At 11/8/09 06:43 PM, EpicFail wrote: That is the dumbest shit I heard.
God and you mean nothing.
There is no God wanting you to live.
There is yourself, fuck your religion.
If you want to live you will live, you survived that because you knew you wanted to.
It's all because of you, and nobody else.

Have you shat upon enough threads today? I feel like I havent seen enough of you.

At 11/8/09 08:02 PM, Guest8792 wrote:

At 11/8/09 07:24 PM, Crazyshark70 wrote:

At 11/8/09 07:22 PM, DrunkDemon wrote: If they did, people would say stuff like this while they did it.

Head shot newb!

Teh ponzered bitches!

And they would be tee-bagging the bodies. Thoughts?

Go to the games BBS, not this one.
This is the general/

Uhh... No.

The video games BBS is for discussing video games as the main topic.

This topic is about school shootings are not mostly linked with video games, therefore the main topic is about school shootings, not video games.

Actually, it's about murder in general. While most gamers are people in school, there isnt a correlation between gun crimes and my ass.

Meanwhile, back in middle earth...

At 11/8/09 07:55 PM, korg53 wrote:

At 11/8/09 07:52 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: I wonder how long until someone makes a toast-gun now...?

I wonder how long until I get my toast-machinegun, that'd be effing epic.

Dibs on toast sniper rifle.

At 11/8/09 05:16 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: *Generic birthday thread response*

*Generic birthday thread quote*

*Generic birthday cake picture*

At 11/8/09 05:43 PM, Toiletpaper wrote: Cartoon Network is going to be airing an ORIGINAL CARTOON MARATHON next sunday at 1pm to god knows when. All the classics are going to be aired, like bugs bunny, tweetie the bird, some chicken guy (don't remember the name), etc.

Watch it for lulz and nostalgia!

FOGHORN FUCKING LEGHORN? ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
THANK YOU GOD.

Now, what about C&C, Courage, Grim and Hector, etc etc?

TeddyZX's profile.

From: TeddyZX
Sent: 11/08/09 17:03
Subject: Hi I'm Teddy........
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Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight

At 11/8/09 04:54 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Hoooo-uht! If you want to suggest something, do it there!

Ah, you slut.

Oh well, same thread, different witticism.

NG Suggestion Box

Yeah, fuck the UK.

Why?

At 11/8/09 04:49 PM, AnalogStick wrote: Shame on you newgrounds for not appreciating the beard. Fucking pre pubescent fucks.

We just dont care.

Also, I have more beard.

Who...who are these guys?

At 11/8/09 03:52 PM, Blush wrote: This one is actually my favorite cause it's all animated and shiz.

This one.
Also, wtf blush.
You just broke NG, you whore.

At 11/8/09 01:22 PM, emo-penguin wrote: If it exists, Man will find a way to put his dick in it.

This is actually a accurate explanation of the world at large.

At 11/8/09 12:16 PM, slayer1029 wrote: [URL=http://img211.imageshack.us/i/16f6b lxk3z.gif/][IMG]http://img211.imageshack .us/img211/5104/16f6blxk3z.th.gif[/IMG][
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FYI, bbcode doesnt work on the BBS.
Try the quick html on the forum post page.

At 11/8/09 12:15 PM, stick101 wrote: I read the FAQS and i still don't get it?

Do i just vote under submissions that are under judgment or is there more to it?

Yep, that's pretty much it.
They have to pass or be blammed though, for you to get points.

Also, as a next-time sort of thing, head on over to the Wi-Ht forums with any other NG related questions.

At 11/8/09 11:46 AM, stick101 wrote:

At 11/8/09 11:41 AM, Uniawolf wrote: A 09'er with more posts than you, that is

Posts mean nothing, It's all bout the year baby. More Years = Bigger Dick

Back on topic...

In 10 years if 2012 doesn't kill us porn will be exactly the same except with
STEALTH CAMO

Where's that dick coming from?

WHO KNOWS!

Aint no point to when you sign up.
YOU're about as mature as a stereotypical 09'er, and OP is about as mature as a stereotypical 08er.
So....piss off, kindly.

I heard that porno movies in the future are going to bring hack-n-slash elements to the table.

At 11/7/09 02:08 PM, Lagamuffin wrote:

At 11/7/09 02:04 PM, carljohnson wrote:

At 11/7/09 01:59 PM, Lagamuffin wrote:

Man I always knew you were so busta.
You never wanna roll deep wit da Grove, dats why you ran away to the east coast, you always afraid CJ.

This thread makes me so happy.

<3 Lagamuffin.

At 11/7/09 12:54 PM, Jercurpac wrote:

At 11/7/09 12:26 AM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: Fuck Turner Networks and the lawyers employed by them.

The worst part is that you just know Ted Turner rubbed out a fat load to Frankie Foster before assembling his crack team of lawyers.

This needs to be expressed in flash form.

Are you an angel? Cause i've got an erection.

Better hurry up and save your nigerian long lost uncle while you're at it.

It's been on youtube for ages.

At 11/6/09 09:47 PM, chubbthehippo wrote:

At 11/6/09 09:44 PM, 372 wrote:

At 11/6/09 09:41 PM, chubbthehippo wrote:

At 11/6/09 09:35 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: Omg

Holy shit,

Thats a fan made video game.

I wish.

Childhood = Ruined.

At 11/6/09 06:15 PM, Mostasteless wrote: so if i want sex and ask a girl to help attain it, i'm a douche?

Nah, you're probably a rapist.

At 11/6/09 08:08 PM, Mostasteless wrote:

At 11/6/09 08:07 PM, Mostasteless wrote: do you even know what he is talking about?

i admit, i'm a fool. your right.

Damn straight.

Also, OP, get your fucking characters right.

Ed needs a brain
Edd needs courage
Eddy needs a heart.

You put Edd twice.

Each and every one of them have "I'm going to do things to your anus that cannot possibly be conceived" all over their faces

At 11/6/09 10:50 AM, sandmanstaysawake wrote: I've never been to an AC/DC concert but I know what to expect. Expect to get really high and probably do hallucinogenics.

And prepare to have your ass handed to you by a very large, very lonely man named Sally.