doubt I could ever go back to an iPhone now...
Fuck arresting those cunts, we need to go all Singaporean on their asses and execute the fuckers...
Women normally figure out pretty quickly that my douche persona is usually just an emotional cover to hide that I'm an amazingly sweet and gentle person.
At 2/6/14 05:15 PM, Rean2121 wrote: Its the best food in the world.
I wouldn't know, I've never tried to eat an iPhone before...
Quite possibly one of the most bizarre things I've ever listened to on the internet (Vaguely NSFW)
Seriously, it's audio descriptions of hardcore porn... I don't know if it's serious, or a really well done joke. But on the other hand, I at least now have something to play loud on the stereo next time Jehova's Witnesses come to my place...
At 1/29/14 03:27 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote: I also think congress has better things to do then spend time on these meaningless sensationalist showpieces.
Actually, once a petition gets over 100,000 signatures, the White House legally has to give a response.
At least you won't have an awkward meeting with him in the future...
Don't panic, the robots will end up being useless when they try to integrate it with Google+...
At 12/15/13 04:44 AM, Darwin7 wrote: I'm so used to Facebooks like button, when I see a funny post on here; I want to like it. But I can't.
Get with the times newgrounds, sheesh
So, you are saying that there is no other way to verbalise any form of emotional reaction to a post, even when someone can do something like maybe reply, and use actual words and shit?
No, I don't live there...*
* Statement may not be true.
