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At 1/20/12 02:48 PM, desert116 wrote:

At 1/20/12 02:47 PM, popsicle-of-doom wrote: Looking back at it I probably should've been concerned for my life

It's a good thing you were hiding in that structure. Who knows what that kid might have done to you.

And it's a good thing I wore short ass shorts so I could run fast as shit if needed be

Looking back at it I probably should've been concerned for my life

I recently went to Puerto Rico with my sister and we took some pics at this fort and afterwards when looking through the pictures I saw this and it looked normal until I saw the BG...

At 1/20/12 01:10 AM, Sanch wrote: I smoked weed for over 15 years and still have the hospital records to prove it. My blood type? Permanently changed from B to B+ because I injected unrefined Afghan kush into my carotid artery.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever read congratulations.

At 1/8/12 03:24 PM, JaY11 wrote: So we've cleared up that for God to be omniscient he must have known that eventually he would be betrayed and Lucifer would be banished to hell and all sorts of horrid things would happen from following that. It's also been suggested that this doesn't make God directly responsible for any of it.

But why would God bother making an imperfect universe in the first place? If God is omnipotent and omniscient, he/she/it would know the exact route to go about to create a universe with no flaws, but God chose to make a vastly imperfect universe regardless.

It's probably because it wouldn't have been an interesting story without all the plot twists, and without hell there would be less incentive for people to join said religion, because the fear of roasting for eternity would be absent.

Because God doesn't want people that are all like robots and are forced to follow him. He wants you to make a conscious choice to choose him over Satan. That's why the world is imperfect - free will.

That's what the religious side would say anyway.

I'd say 9 times out of 10 it is an ex girlfriend that during the relationship you fucked. That's about it it's not uncommon really

At 4/4/11 08:41 PM, CheapTrick wrote: Sex is when you sexually stimulate someone else using both people's genitals, in order to achieve an orgasm.

Thus anal, and vaginal is sex, while masturbation isn't. Though i'm not quite sure, since according to this definition oral sex isn't sex and i kinda think that oral sex is sex.

Anal sex is penis and butthole that's not using both people's genitals..

At 4/1/11 11:47 AM, Dean wrote: Basically, party at my house wouldn't be interesting f

All you need is alcohol, beer pong, and sluts and you're good to go

What happened to traveling to strange worlds?

Well for starters the closest star to Earth (besides the Sun) is Alpha Centauri which LIGHT YEARS away, so even if we could travel at light speed (which we can't even get close too,) it would take years to get there and there probably isn't a habitable planet in that solar system. That's what happened to that.

At 12/15/10 04:25 PM, TheBoyOfAges wrote: Mine be cooler; It has better ear flaps for cold weather!

SEE; SEEEEEE!?

Holy shit if I were you I'd def have killed myself already

I wish I could think of a pun with "water gate" in it... sadly no

Ehh boner?
Okay yeah let's go with boner

*To the left of it

At 12/10/10 12:28 PM, Tekken9292 wrote: There isn't even anything suspending that sign. Try harder.

ROFL there's a pole behind it retard..

Jizz on it maybe then it'll work?

That's a killer autobots portrait. lol

agreed

Lil Wayne-not any of his gay radio jams though.

okay just makin sure thanks guys

All I do all day is play runescape and masterbate to lindsay lohan is that bad?

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At 10/24/10 03:09 PM, phrozonfire wrote:

At 10/24/10 01:31 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote:

At 10/24/10 01:29 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Avg. erect Penis size - 5.5 inches length.

Fixed

'Fo Serious? That's fucking great news, I still have 3 years of growin'

your fucked

At 10/24/10 02:59 PM, Crayzorder wrote: Just because their family line was Jewish does not make them Jewish.

There's like the Jewish race (Hebrews) and then the religion

boners cause me to yawn and yawning gives me a boner. it sucks in school cause then I have to walk to my next class with an erection, awkward especially on athletic short days

generic penis joke

they better feel like assholes now

Tubthumping
That gay jam that's a copy of Tik Tok by Kesha

Oh right that's Boner Wrangler

Dr. Cummings

obviously

At 10/23/10 10:06 PM, kraze0R wrote: Since your dad thought Dick was a pokemon, i bet he only noticed pokemon after finding hentai of it.

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