I looked through your topical post to make sure, and I'm fairly certain now that you were serious when you wrote it, and not holding your tongue firmly in your cheek. Now that we've established that you were serious, it's my duty to inform you that that this group is expressly making fun of the Prop 8 campaign and the tactics that were used last year to pass it. Rather than being an addendum to the conservative movement, this is a dissidence against it, seeking to show the ridiculousness of banning something that should be the individual's decision to make and not the law's.

At 10/19/09 01:25 AM, Bacchanalian wrote: Yes. Enjoy your diabeetus.

Diabetes is a lie. It is simply a falsehood created to make you feel guilty about eating delicious gummies.

At 11/1/09 07:17 PM, SadisticMonkey wrote: so you're saying that without spinach (huge government spending) there won't be any "disproportionately large muscles" (economic growth) ??

Which is what mez was saying??

What Memorize was saying is that we grow dependent on the Gov't spending once we start. However, the stimulus package was created to be a temporary boost -- a "spinach" so to speak, that allows us to surmount the challenge of low consumer confidence and aggregate demand, and which will cancel out these problems and cause the dynamo of the American economy to start up, at which point it will become self-sustaining until the next recession, in however many years or decades that may be.

At 11/1/09 04:45 PM, Memorize wrote: ie. Unless the Government can spend this amount of money every year on a timely manner... then our growth doesn't mean anything.

Not at all true. They didn't call it "stimulus" for nothing. The economy is like popeye and his spinach -- he gets temporarily bigger in order to surmount a particular physical challenge, and then is able to proceed normally, without the disproportionately large muscles.

At 10/18/09 02:04 PM, Falonefal wrote: No, I think you just speak for all the pathetic people out there.

No, I speak for the rest of the world.

At 10/18/09 03:06 PM, TheAdd wrote: STFU loser, I would rather get laid any day.

The pleasure of a gummy candy is either equal or superior to sexual contact.

At 10/18/09 03:09 PM, ratchet103 wrote: you do not have to fight, my friends. the solution of your problem is simple. a giant girlfriend made out of delicious gum. and if she bitches to much, just eat her :D

Yes! Yes!

At 10/18/09 01:58 PM, Falonefal wrote: Secret to happiness in life is a Girlfriend, I'm serious, girls can really cheer up your day both verbally and sexually.

Or just by being there for you :)

I think I speak for the rest of the world when I say that I'd rather have gummy candies.

Very, very simple:

At 8/18/09 12:05 PM, CassCassXXX wrote: I find it hard to believe that our government didn't run a background check on him to see where he was born, and I'm sure they wouldn't have allowed him to run if they had found he wasn't a natural born citizen, but it'd sure be nice if instead of letting this whole thing go on for so long if they had just released official copies of his birth certificate or something. =\

How many fucking times does Obama have to release the birth certificate in order for these nutjobs not to ignore it? Christ, Obama has the actual certificate online, and snopes has debunked the ENTIRE Birther movement as being based on a fraudulent assertion. IT'S RIGHT HERE, FOR CHRISSAKES.

At 8/18/09 12:52 AM, TrollWin wrote: You're an idiot. District 9 didn't have a moral. That movie sucked. A lot. You should go back to kindergarten and learn the meaning of a moral you fucking moron.

No, you're quite wrong. I agree that the movie sucked hardcore, and that its message was pretty unclear, but if you missed the reference to apartheid, being in South Africa, etc, you're a hopeless and absolute fucking idiot.

At 8/18/09 12:46 AM, Fancyman wrote: Oh. I kinda figured it was just an action movie about aliens.

Oh lord, were you mistaken. Prepare yourself for a pseudo-moral barrage.

"Hey, everyone! Apartheid is bad! One day you might get African bio-fuel on you and start mutating into a black person. Everyone you know will then turn on you (this part might be kind of true) and the only people who can help you will be Africans who need more magic African biofuel, which only you can find, so they can fly back to their spaceship and turn you back into a white person!"

Oh, Peter Jackson. You silly, silly man.

My signature quote is tried and true.

It's worked on half a million women.

By posting this topic, you gave up your one shot.

Mac market share is over 10%. It was at 9.6% in January, and has grown slightly since then.

That site you posted is highly inaccurate.

At 8/10/09 12:55 AM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: Proteas PWNED you Dorf.

You blow at posting dude. Honestly, you give a person about 30 seconds to respond to a post before declaring them the loser. Just saying a person is "PWNED" doesn't make it true, I'm sure you must realize. Inanity, though, is your specialty, so I might as well leave you to it!

Bitey of Brackenwood. Probably the most famous character besides Pico on Newgrounds.

You must be new here.

At 7/29/09 03:29 PM, Gigit wrote: I call foul on this dick-face ^^

Who are you anyway? you just kinda sprouted up with an 06 account..?

Hmm. I suppose all you need know is that I'm a far more perceptive and realistic social critic than yourself.

No doubt the work of a loving and caring omnipotent.

At 7/29/09 03:22 PM, Porkchop wrote: Gagsy's pretty hawt too.
I mean, this is the internet, and she does happen to be a female.

/kissass

Uh. I don't know by whose definition Gagsy is hot, but I recall once seeing an image of her and defining it as the perfect opposite.

At 7/29/09 03:11 PM, Gagsy wrote: Lol at the fucking dickless twats who insult the looks of the girl in the photo. She is very attractive and she's a lovely girl to go with that. Silly silly boys. >:(

Only you would say something like that.

Because in comparison with yourself...

I wish you would go away. Your posts are wholly useless and vapid.

At 7/29/09 02:40 PM, MissingNYC wrote: upgrade to a zune

problem solved

That would be a major downgrade.

*squirt*

It's ridiculous that Microsoft thinks it can buy its way into competing with Google, despite the fact that it's oh... I don't know... ABOUT 13 YEARS LATE GETTING IN ON THE SEARCH ENGINE GAME.

Stupid Steve Ballmer and his stupid pet projects ruined have Microsoft.

At 7/29/09 03:51 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: HAYF: tattoos are removable

Expensively and imperfectly, but I suppose you're half right.

At 7/29/09 02:33 AM, undeadcl0wn-4 wrote: Did I even post in this thread besides telling you off?

Telling me off? Au contraire, my homosexually-transfixed companion! When you opened your mouth to speak, a large quantity of my precious male juices were simultaneously deposited there, still salty from the sweat lingering on the head of my throbbing member.

At 7/29/09 02:25 AM, undeadcl0wn-4 wrote:

At 7/29/09 01:49 AM, POOPIES wrote:

At 7/29/09 01:35 AM, igott wrote: Seriously, it's been a slow, shitty day. At least I got gagsy.

That fat fuck? Small comfort.

Or should I say large comfort.

Shut your mouth queer.

Wait just a second, you stupid fuck.

Did you really just use "queer" as an insult when Gagsy, your favorite user, has publicly admitted to being a Lesbo?

At 7/29/09 02:26 AM, Piss wrote:

At 7/29/09 02:20 AM, POOPIES wrote: Capiche, Claveau?

Oh you did not just say that word. That's a low blow damnit.

Nvm, by the way. I just wasted the orgasm on undeadcl0wn-4. You're free to go, my beauteous budding peer.

At 7/29/09 02:05 AM, Piss wrote: Alright I guess I'm gonna have to be the one to do thing right around here and end this argument that the Lord has brought upon us. I am blessed by Jesus Christ of Nazareth himself to have feuded with you today, but I am forced to end it. You've taken it too far. You ruined it for yourself. I tried living it for the moment but it's just too much for me.

You want the Lordy Lord Lord in your Lifety Life Life? Then prepare yourself for an anointing the likes of which you've never experienced, kid. You're gonna eat of all my sacred bread and drink all of my sacred blood until it dribbles like a stream of maple syrup out of your ass, and then you're gonna ask for more. Capiche, Claveau?

At 7/29/09 02:01 AM, Piss wrote:

At 7/29/09 02:00 AM, POOPIES wrote: Open up your buttcheeks, bitch. Prepare to receive the true lord.

Whoa Joe go take it easy man. Maybe more people on this forum would like you if you'd just chill, Bill.

No way, nig. Not when there's an ass conquest within an arm's reach and my dick is hard as a fucking boulder.

At 7/29/09 01:59 AM, Piss wrote: Perhaps. I can't give you a specific answer as I'm totally against insulting anyone anywhere anytime.

Make love not war, eh funny guy?

Open up your buttcheeks, bitch. Prepare to receive the true lord.

At 7/29/09 01:54 AM, Piss wrote: Yo go easy on the kid, he's a Pink Fliyd fan. You know how they are.

Stupid beyond belief?

Fundamentally misled by years of substance abuse?