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At 4/10/10 07:32 AM, Rawter wrote: Turtles for sure, turtles are chilled unless it is a snapping turtle plus turtles are cute. I vokken hate Jellyfish all they do is sting you and it killed Steve Erwin... so yeah fuck jellyfish

Didn't a sting ray or some shit kill him?

At 4/9/10 12:48 PM, GoldenHero22 wrote: That cat must of felt sharp pain.

I know! like when the nail was entering the cat's head. sharp paints all over

:lol

there's a shit ton of words that end in "ic" (therefore "c")
-scientific
-parabolic
...

I've never done shrooms because of my friend having a really bad trip, but I gotta say, you're a good story teller.

Eh they can't all be good

At 4/8/10 07:28 PM, Headshot777 wrote: I will pick no one but

popsicle-of-doom

Thanks man :) I have a gay crush on you too

I try

At 4/8/10 06:40 PM, NoxDexus wrote: You should've given him a farewell fuck.

only if it was anal

At 4/6/10 10:02 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: If an alien craft is capable in interstellar travel, what makes you think that out primitive missiles won't just bounce off their hull?

Shut up bitch

At 4/6/10 09:58 PM, Anubis wrote:

At 4/6/10 09:51 PM, Fezz wrote: Inevitably caused by videogames of course.

That or Degrassi.

I look in the dictionary
And don't see the word recession
I don't smoke in public
But tonight ill make an exception

coool

At 4/6/10 11:20 PM, xenonmonkey wrote: image

haha what a faggot

lol
Original text:

"Nate is a total faggot"

...54 translations later we get:

"Geinaitopaburikku."

At 4/2/10 10:16 PM, AlexThreeKsKeller wrote:

At 4/2/10 10:13 PM, popsicle-of-doom wrote: What should I do if my girlfriend says she only wants to fuck on special occasions and not everyday like I want :( HELP ME!

What're 'special occassions?'
You may be able to manipulate this.
"Yo, babe I finally got an A on my exam! Let's celebrate!"

Yeah it's a bit fuzzy occasionally I can get her to give me a BJ if I get a nasty dome in MW2

What should I do if my girlfriend says she only wants to fuck on special occasions and not everyday like I want :( HELP ME!

At 4/2/10 06:18 PM, VoiceJail wrote: it's AWWWWRIGHT cause the white man is keeping you down, so you go spend the last of your money on a 40 with your 'boyz' then come home and rant about it.

Cause you're black and allowed too.. cause you're black.

I'm black and I find that very racist.

At 4/2/10 08:16 PM, Parlux wrote: Yeah I understand what your saying. I watched alice in wonderland in 3D and it was amazing, but why the fuck would you want to see a movie about dancing in 3d?

3D is another cashcow for hollywood along with remakes american comicbooks and Japanese anime/manga

Alice in Wonderland in 3D is sick if your high as fuck.

At 4/2/10 08:09 AM, Jonners wrote:

At 4/2/10 07:56 AM, SolidPantsSnake wrote: The gene that determines a gender for a man is the XY gene.

Females Gender determining Gene is XX, making them genetically superior to men.

That makes no sense. At all.

Agreed

At 4/2/10 07:56 AM, SolidPantsSnake wrote: The gene that determines a gender for a man is the XY gene.

Females Gender determining Gene is XX, making them genetically superior to men.

Females also tend to live longer as well. Men are more commonly born than women.

Aren't women more commonly born than men?

That's a really shitty idea not gonna lie.

At 4/1/10 06:14 PM, Dextah wrote: im vegetarian%u2248%u2248%u2248

fag

At 4/1/10 06:22 PM, Yamor wrote: We bought some you could microwave and it actually got crispy and tasted just like it was made in a skillet. But then we thought it must be controlled by the devil and never bought it again.%u2248%u2248%u2248

lol

spankwire.com Jenna Starr gets railed by big black cock. and facebook.

That's the song that plays on infinite loop inside your head when you reach enlightenment.

I can do 220 twice which is pretty good imo considering im 17.

At 4/1/10 06:32 PM, balmung29 wrote:

At 4/1/10 05:55 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Kevin Bacon is an ACTOR dumbass. And a widely known one, at that. Being on Newgrounds has nothing to do with knowing who Kevin Bacon is, so don't blame it on your newfagness. You're no0b, but you're mostly just retarded.%u2248%u2248%u2248

Well, that was uncalled for%u2248%u2248%u2248

I thought the scrub got what he deserved. Who the fuck doesn't know who Kevin Bacon is? and besides it's pretty easy to use fucking Google.

1 chick but we've done it 30 times or so. more if you count the times we tried to fit my huge cock into her pussy and she couldn't handle it cause it hurt her too bad.

I have a sexy Biology teacher named Ms. Smutz. One day she asked me if I was taking notes and I said no but come over here and give me a blow jay. So I fucked her on her desk with everyone watching.

At 3/31/10 11:36 AM, physicsman09 wrote: What exactly is that supposed to mean?

lol it's from South Park

At 3/31/10 08:10 AM, Xiaono6 wrote: Oi, if any one has a stuck up attitude it's you damn Americans. Have you been to Australia? Poofter.

At least we actually have a pair of nuts and fight wars pussy