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At 8/13/10 12:25 AM, sweet21 wrote:

At 8/13/10 12:07 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I love bees! I hold them and they do not sting me!!

Thats because they don't want to die yet

That has to be the most true thing I have ever read.

I don't like to piss people off, except on NG, so I would be chill but would do absolutely no chores Im one lazy mother fucker.

At 8/12/10 07:36 PM, SuperGerbal wrote: I'm a freshman and I still don't care
Know why? Cuz I GOT MUSIC
BADUMMMMBADUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NOWWWWOOOWNNW

... fag

At 8/8/10 01:33 AM, android175 wrote:

At 8/8/10 01:32 AM, TwilightFox wrote: If it's 6-legged then it's not an arachnid and therefore not technically a spider.

Then wat is it

An insect noobtron

I like how it's cool to thing Cook is a piece of shit? He's funnier than you'll ever be.. Personally I think they are both hilarious, keeping that in mind, Tosh is a freaking comedic genius so he wins.

At 7/25/10 07:28 PM, TassioSouza wrote: if you have the chance to delet a classic submission of newgrounds,who will be this submission?

An english teacher?

At 7/25/10 06:24 PM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote: Get into a relationship. If you're in one, work on your relationship.

That sounds shitty.

At 6/18/10 06:12 PM, hateyou1 wrote: Trust me, God doesn't want his people doing drugs as it is against his will to see us do stupid things. So if I were you, I would stay away from drugs and just find something to do (or in other words, find your muse).

No where in the bible does it say do not do drugs. Stop making shit up to prove your point. I think xbox 360 is stupid as hell. GOD DOESN'T WANT YOU TO PWAY XBOX KAUSE ITS STUPID!!!11!

At 6/17/10 09:56 PM, lolwtfmudkips wrote: At-least I fit in

oh my god. that's just awful

At 6/12/10 08:58 PM, chiefindomer wrote: Honestly, if you can't handle hearing certain words without whining about it, then you're far from mature. You have some serious growing up to do.

I agree, if you can't handle what people do, either do something about it or don't complain about it. To be honest I think we're all getting tired of your constant bitching.

I am a giraffe. It's suiting because i am 6'5"

At 6/12/10 08:51 PM, Donut wrote:

At 6/12/10 08:50 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: The helmet should be styrafoam, for sure.
The vest can be rubber or some shit, I don't know.

Styrofoam sounds great for the helmet! But, the body being rubber might make it hard to sculpt into the right shape.

lol yeah, rubber? wtf?

At 6/12/10 08:45 PM, comCHER wrote: i know everything about coming too early

ahh unfortunately we share that knowledge.

That's the best part about being retarded, magic is way cooler.

At 6/12/10 08:38 PM, RoboJesus wrote: DMT is naturally produced in the brain and released when you die and in dreams.

Every night, everyone trips balls on the most potent hallucinogen known to man.

where'd you hear that?

what it do

At 6/11/10 09:27 PM, naronic wrote: cursing is higher now than in any other time in history

And you base that on... absolutely nothing.

It might be shitty now, but trust me you want them to get divorced for your future. My parents are always fucking home on my nuts, if they were divorced I would see them less and have an all over better relationship with both.

Well my normal day, I wake up shower and take a stroll down to my Gas Chamber in my backyard. I'm known as my generation's Adolf Hitler, its a title I bear with honor.

I could probably take a large great white shark or a lion or somethin, IDK about the rest of you pussies.

I would invent guns and kill everyone.

At 6/11/10 09:15 PM, Leo3oproductions wrote:

At 6/11/10 09:06 PM, popsicle-of-doom wrote: wtf is a bucket in your swim trunks?

It's slang for that annoying ball chafing thing on the inside of the trunks.get you're head out of you're ass and look before bitching my kind sir.

no one uses nets anymore. and they're called nets.

At 6/11/10 01:45 PM, Leo3oproductions wrote: THE BOTTOM 20:WORST THINGS EVER

No.20:How the bucket in you're swim trunks always go into the corners of you're balls and how embarrassing it is fixing it so you're pride and joy is protected

wtf is a bucket in your swim trunks?

At 6/11/10 08:54 PM, Chemich wrote:

At 6/11/10 07:58 PM, Larvae wrote: Turn into a corrupt cop.

This, and be completely hateful towards everyone, especially negros.

This and sit by my school and look like a total faggot on a motorcycle and pull kids over for going 3 over that are going to lunch

lol i was kidding. Everyone knows that killer whales are just black whales that's why they have large male reproductive organs.

At 6/11/10 08:56 PM, silentkat wrote: What does a whale penis have anything to do with fake black magic boards? Yes I said fake.

That's actually a killer whale, which a type of porpoise. noob.

Really? Oh I didn't know.

Anyone ever messed with a wigi board? Got any stories?

If you don't know what one is here's a pic that might help

At 6/11/10 07:03 PM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote: Since when is Canada a race...?

Since when do Medic's love metal?