I swear to fucking God.
We have these new washing machine tablets here, they have this wrapper that biodegrades when it touches water. What the fuck. What stupid fucking bastard thought that up? Isn't that the whole point of the wrapper? Making sure water doesn't fucking touch the tablets?

... What the fuck?

At 6/30/08 03:06 PM, GVK wrote: 5) Take him up to the Grand Canyon, where there've been glass plates jutting out from the sides every 10 feet down, where a trampoline waits at the bottom. Push him over the side, where he will hit all of the plates going down. When he hits the trampoline, he will rush back up, meeting the glass falling down.

Wouldn't the glass fall the same speed as him?

And whats with soving things up his ass? Thats just wrong.

At 5/11/08 09:01 PM, AvengerX13 wrote: Wow did'nt know they had firefox now.

Wow didn't know you spelt 'didn't' like that.

At 5/11/08 08:51 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: 1. Remove string
2. Replace string
3. ????
4. Profit

I agree with this statement.

No its not going to be PS3 ROX!!! or Xbox can fuck Chuck Norris! or Firefox is this many times faster or Explorer is the shiznit.

Why the hell do you care if someone uses a different machine/browser/cunt or whatever, are you so proud of your pimping PS3 or your gangsta Firefox? Who the fuck are you to judge what other people like best?

This has been annoying me for a long time, thanks.

Ich & Ich - Stark
Jose Gonzalez - Heartbeats
Snow patrol - Run

A few examples.

.. And I really want to be able to, does anyone know any ways to increase my spharynx compability?

Or better said incompatibility.

At 3/14/08 07:57 PM, Fisky wrote: Spent about 3~4 years trying to beat Zelda: Wind Waker. ....It took sooooo long.

...And you probably spend about 2/3 of the time driving about, lost, on your boat, like I did.

I still haven's finished!

I am going to say "I schänke dir mis Härz" - Züriwest.

Because it is really epic. But you probably have to understand the lyrics.

Is anyone else getting this?

Is that Jesus I see on the bread?

I remember seeing a coca cola can for like.. £400

At 3/5/08 04:26 PM, STEM wrote: What does that number stand for?

Number of bans or something.

I just typed a random number..

A banometer. It counts your bans, and calculates total ban time. And stuff.

At 3/5/08 03:07 PM, citricsquid wrote:

How cool am i?

Do you really want an awnser to that?

I Snowboard, skateboard.
I'm the guy in the all black.

At 3/5/08 02:41 PM, silentkat wrote: That wasted 21 seconds of my life.

We want them back!!

At 3/4/08 04:54 PM, JaY11 wrote: Anyway, it turned out my 3 year old sister had put them both in the washing machine without us noticing, amd they'd been in there all day.

She's cool.

Plank. Brown/10.

At 3/4/08 04:27 PM, Mfan wrote: 2300 dms

Are you serious? They use Euros you twat.

I'm not cool enough for T-shirts.

At 3/4/08 04:44 PM, BatDan wrote: http://kotaku.com/363660/gary-gygax-co+c reator-of-dd-dead-at-69

The most well known name in Dungeons and Dragons is dead.

Though I've never played the game and probably never will, nerds everywhere must be weeping now.
I did like his Futurama Appearance though.

What shall we do for eternity?

PLAY.....D...&....D!

Help him and then blackmail him. Or extortion.

the 'x' makes it sound cool.

At 3/4/08 04:37 PM, Mizar wrote: This phrase is infuriating. Everything that I say seems to be in danger.

Now here's the question: What do I say in response to "That's what she said".

I can't think of anything witty.

I remember that from futurama..

HUMAN HORN!

A Stgw 90.

Harcooooooore.

I do...

not live anywhere near there.

It was so that guy.

Put fingernail varnish on it.

My 'masterpiece'. Hehe.

At 3/2/08 08:08 AM, dumassstudios wrote: I was wondering what all these duck sigs were about, I have seen hotler ones and ones ith hair and all sorts of stuff

wats up with them??

They make you insta-cool.