At 11/26/09 11:13 AM, Headshot777 wrote: 8th grade. Haven't had one since then.

omg same here

anyone have animal crossing WW? if you have wifi, come join me on my game, i need someone to help me get nookingtons, just real quick. my friend code is 2021-0001-0072

make some cupcakes and use those as toppings

water is owned by the devil. drink mountain dew

why not use a trimmer, and just be very careful not to cut the teabag

am i the only one who notices that the simpsons hasnt been funny since season 8

i'll join. theres a problem though, my game is lagging really bad, why is it doing this?

server name: Newgrounds Server
server password: fulp1

if you have this game, you must know that you can play it online. im going to host an online server on unreal tournament for PC, if you are intrested, please let me know

i like the thought of an OS that leaves all the bullshit out. the video seemed very intresting to me. if they post a beta version or something, i might look at it. i think more OSs should be like that. although if ur an older person, who uses a computer for just work related stuff (excel, word, powerpoint etc.) then maybe chrome isnt for them

maybe i asked the question wrong, the shower water doesnt go into your ass, you use the stationary shower water to clean your asshole, the bidet was a kinda bad metaphor

At 11/19/09 06:51 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH JUST USING TOILET PAPER?!

did you just quote yourself?

also, a bidet is supposed to be greener than toilet paper, and its not like its cold water, its nice and warm

At 11/19/09 04:22 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: No, actually. I'm attracted to smarter women, but its hard to find intelligent women to begin with.

fixed :-)

nah, i try to be as honest as i can, no matter how much therepy you need after i say it

i open mouthed kissed a horse once

Herman Li

cuz you need britain and chinese rolled into one

lol, 45 views, 6 posts

who here has ever used their shower's water, as a home-made bidet? i dont mean the one you can pick up and get your body with, i mean the fixed attachment one, which requires you to spread your cheecks

go!

careful, thats how JFK died

fuckin mythbusters

usually just boxers. on a blue moon i'll go nude, but i usually end up making sweet love to myself, becuase im a sexy beast.

because he is a very sexy man, thats why

i think its odd how that movie came out a year ago, and already is in the 9.99 bin at walmart, but still pops up on NG.

go NG!

is there any way some of us can get revenge without spending twenty bucks?

well, after they finish these faggy vampire movies, im sure they'll just come up with something new and shittier, as long as the delusion of talent and smelly british fags stays with us

idk i guess he sees from a hetero standing, that lesbians are cool and sexy, and gay guys are gross, apperently hes never been to providencetown in cape cod (im from MA) they hottest gays there are men, honestly. the women arent who you see in pornos and movies. they are fat, butch women with mullets and chain wallets. these are the real life lesbos. i think the youth's view of lesbians is warped by internet porn.

so your saying that dunkin donuts is secretly telling us to kill jesus?

call mel gibson!

for me, firefox and opera both run at about the same speed. maybe your computer isnt very compatable with firefox. i personally go with firefox, just because of the private browser feature, which works great for porn and illegal music

can i get a userpage header that looks like my sig, just changed a bit? like have it instead say "Portalgun's Page" or something like that?

(bisexual)

okay, so i was in my vocational academics class, with five other kids. so a couple weeks ago, the topic of sexuality came up, so i very casually stated that i was bi. the two girls were surprised, but not upset in any way. they thought it was cool. the guys didnt care either.

but this one kid, jake. he told me that he wasnt really cool with gays. hes not all protesting or anything, but he genuinely thinks that gays are gross. he has no problem with lesbians, but he doesnt want to see gay men get married or anything. isnt that pretty fucked up? hes only against gay men. now im only about 45% gay, but it still feels weird hearing him say that. what do any of you think about this?

i know it probably wont get done for awhile, since im resurecting this thread, but can i get a userpage header that looks like my sig, just changed a bit? like have it instead say "Portalgun's Page" or something like that?

holy shit! tungsten exahust! wtf