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Author Search Results: 'Porkchop'

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1.

Elated

Topic: Harry Potter is shit.

Posted: 11/24/09 08:57 PM

Forum: General

At 11/24/09 08:43 PM, Falconpunchr wrote: harry potter
fairy magic
realism

Lol


2.

Elated

Topic: What will you do on 12/21/12?

Posted: 11/24/09 07:58 PM

Forum: General

I will be LANing and/or getting drunk with some of my bestest NG Homies.


3.

Elated

Topic: What to do in an 8 hour car drive

Posted: 11/24/09 07:56 PM

Forum: General

At 11/24/09 07:50 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote:
At 11/24/09 07:48 PM, coure wrote:
At 11/24/09 07:47 PM, Tramps wrote: Masturbate.
well im in the car with my dad and brother so that might be awkward
You can make it a family activity.

The family that plays together, stays together.


4.

Elated

Topic: What to do in an 8 hour car drive

Posted: 11/24/09 07:47 PM

Forum: General

Masturbate copiously.


5.

Elated

Topic: A Simple Timeline

Posted: 11/24/09 07:46 PM

Forum: General

2010 - Avengers, Iron Man 2, I graduate, USA goes down shitter.

2011 - Avengers 2, Iron Man 3, Xbox 3, PS4, Wii 2, Christmas is celebrated yearround.

2012 - World Ends. Lulz Ensue.

2013 - World is Dead

2014 - World is Dead

2015 - World is Dead

2016 - World is Dead

2017 - World is Dead

2018 - Kleeborp the martian is the first to fuck a human skeleton.


6.

Elated

Topic: Thanksgiving Motown Tribute

Posted: 11/24/09 07:10 PM

Forum: General

At 11/20/09 03:55 PM, Sevkat wrote: Isn't Motown... like... Jazz or some shit?

It's a amalgam of most hip-hop styles, R&B, Soul, Funk, etc etc.

Motown is a record company in Detroit that signed mostly urban styles. In this day and age, it pretty much applies to any hiphop that originates in detroit.


7.

Elated

Topic: Edward Panties...

Posted: 11/24/09 06:01 PM

Forum: General

I like the part of the book where nobody cared about how some stupid fad marketed.

Wait...

8.

Elated

Topic: Need money!

Posted: 11/24/09 04:24 PM

Forum: General

Anything illegal = fast money.
Anything legal = slow money.


9.

Elated

Topic: If Hitler had actually existed...

Posted: 11/24/09 03:50 PM

Forum: General

Eh, probably not.

If it were actually Hitler, of the WW2 Era, i'd be fucked.

If it were a modern incantation of Hitler, with new goals, etc etc, maybe.


10.

Elated

Topic: where will computers go?

Posted: 11/24/09 01:24 PM

Forum: General

I already have that.


11.

Elated

Topic: i need help with my gf

Posted: 11/24/09 01:20 PM

Forum: General

Hit her in the mouth.

How dare she like anything other than what you, in all masculinity, hasnt dictated to her?

Hell, hit her in the mouth twice, then put your foot so far up her ass, she'll shit enough shoe string to hang a midget.


12.

Elated

Topic: Meet'n'F**k series -stolen artwork?

Posted: 11/24/09 01:12 PM

Forum: General

At 11/24/09 12:57 PM, Xatanxa wrote:
At 11/24/09 10:57 AM, Porkchop wrote: You need hard proof, and a good reason why the author should be at fault.
Oh, I See what you did there.

Cool, glad you saw that I was offering some misguided kid help.

Sick fuck.

13.

None

Topic: Meet'n'F**k series -stolen artwork?

Posted: 11/24/09 10:57 AM

Forum: General

At 11/24/09 10:54 AM, IAmTheSpoon wrote: Then lack of proof was the case?
Well, guess I'll look for some then ^^
I welcome all help and opinions on the matter, as as far as I'm concerned, I'm not the only one thinking so.

You need hard proof, and a good reason why the author should be at fault.

Giving credit to any art, though, is totally fine.

If you've got it all, PM Wade.


14.

Elated

Topic: Meet'n'F**k series -stolen artwork?

Posted: 11/24/09 10:49 AM

Forum: General

So, because your review was deleted, he uses stolen art?

You need some hard proof.

Also, you cant say that any aspect of a flash is stolen, otherwise it biases the opinion of people voting on it/watching it.

Just PM someone with hard proof, then it'll get worked out.


15.

Elated

Topic: Blamed:Saved - Thoughts!?

Posted: 11/24/09 09:10 AM

Forum: General

At 11/22/09 03:49 AM, Genderless-Hooker wrote: i blame spame with all my heart. watch out when im near, to submit to newgrounds is to risk all

Lol.


16.

Elated

Topic: Ways To Get Money Fast?

Posted: 11/24/09 08:54 AM

Forum: General

Give handjobs at bars.

Make sure to carry a shiv, though.

Or, more seriously, do what you did, put out a few applications, and in the meantime, sell services. Mow lawns, Rake, do all that shit. Money's money, so what if you've gotta steal a job from an 8yr old?


17.

Elated

Topic: Which is more devastating?

Posted: 11/24/09 08:40 AM

Forum: General

A hurricane is pretty devastating in the short term, such as immediate destruction of homes and property, etc etc, but a drought is more devastating over a period of, say, years. All the land would die in a extended period, which could very well have economic effects if the are in question is in fact, a producer of crops or other valuables.


18.

Elated

Topic: Who Cares About Stats?

Posted: 11/24/09 08:34 AM

Forum: General

At 11/24/09 08:32 AM, EpicsplosionMedia wrote:
At 11/24/09 08:30 AM, Porkchop wrote:
At 11/24/09 08:26 AM, EpicsplosionMedia wrote:
Ahem...Anus.

Shoo.


19.

None

Topic: Who Cares About Stats?

Posted: 11/24/09 08:30 AM

Forum: General

At 11/24/09 08:26 AM, EpicsplosionMedia wrote: Guys, you don't understand. Pimp does rule Newgrounds. Due to his level, everyone worships him. He could probably tell Tom Fulp to chop his dick off and Tom would have to agree or all of his Pimp's worshippers would kill his family.

Or they wouldnt because they'd be too busy not caring that some asshole spent 10ish years doing the same thing everyday.


20.

Elated

Topic: origins of your username

Posted: 11/24/09 07:57 AM

Forum: General

Well, mine started once upon a time on a smoky grill a long long time ago.


21.

Elated

Topic: why is it called windows 7?

Posted: 11/23/09 06:58 PM

Forum: General

Because when you see it, you turn 36
7 degrees and walk away.


22.

Elated

Topic: Pavlovian conditioning

Posted: 11/23/09 12:27 PM

Forum: General

At 11/23/09 11:51 AM, DrClay wrote:
At 11/23/09 11:47 AM, ViZi wrote: I can't sleep unless I have a stiffy. I'm serious too.
feeling the blankets rub on your wood is an awkward feeling when all you want to do is catch some z's

Especially when you lay on your stomach.


23.

Elated

Topic: Users you remember by their sigs.

Posted: 11/22/09 03:46 PM

Forum: General

Sensationalism has a badass sig.

Also, agustanas rapes my face with Hos before Bros.

Rig too. His sig rocks.


24.

Elated

Topic: Bongs in Disgusie!

Posted: 11/21/09 08:26 PM

Forum: General

Worth over 2 million?

Holy ass.


25.

Elated

Topic: Ng App

Posted: 11/21/09 07:24 PM

Forum: General

At 11/21/09 07:22 PM, windowskiller wrote: none, but thats not the point

That is the point.

If there arent a whole lot of people that want a NG app on iPhones, then there isnt much point in taking all the time to make one.


26.

Elated

Topic: rent or buy ac2?

Posted: 11/21/09 06:38 PM

Forum: General

I think you want forum/15, laddy.


27.

Elated

Topic: Music- Metal

Posted: 11/21/09 06:34 PM

Forum: General

Tupac.


28.

Elated

Topic: Can you change the way you think?

Posted: 11/21/09 06:32 PM

Forum: General

In your case, you didnt really change the way you thought at all. All you really did was see that both sides of your family lives with the diabeetus, you deciding that you want to be healthy, and you following a logical course of action.

Now, from a societal standpoint, when you're talking to a friend and you're trying to sympathize, you often have to change the way you think to understand their problem (unless you're a douchebag that says "I understand" to about everything).


29.

Elated

Topic: Flash Portal Update thingy

Posted: 11/21/09 06:24 PM

Forum: General

Go here and press F5


30.

Elated

Topic: What's with Canada Dry???

Posted: 11/21/09 06:19 PM

Forum: General

At 11/21/09 12:16 PM, 36Holla wrote: Besides being the best Ginger Ale on the free market, nothing much else is 'with' Canada Dry.
Myself, I once poured Canada Dry all over myself while watching The Shawshank Redemption during one of the many scenes where Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman are defying typical racist attitudes during the mid twentieth century by being best friends in a prison. It made me feel good inside.

This, except I was watching the Green mile and I saved 2 bottles for pouring for the part where the mouse starts breathing.


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