I love the Beastie Boys, but I have to add one point;

It is proven that Paul's Boutique is a superior album to Licenced To Ill.

Two try-hard buglars draw "masks" on their faces with markerpen as an attempted disguise. Plan backfires miserably.

I'm sorry, but if you don't want to be identified, there are BETTER ways of hiding one's face than this...

Well, while they're at it, why don't they sue the ball company for making a ball that was "too hard."

As much as a feel sorry for the family, why must someone or something always have to be blamed, even when it was purely a tragic accident? Or is an "accident" no longer a valid reason for anything?

From what I know aneurisms can be pretty fucking painful.

Well, my mum is already in hospital with complications after recent bowel surgery.

Maybe they can say hi.

At 10/27/09 01:35 PM, jarrydn wrote: I want to get a classical. I love the feeling of nylon strings :3

I have nightmares about classical guitars. Mostly due to the ones that were (and probably still are) at my highschool. I swear they must have been made on a day where the slave labourers were having an uprising and the last time the strings were changed was when Jesus was still shitting in his nappies.

Anyone who had their own guitar or for that matter access to a different one

De La Soul

Me, Myself and I

At 10/12/09 10:15 PM, Spaghetti14 wrote: Guys, if you haven't thought of this already, it works well.
Ok, so for the past few weeks, I've been playing in front of the grocery store every few days, and I've made about 12 dollars in an hour every time.
Nobody cares except for the manager, and when he finally sees you, he'll just ask you nicely to stop.

$12 an hour means you are a crap busker. A good busker can get easily 3 times that. All you need is high foot traffic and to be very noticable in a visual sense. You pretty much need to get it so there is no way anyone can ignore you.

Just remember to use your Jedi mind powers to stop any bullets flying at you.

Well, I think it would be more to do with the fact that God realised he seriously fucked things up when he created humans, so now he's trying his damnest to fix that mistake through trying to destroy us.

Also, John Lennon deserves to rot in hell, whilst he keeps a space free for Paul McCartney.

Meh, it's only a great film if you've got enough marijuana to last the whole thing, otherwise it's a load of crap that makes NO sense.

Yeah, sorry if I've gone a bit overboard...

Unknown Pleasures - Joy Division
Closer - Joy Division
Substance - Joy Division
Movement - New Order
Power, Corruption & Lies - New Order
Low-Life - New Order
Brotherhood - New Order
Substance - New Order
Technique - New Order
Republic - New Order
Get Ready - New Order
Waiting For The Siren's Call - New Order
The Stone Roses - The Stone Roses
Second Coming - The Stone Roses
Bummed - Happy Mondays
Pills 'n Thrills 'n Bellyaches - Happy Mondays

At 9/20/09 10:17 PM, Nev wrote: "Hey, I'm here to fix your guitar."

*Cue Porn Music*

Nah, I think "So I hear you're having trouble with getting the right nuts" would get far better value.

Yeah, people seem to forget that importance does not equal greatness.

Also that certain people seem to make it some sort of crime to dislike The Beatles music for moral and ethical reasons such as "The Beatles were about peace and love so I hope you die a horrible death", when in reality they were just a Pop Group who made it very big and where the myth outweighs the fact astronomically.

Also, Funk (and others), I think you should check out this website:
Suck My Beatles

If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page, the girlies I like are underaged.

I probably average 5 or so hours sleep a night.

Song Name: I Am The Resurrection
Artist: The Stone Roses
Genre: Madchester

At 9/12/09 01:35 PM, ChocloMan wrote: The best advice any guitarist can give to another is shut up 'n play yer guitar.

Discuss.

Not if they're a really shit guitarist...

At 8/30/09 11:27 PM, TheWolfe wrote: Is my guitar suppose to look like this?

The nut looks like it's been moved over. I tried to move it back, but it's stuck, as if it was made that way...

Well, I suspect someone has done in the past a left handed conversion with the guitar (based on the fact that the strings that remain are arranged in a lefty configuration,) and hasn't slotted the nut in properly when re-gluing it back in. I guess it should be fixable if the nut is removed and re-glued in correctly.

Of course I could be entirely wrong with my Sherlock Holmes styled deduction...

Cats. I just prefer their nature and the fact that they have some form of intellectual independency that you don't get with a dog.

Also I've only met about 5 dogs I have actually liked.

I don't mind Flying V's. They're probably my 2nd favourite Gibson solidbody after the Firebird. Although to me, Gibson's piniacal of design was the ES-335. I mean it's a piece of beauty through functionality.

At 8/21/09 04:57 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 8/21/09 02:50 AM, positively-negative wrote: Presenting to you all; The Ugliest Guitar of 2009....

As if his half SG half flying V wasn't bad enough already, he manages to shit out this horrible manisfestation.

Zakk Wylde should be banned from even thinking about designing another guitar.

Presenting to you all; The Ugliest Guitar of 2009....

You're forgetting one minor detail. The current Pope needs to die before there can be a new one.

Sometimes, things just fall into place and are meant to be.

Hope you have a few laughs and good sex with her.

Hammertime!

Richard Burton

His narration of "Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of War of the Worlds" is one of those thing that once heard, is never forgotten.

At 8/6/09 11:51 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Oh p-n, you are my Fuhrer. :3

Oh no, I am meer Untermensch compared to you...

At 8/5/09 10:41 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I'm thinking of buying this which is the bass version of the pink guitar I have (but I'll buy it in green). I want to learn how to play the bass without a pick too. I'll probably play some sweet rock and metal basslines and maybe some jazz or just mess around.

Yeah, I probably play my bass more than I play my guitars nowdays. I'm actually looking at buying a classier bass now. I'll probably buy something decent, then start modifying my Squier. Also then I'm looking for a stupidly big Bass amp.

Also, learn all the disco basslines you can. They are the real fun thing to play on a bass guitar.

At 8/4/09 12:36 AM, HandsomePete wrote: Gambling is immoral. Jesus cries when you play poker.

Well, it's his own fault for cheating in the first place!