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Response to: Women never answer their cellphones Posted November 7th, 2012 in General

One time a girl stopped texting me. Later she made a status message indirectly about how creepy I was (but worded it by saying 'guys' in general).

Response to: JS func has to run twice to work? Posted November 3rd, 2012 in Programming

If you're using AJAX, yes there is a delay. Just have a callback that checks when the request is fulfilled (ie: onSuccess), and grey out the forms until then.

Response to: Have you bought your gold account? Posted November 2nd, 2012 in General

At 11/2/12 05:47 PM, dem0lecule wrote: Is it just me see this or majority of post-2008 people don't have one?

Get out, kids!

Yeah, no shit.

Response to: Strawman Posted October 31st, 2012 in General

At 10/31/12 03:53 PM, Insanctuary wrote: This thread is amazing because X person from X place told me so, but I do not have X evidence to prove my X assertions.

Completely missing the point. There should be an award for post whores.

Strawman Posted October 31st, 2012 in General

The topic has now been derailed.

So, NG'ers, do you even know what a strawman is? I dare you to challenge your uneducated minds to come up with a decent definition, and if you can't...then well, you fail.

I mean, let's be honest here, it's not even about the strawman. It's about how all of you are too stupid to get it. Right?

But let's get back on topic, since you seem to get off track easily. Do you like boobs?

Response to: Romney kissing babies Posted October 30th, 2012 in Politics

At 10/29/12 05:41 PM, Korriken wrote:
At 10/28/12 11:58 PM, Entice wrote: Technically attraction to babies is different from pedophilia which is attraction to children.
I'm just going to assume you're trying to nitpick.

God I hope you've been trolling this entire thread otherwise I'll have no choice but to conclude that you're a fucking idiot.
I've already concluded you're a general forum stray. so go ahead.

To be fair, profanity is the retard who was arguing with insanctuary in one of my general threads (they derailed the topic) and ironically, that same topic was about Entice.

I just find it hilarious how two newfags are arguing with someone who's been a politic forum regular for over 5 years.

Response to: Brandon's gender crisis Posted October 29th, 2012 in General

Good job dickweeds, I start a joke thread and you two turn it into a flame war.

I thought the whole 'guys pretending to be girls' theme would've been obvious, considering I actually verified that Entice is possibly a guy and not a girl as he stated.

I did not mean to make it a serious discussion.

Response to: Brandon's gender crisis Posted October 29th, 2012 in General

At 10/29/12 06:33 AM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 10/29/12 06:33 AM, Squidbit wrote: Who's Brandon?
This

Entice. Duh. Look through his old flash submissions, the truth will come clear.

Brandon's gender crisis Posted October 29th, 2012 in General

Hi guys, I've noticed our pal Brandon has been going through some rough patches lately and it revolves around his gender crisis. Recently he thinks he's a female, but he's never been like this. In the past, he was fine with being a guy, but something's snapped. I need you friends and family to help me identify the cause. I don't want poor Brandon going through this crisis alone. He needs to know we're all here for him, and we can help him sort it out.

Response to: New Javascript Project Posted October 24th, 2012 in Programming

At 10/24/12 09:03 PM, polym wrote: So basically it's a faux CLI, except the emphasis is more on the interface rather than stuff like filesystems. The only commands that work are start heman, stop heman, and vi. When in vi, you can do a few things: press i to enter insert mode (allows you to basically type freely, enter, backspace, etc.), press escape to exit insert mode, and use the h, j, k, l keys to navigate the current line of text. Those keys don't have 100% functionality yet though.

http://bromosapien.net:8080/~tom/index.html

New Javascript Project Posted October 24th, 2012 in Programming

So basically it's a faux CLI, except the emphasis is more on the interface rather than stuff like filesystems. The only commands that work are start heman, stop heman, and vi. When in vi, you can do a few things: press i to enter insert mode (allows you to basically type freely, enter, backspace, etc.), press escape to exit insert mode, and use the h, j, k, l keys to navigate the current line of text. Those keys don't have 100% functionality yet though.

Response to: Black people don't exist. Posted October 24th, 2012 in General

if black people don't exist how do u explain brown people and white people

gob ack to science class

Response to: Suicide Posted October 21st, 2012 in General

Just got assaulted by 4 people. #FirstWorldProblems

Response to: Java super Posted October 21st, 2012 in Programming

At 10/21/12 02:30 AM, egg82 wrote:
At 10/21/12 01:54 AM, polym wrote: No...I understand how the algorithm works. When you 'parse the string', you're reading it character by character and putting the operators on a stack.
yes, and an RPN bypasses that and puts the operators on the stack as you go, rather than letting you type out the whole equation and figuring out order of operations from there.

Missing the point. If your assignment is to create an RPN parser with Java, why would you go out of your way to create a crazy GUI instead of being straight forward? If someone types + 2 2, how would going through the string and treating each character as an input to the function different than pressing a button? Hint, it's not. If you typed an infix expression like 2 + 2, and converted it to RPN, you could have the exact same interface, only with an added middleman (the conversion.)

Response to: Java super Posted October 21st, 2012 in Programming

At 10/21/12 01:40 AM, egg82 wrote:

No...I understand how the algorithm works. When you 'parse the string', you're reading it character by character and putting the operators on a stack.

Response to: Audio Advertisements! Posted October 20th, 2012 in Audio

At 10/20/12 06:29 PM, PANFLETIN wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/507345
damn, does someone have the time to listen all the music we upload?!?!?! i hope it does

  • Don't want to do work
    Don't want to do work by polym

    A short song I made in guitar pro 5.

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    Assorted midi's (3 songs) by polym

    More midis created in guitar pro 5.

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Response to: Java super Posted October 20th, 2012 in Programming

When I wrote my infix parser, what it did was convert to RPN, then parse the RPN.

I mean I don't understand the need to overly complicate things by trying to attach a 'design' to everything. Let's say you simply want to take input in the form of a string, and then simply output the answer. Well, you'd have a textbox...and rather than stdin being your input, it would be the input box.

Let's say you want to have a bunch of buttons that serve as input rather than having the user type out the string. Well, then you'd build the input string based on the buttons the person pushes. Then parse the resulting string.

There is no magic here.

Response to: C problem please help Posted October 19th, 2012 in Programming

At 10/19/12 03:53 PM, bloodyXpown wrote: Already got it I dont need help anymore ;)

Just a word of advice: Post the solution so other people who may have a similar problem can solve it.

Response to: Java super Posted October 19th, 2012 in Programming

Maybe you should write the RPN part first...then wrap a Java GUI around it.

Response to: No friends Posted October 19th, 2012 in General

At 10/19/12 04:10 PM, kiljoy96 wrote:
At 10/19/12 12:44 AM, polym wrote: It's that time of the year again, when you're all alone and it's a terrible, gnawing feeling.

So what the hell do you do?
How the hell is that a terrible feeling?
Just play Warcraft 3 all day between classes. That's what I do

I've been thinking about using the computers in the lab since my laptop is shit.

Response to: Extreme Hide n' Seek Posted October 19th, 2012 in General

At 10/10/12 08:29 AM, Shockoach wrote:
At 10/10/12 04:44 AM, Cootie wrote:
they even fired a gun into the air.
yea rite

You're a cop dealing with at least 10 kids in a place with a lot of hiding spots, and they're suspected of stealing. A gun is pretty effective.

Response to: Stat whoring Posted October 19th, 2012 in General

At 10/19/12 05:15 AM, LiquidFire wrote:
At 10/19/12 01:16 AM, Tremulos wrote: I used to be a stat whore, but then they ruined the level icons in the redesign and there's no point anymore.
But the new level icons are so awesome?

Nah, they were transparently added and don't stand out as well.

Response to: No friends Posted October 19th, 2012 in General

At 10/19/12 06:52 AM, PoisonHeart wrote: Ohhh, NG love story y'all.

Unrequited love, sir.

Response to: No friends Posted October 19th, 2012 in General

At 10/19/12 06:05 AM, TheCrimsonWidow wrote:
At 10/19/12 05:54 AM, polym wrote:
At 10/19/12 05:26 AM, TheCrimsonWidow wrote: Find someone, talk to them, kiss them. Congratulations, you you just made your first friend.
Didn't you block me?
Maybe, I blocked a lot of people.

Well we can't kiss. It's the internet.

Response to: No friends Posted October 19th, 2012 in General

At 10/19/12 05:26 AM, TheCrimsonWidow wrote: Find someone, talk to them, kiss them. Congratulations, you you just made your first friend.

Didn't you block me?

Response to: No friends Posted October 19th, 2012 in General

At 10/19/12 03:24 AM, JulesGatz wrote:
At 10/19/12 03:23 AM, Painbringer wrote: So many people in this thread...

Yet most of us will never become friends.

WE TRY, WE TRY.

Response to: how to make isometric game Posted October 19th, 2012 in Programming

At 10/18/12 02:17 PM, DjViking wrote:
At 10/13/12 09:34 AM, Thegluestickman wrote: As if it's a secret we're hiding from the world and only the members of a programming clique know.
There is, for an isometric game, all you have to do is invoke the Make.game(isometric); function, and that should make your game for you, no other coding or graphics required.

Fellow programmers, don't lynch me for telling the world our secret to making games.

That makes no sense, buddy.

It would probably be something along the lines of Factory::create_game(ISOMETRIC), or Game.CreateIsometric(...)

Response to: 2d lighting for xna? Posted October 19th, 2012 in Programming

At 10/19/12 01:35 AM, kiwi-kiwi wrote: Normally you'd do this through deferred rendering but that's pretty complicated and only works if you have normal data for the objects you draw(basically not good if you're using sprites, not rendering models).
If the game makes heavy use of sprites, you could probably fake the same effect by using additive blending to overlay some transparent images that have the shape of your light.
You could use the one below to simulate a flashlight for instance

Well it's in space, so I would think that the type of lighting effects you would traditionally use wouldn't apply. Therefore bloom popped to mind.

Response to: No friends Posted October 19th, 2012 in General

At 10/19/12 12:49 AM, Entice wrote:
At 10/19/12 12:47 AM, polym wrote: hahahahahahahahaha oh so naive
...except I've done it a few times in real life and it works even if it's awkward at first.

I think I'm supposed to be lonely. I have no interest in people.

Response to: No friends Posted October 19th, 2012 in General

At 10/19/12 12:47 AM, Entice wrote:
At 10/19/12 12:44 AM, polym wrote: So what the hell do you do?
Talk to random people until you find a people you like and then make frens through their frens

hahahahahahahahaha oh so naive