27 Forum Posts by "porter9"
At 9/2/07 03:50 PM, muchcoolerthanu wrote:
, the wife has no ALLABY
It was posted earlier that the wife was in a salon of some kind i forgot which kind though, i think it was a beauty salon or something
DammiT!!! My head hurts, who else could it be, right now im thinking of the gardener because hes the the only one outside, doing nothing suspicisous, and has acsess to really sharp gardening tools. Its him or Michael Jackson, that moon walking bastard.
Your AWWWWWWWWWW sounded like u saw a cute puppy or something instead of getting ur arms ripped off your torso, next time add an exclamation mark like this"AWWWWWWWWW!".......that is all.
I found a white thong on the floor with brown stains on that little string, i just hope it wasnt my dads.
At 8/27/07 04:18 PM, MrLuckDuck wrote:At 8/27/07 04:01 PM, XD0042006 wrote: What girlfriend?The one that doesn't exist.
Completlly true.ha
Dammit, just 2 minutes ago before i thought about this i was jacking off to some horror flick(I have no clue why) and then my mom knocks on the door, first thing i did was stand up, pull up my pants, i didnt even notice my penis was in between the gap so i pul up the zipper and then "STUPID GODDAMNED SON OF A...." then my mom tells me why i was tearing and why i shouted out those words, i just said my girlfreind broke up with me, Ouch it has marks now and is really really sore.
WTF!!! DID I SEE FU#$#@G GUY IN A BUUNY SUIT!?!?!? I have no idea why i clicked that, i was tempting i guess.
Ummm good for u I guess, wait, whats the point in this thread?
There was this time i was at my house all alone, I got bored and started jacking off on the floor. I was masturbating for 5mins and suddenly my pittbull walks in the room and starts LICKING IT. I shouterd "BITCH!!!! GET OFF ME!!!" I was fricken scared that she might like the taste and start eating. She eventually went away and had to bathe my penis in a cup of water.
Damn man Im asian and im laghing my ASS OFF, some people just dont have a sense of humor....
heres some advice, never masturbate while holding a spoon.
socks, i keep losing alot.
I was a nudist and ran out the streets naked making monkey noises.
Sometimes i hear my moms voice in my head saying, "SALAD BAR" "SALAD BAR".
You dont really need to kill yourself just to forget the torments in your life, thats what jacking off is for.
SYSTEM OF A DOWN!!!!!! HELLZZ YEAH!!!!!
I went over to my freinds house once and he was playing maplestory and i saw him flirting with some guy,they said they was getting horny for eachother, after that i screamed and ran away.
At 8/20/07 03:17 PM, Hellian00 wrote:At 8/20/07 03:16 PM, porter9 wrote: It depends, was he curcumsized, by the way my penis got stuck in a pipe once.Why was your penis in a pipe. And, I'm cut, and still have a normal size dick.
I was bored and horny and at my basement at the time.
I only think of girls when im naked, most of the times i just think of dogs and cats mating.
It depends, was he curcumsized, by the way my penis got stuck in a pipe once.
I was just wondering what you guys would do if you see your wife or girlfriend in bed having sex with another guy and shes liking it, just wondering.
Put a sighn in front of your house that says "Quit vandalizing my house, OR IMMA CAP YOUR ASS!!!!!!" that is all
babies are produced when you eat too much and then have to use the bathroom
Worste 1 i saw was "could you check if marry's head is still in the toilet"and then came a weird drawing of someones face under it.
Its probably the way the ass jiggles every time it goes in.
Shove it up your arse and then take a dump, that good enough?
