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At 4/18/10 05:50 AM, DaboyzofWexford wrote:

At 4/18/10 05:46 AM, wehrmacht5 wrote: Have you tried pouring wodka in your eye?
now THAT hurts.

Have you tried pouring Hydrofluoric acid in your eye?
not THAT hurts.

No one has tried that without dying the next day

I made this video with my girlfriend, then I took a still from it and put as my profile pic on facebook and tagged her in it.

I don't smoke to be cool or because it's illegal or because i hate my life I smoke because I want to and its something fun to do with my good friends. That's it.

Well yeah I smoke everyday too but that's the whole point smoke a fucking shit ton cause you have an excuse lol

Hey everyone, with 4-20 just around the bend my excitement is building and I'm totally ready for this shit.

My plan (being the 4-20 is on a Tuesday and I have late start on Wednesday) is to wake and bake with a few fatty grav bongs and then at lunch smoke at least a half eighth to myself (My sister is calling me out for 6th and 7th hour) then go ball and smoke a lot more lol.

What are your plans for 4-20 if you smoke. (i dont give a fuck if you dont)

Also, look for my 4-20 flash that is done and I am submitting tomorrow lol

It's because fat dogs are cute but fat humans should be killed.

At 4/17/10 09:48 AM, snapper5 wrote: Because its fucking hard to be a stud. Being a slut is fucking easy.

Word.

At 4/17/10 12:27 AM, DjMindsweeper wrote: If I had a penis, you could bet that I'd be going off on it all the time. Hell, I wouldn't even bother wearing pants. I'd want everyone to see my fleshy pride and joy. Is there anything more fun than the erectile wonders of penis? I think not.

That's because your a slut

At 4/16/10 06:02 PM, TheOutsiders wrote: You are not only wrong, but you are a complete and utter embarrassment to the human race.
1. Men may be on average, physically stronger. But women are on average, mentally stronger. Look it up.

How do you define mental strength the way I define it. as in not crying and being afraid of scary movies shit like that guys are better than girls.

At 4/15/10 11:17 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 4/15/10 11:13 PM, popsicle-of-doom wrote: I shot my neighbor's cat in the face with a 12 gauge shotgun does that count?

not unless it was a tiger... even so, killing pussies don't make you not a pussy.

lol you got me there

At 4/15/10 10:58 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: oh okay, I was like, really? This guy can't be serious. Your pussy code just went from red back down to orange. Still not a green... You get green status for either killing a cop, or playing high stakes russian roulette in Mexico.

I shot my neighbor's cat in the face with a 12 gauge shotgun does that count?

At 4/15/10 10:50 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 4/15/10 10:47 PM, popsicle-of-doom wrote:
Holy shit I had to do that once I just about blew my brains out half way there. Horrible horrible experience.

pussy. man up. I walk across my whole city for the fun of it. What are you scared or just plain out of shape?

I was kidding... lol

At 4/15/10 10:43 PM, Entrax wrote: ..You.... Have to WALK to school?... I'm sorry man I know its hard, you can do it. Just believe in yourself..

Holy shit I had to do that once I just about blew my brains out half way there. Horrible horrible experience.

At 4/14/10 09:23 PM, ThePeanutShark wrote:

At 4/14/10 09:19 PM, RoboJesus wrote: I don't think you understand fetishes.

no, i do. i have one for... RAAAAAAPE!!!! not really. i actually prefer incest.

Lol i dont think that's something you should tell people considering that's pretty fucked up lol

The Taming of the Shrew:

In Shakespeare's time, women were total bitches and men were faggots.

It's called "N*ggas in the Club"

Hey, I'm not sure how to direct to my sound when I code setVolume (25); it sets all sounds at 25% and I only want a certain sound

var sound:Sound = new Sound();
sound.attachSound("wastedlilwayne");
sound.start(27.8,0);
sound.setVolume(25);

the last line is where Im supposed to direct to my sound "wastedlilwayne" but Im not quite sure how to do that.

At 4/13/10 10:27 PM, Flashbottle wrote: your going to be a drunk and your firends are going to let other firends in and why have friends if there shady liek that

Holy shit your a fucktard.

I'd say do what needs to be done. My friend got his iPod stolen at his party and I live in white suburbia. It does happen.

At 4/13/10 10:35 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: You fucking idiot, if you already deleted the account you didn't have to worry about it. Making this thread provides proof that you did do it. You possibly just fucked yourself over.

And by the way, come clean. It's better and you get let off easier.

I'd say don't come clean unless there is undeniable proof in front of you.
I.E. the principal has a sheet in his hand that says its your IP.

How'd they know to interrogate you in the first place if they already didn't know it was you?

I'd say fuck that and become a Native American. You get all the legal weed you can smoke!

Midgets have chodes so your wrong

At 4/13/10 05:38 PM, Chdonga wrote: When you see it...

That's where I live. Gotta tell you man the highway signs are all fucked up like that

At 4/12/10 08:47 PM, SouthAsian wrote: rofl at 13 year old girl killing people.

Yeah fuck that a 13 year old bitch isn't killing me

At 4/12/10 10:03 PM, HarryFeltersnach wrote:

At 4/12/10 10:02 PM, Cybersief wrote: Awh congrats. Now name him Lucifer, its a total badass name.

Actually, me and his mother have already decided on a name, Damien

Lucifer's son perfect

Don't shoot the white ones!

The Desert Eagle Spyglass. Guaranteed to Fuck Shit Up

Trouble?

At 4/10/10 07:44 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Personally, I don't think all of the blame should fall on the bullies. Yes, it's partially their fault, but it's definitely also the fault of the school administration for not helping enough to protect the girl.

I would say its also the girl's fault after all she did make the decision to kill herself.

At 4/10/10 10:04 PM, mrgreg846 wrote: Well... That's better than MW2 at least I bet.

how is neopets better than MW2? livin the scrub life