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let me stop you there. It's spelled M-O-M

AMURIKA!

Let me take a wild stab and say you've never smoked weed.

If the answer is No to ^, then stfu I don't give a fuck what you think if you've never tried it.

your sig blows huge black dick why would i want that?

At 6/7/10 10:12 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Porn
Newgrounds
facebook
hulu
youtube

In no particular order.

cross out hulu cause i've never heard of that shit, but every other world is true

you have a really good chance of fucking her.

If she's piss-ass drunk and just blacked out. lol

At 6/10/10 01:31 PM, Ossyx wrote: Someone has not used the search bar.

fuck you

I have a 72 foot long penis. beat that.

At 6/7/10 06:46 PM, Jinx-Studios wrote: Oh my god, what the fuck am I working at McDonalds for?

because your dick is 3 inches long

At 5/30/10 04:40 PM, HeadbangHaily wrote: I don't drink either. I mostly chug milk or juice or alcohol..

oh my god you fucking hard ass

Right when you pull out of her ass say
"Enjoy your shit"
and run away.

who gives a fuck?

southparkstudios.com

Quit bitchin and tell your mom to fuck off

there's a reason why guns were invented fucking cap their asses

who hates hitler?

they look fucking identical

How did the cat in the box get in the picture of the box???

Head explosion

At 5/24/10 10:40 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 5/24/10 10:31 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 5/24/10 10:28 PM, Twilight wrote:
I respect women.

There's no disrespect in intercourse.

In that case she best be the one going down lest she wants to teach me how to eat hair pie.

the fuck?

lol tell her you want to cum in her mouth and all over her titties before you will eat her out again

At 5/24/10 07:07 PM, Neenja-SkLz wrote: a lot of bitching

sounds like your jealous bro

At 5/16/10 07:48 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote: Burger King has superior fries and burgers.

burgers? maybe. fries? fuck no.

Stop bitching about having a nice phone

At 5/16/10 08:09 PM, Jinx-Studios wrote: BTW its called maximum awesome deadly danger dungeon adventure squad gamma power force aqua 2

add extreme at the end

multi colored penises

I am reading a book called Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe for English 11 and I have to say it is by far the shittiest books I have ever read, but it has opened my eyes to some facts about the black race and why it is inferior to the white one. (Africans that is, blacks here have learned from us so they aren't as fucking retarded).

1. According to my teacher Africans think in a circular path instead of a linear one like us. Which means that we think A + B = C or If I go kill someone because they pissed me off I'll go to prison so I won't do it. An African doesn't think about what will happen they just get pissed and kill someone. SO basically Africans don't think ahead, they don't think "Hey if I go fuck that girl with AIDS i'll fucking get AIDS and die" they think "FUCK YEAH SEX."

2. Not being able to think ahead is basically their downfall, but I'm gonna put a 2 cause I already put a 1. Us being the kind superior race we are have tried to end these peoples problems by shipping a fuck ton of condoms to the country (along with razors so they can shave their domes). But the condom boxes just remain unused and the razors are reused over and over, so if you cut your head with a razor some other fucktard cut their head with who had AIDS now you have AIDS.

So In conclusion that's why whites are superior to blacks.

At 5/11/10 08:47 PM, EpicFail wrote: I've said it before about this guy, and I'll say it again.

He CLAIMS.
Anybody can CLAIM.

I can claim any fucking bullshit I want, doesn't mean it is true. At all!

He was under surveillance for 2 weeks and went without it, that's a little more than just flat out saying some complete bullshit like - I can shit on people's chest which cures AIDS.

At 5/11/10 08:49 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: If I'm not mistaken, they disproved this guy a while ago. :/

idk it was front page MSN today

My bad, but yeah I can't help but think that the human body can do WAY more than we think it can.

Front page of MSN

Man claims he hasn't eaten or drank ANYTHING in 70 years

Could it be possible to obtain energy without any normal means? Through breathing, getting energy through other people or plants, or whatever do you think it's possible?

At 5/11/10 02:50 PM, LaForge wrote:

At 5/10/10 02:40 PM, nerdking wrote:

At 5/10/10 02:39 PM, SirWolfy wrote: Satanism!

Thats like a lose/lose

Satanisms right, Hell

Its wrong, Dead

This is the quote I meant to type.

Wouldn't going to hell be a win for satanists? why else would they be satanists? lol

pie and sex would be fuckin sweet. shit

"Anyone Listening to Christian Rock Beyond This Point Will Be Shot on Sight"

idk they cant all be winners

It's because god is mad at you. Hand shaking is a precursor to hell.