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At 4/30/10 12:02 AM, NinjaDonut wrote:

At 4/30/10 12:01 AM, sumidiotdude wrote: Anyone wanna get NeNe drunk so Tom can bang that Asian ass?

What would NeNe look like as a boy?

all you can do is wonder.

Like a hardass I'm sure.

At least we don't like shitty AC/DC songs that came out between Jan. 1, 1980 and Dec. 31, 1989

Adobe Photoshop or MS Paint. Take your pick.

Plan B. Tell her and she'll be down trust me, plus your probably over reacting, but just to make sure buy Plan B you'll feel a lot better lol

Something with smashing someone's boner, the rest is for you to figure out

Gattaca was probably the gayest movie I was forced to watch

I enjoyed it.

Steady Mobbin by Lil Wayne

At 4/26/10 11:31 PM, Smorsh wrote: So offencive it can't be real.

brb - fucking my girlfriend, an action so gay I might as well suck a dick.

yeah brb guys gotta go fuck for a second that means im cool

I'm allergic to plastic. Everytime I play xbox my hands swell :(

At 4/25/10 03:09 AM, Trepur wrote: I don't think jizzing on girls faces while they're sleeping is all that good an idea...

that's where you're wrong.

At 4/19/10 10:25 PM, j0seph wrote: Heil Führer Pikachu!

i lol'd

At 5/7/08 02:53 PM, goldenmoon wrote: A level 4 mod, what is NG coming to?

Your a fucking retard you know that?

It makes me happy to know some people actually believed he would do this

At 4/19/10 08:25 PM, beastman442 wrote: 2: there is a bomb called k13 that can destroy the world 92813 times over(not random btw)

Since when?

At 4/18/10 05:18 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Herp Derp.

Hey, guys. Let's boast about how much weed we smoke on the internet.

It will compensate for our small penises. And girls will think we're cool.

Hey let's tell everyone they aren't cool for smoking weed cause that'll make me feel cool.

how should i know?

At 4/18/10 04:26 PM, PuRpLe-KusH wrote: Since everyday is 4.20 for me, I will not ingest the magic herbs on the OFFCIAL Hallaweed day.

j/k TOKE TILL U CHOKE !!!!!!!

I thought it was Cannabis Pride Day?

At 4/18/10 04:10 PM, PuRpLe-KusH wrote: I like lesbos

not ugly butch ones. fuck that

At 4/18/10 02:43 PM, simon wrote: 4/20 is a reason to smoke pot but those people who smoke it everyday are losers.

the fuck?

I'd say sell it to some dumb asses. It's the same advice to anyone who has every used a vaporizer.

Dear Mrs. Smith

Sorry for making you cry in front of all your students, run out of the room, and quit your job as a middle school drama teacher.

Then again now she works at my high school as an english teacher. I win again.

At 4/18/10 03:56 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 4/18/10 03:54 PM, popsicle-of-doom wrote: If Megan Fox was naked in your bed would you pop a boner?

nope

head explosion

At 4/18/10 03:55 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: maybe chuck norris voted 0. then the rules state it must be deleted.

or Shia LeBouf's left testicle... everyone knows that shit

At 4/18/10 03:53 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 4/18/10 03:47 PM, Yacazuma wrote: Seeing as you're in Texas, get ready to be lynched for being gay.

i'm completely fine

lived here all my life being openly gay

If Megan Fox was naked in your bed would you pop a boner?

better question: who gives a fuck?

I like how you clicked both before taking a screen lol

this is just made me way more comfortable with my hedrosexuality.