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At 9/2/10 03:04 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 9/2/10 03:03 PM, Chronamut wrote:

At 9/2/10 03:03 PM, UberCream wrote: Would I be breaking some kind of rule if I say Gagsy?

weight rule.

Why are you such a dick?

You are what you eat.

At 9/1/10 07:49 AM, Spammer845 wrote: I'l post three words

And they are?

At 9/1/10 06:52 PM, DannyJay wrote: before deciding to either quit

What a fantastic outlook.

Obviously this was (and still is) a nomination thread. Wade said they were interested in AT LEAST three. Have three new forum mods been added?

At 8/26/10 05:54 PM, OnionsXD wrote: Recently my cartoons tweens are all being glitchy, for instance it'll show the item at the very begining of the tween disapear and reappear at the very end of it. But If I go inside the tween and look at it and re-export the swf and it's ok, but later it glitches up again...also I've had an error with this cartoon which says "Failed to Open Document" but I'm using my other laptop now and it opens..

Any ideas on what the hecks going on? Or has anyone else experienced this?

I am uncertain about your tween problem. How are you creating them? If your Library is filled with tween1, tween2, tween3, then you are not creating them properly. You must begin with a symbol in the first and last frames. They must be the only items in the frame on the layer.

I suspect you have two different versions of Flash on your computers. Newer versions can open older files. Older versions can not open newer files.

Add two more hints - one in the center of each of the longest lines.

You can code an entire chat but you can't fix a preloader? Curious.

At 7/18/10 04:23 PM, TheOutsiders wrote: It was rushed. The colour messed up because I used colours that were not .jpg friendly, just like you get colours that are not web friendly. And it was photoshop.

Excuses, excuses.

Preschool talent? If you lived in England you would realise that A Level is optional schooling from ages 18-20, A level's build your chances of getting a job in your area extremely.

'Optional schooling' for 'special' students?

If you don't know what I talking about, don't comment.
School grades, as in, degrees, AND A Level grades, considered as only slightly lower than a degree, are something that all employees will use to have an idea of ones skill. If you were not living in a hole somewhere in Cuba you would realise this.

My apologies to any preschooler's I may have offended by comparing you to them. That was uncalled for and they deserve more respect.

I was not thanking you, what makes you think I was?

'Special', indeed.

And finally, why the fuck on this earth do you come on here for the sole reason of flaming and pissing someone off while all I'm trying to fucking do is do what you can I am fucking trying to do.

Perhaps you shouldn't get so pissed off. I'm doing you a service by pointing out how pathetic your 'cut out' art looks. We don't even do things that primitively here in my hole in Cuba. That's how things are done by preschoolers and toddlers - with their safety scissors - under adult supervision.

Now please, just get the fuck out immature cunt.

Cursing, calling someone names and having a fit like a child. Is this your definition of maturity? I suppose it's to be expected of a preschooler.

Don't eat the paste.

At 7/18/10 02:42 PM, TheOutsiders wrote: Ok just fuck off you jealous cunt.

Jealous of your preschool talent? Who isn't?

Please explain my two A*'s and then tell me how shit I am. Thanks.

HAHAHA!! Ah, yes. School grades are a true testament of ones skill. You must be the pride of the Daycare.

I don't think I'm amazing, because as you can see, I am not.

Everyone can see that.

But you're just being a f@g for the sake of it.

I'm doing this for YOUR sake. No thanks necessary.

At 7/18/10 02:49 PM, brettamatowski wrote:

It kind of looks rushed...

It looks kind of traced.

You DO have a turkey cut out in your 'show' book, don't you?

At 7/18/10 01:58 PM, TheOutsiders wrote: Why are you being a douche bag when all I'm doing is asking people if they need any art doing?

Your 'art' is 'laughable' and your 'presentation' is 'juvenile'. The fact that you believe anyone would actually 'pay' for your 'services' is an 'open invitation' for 'douche baggery'.

At 7/18/10 01:15 PM, TheOutsiders wrote: Yep and yep.
I cut them out because I draw them on paper and then stick them into my 'show' book for examiners to mark. The book itself has to look good too.

That's fantastic. Does your 'show' book include one of those impressive turkeys that you make by tracing and cutting out your hand print on colored construction paper? That would certainly showcase your safety scissors expertise.

Did you intentionally misspelled your user name in your signature pic?
More importantly, were you under adult supervision when you used safety scissors to cut out your 'art'?

At 7/17/10 11:21 AM, kylelyk wrote: What website should I use to upload sound files? SpamTheWeb now only does flash files. :(

You could try Mediafire.com

At 7/17/10 05:41 AM, Davidiot wrote: Well yeah that works too, but then it's a real bother drying your hands completely, and also, if you do it for longer periods, it does sweat no matter what.

What about maybe like hand cream? lotion? vaseline? but then that would ruin the surface....
you could just apply it to the pinky area...

anyways, where do they sell cotton medical gloves?

Actually, those would make your hand less likely to glide. I would imagine powder would work better.

It says they're "Made of 87% Nylon and 13% Spandex", so just find a cheap pair made of similar material and cut them. For example, this pair is only $4.99 (80% nylon, 20% spandex.). Plus they're pretty.

At 7/17/10 11:16 AM, kylelyk wrote: Use SpamTheWeb to post Flash Files. Its ad-free and easier for people like me to figure out which download button is the right one. Plus no sign-up required.

Why not use your newgrounds dump?

Perhaps you could upload the before and after files so others can test them.

At 7/14/10 02:16 PM, RedHarvest wrote: the average can only come from solo submissions!

Where does it say that?

At 7/5/10 06:53 PM, Havegum wrote: <code>Just proving that this works</code>

I just tried that the other day and it worked.
<code>
oddly odd
</code>

At 6/24/10 04:11 AM, ItsRangasLife wrote: i really think a redesign would be awesome, who else thinks that??

you signed up ten days ago. shut up.

hehehehe

Looks like you can't bold inside the code tags. My bad. Disregard those strong tags.

I'm pretty ignorant so some of it could be wrong. The point is: it worked when I tried it.

speed = 10;
this.onEnterFrame = function() { 
	if (Key.isDown(Key.RIGHT)) { 
		hero._x += speed+5; 
	} 
	if (Key.isDown(Key.LEFT)) { 
		hero._x -= speed+5; 
	} 
	if (Key.isDown(Key.UP)) {
		hero._y -= speed+5; 
	} 
	if (Key.isDown(Key.DOWN)) { 
		hero._y += speed+5;
	}
	if(Key.isDown(Key.SHIFT)) {
		speed = 0;
	<strong>}else{
		speed = 10;</strong>
	}
}

At 6/21/10 07:33 PM, PoppyClock wrote: Or did that work?

It did. Thanks new grounds once again :D

How do you get your code to display like that?

This is a test

Or did that work?

At 6/19/10 01:19 PM, dutchpeopleown wrote: you must erect a shrine to wade fulp

you must make wade fulps shrine erect

At 6/17/10 01:24 PM, Twilight wrote: but it all depends on what's actually going on.

what's going on

You have to work on layers with no backgrounds and save as transparent gifs or some shit

At 6/11/10 12:51 PM, 111122223188 wrote:

At 6/11/10 12:47 PM, Ultor wrote: it happens by chance

You mean at random? That makes sense.

I've heard that it's a very involved, highly sophisticated process.

Learning is good