i've been unemployed my whole life. =] yay! and i'm almost 18..you could say i'm spoiled.

BMIs are inaccurate. it doesn't take into account muscle mass, which is heavier than fat.

bananas.

polska laska = polish fox

wow i haven't used the forums in forever...

i'm not a man :(

umm.. you need to get at least 15 minutes of direct sunlight everyday for a sufficient supply of vitamin d in your diet, since your skin produces vitamin d when exposed to the sun. or, you can just drink about 4 glasses of milk. if not you might develop a vitamin d deficiency disease called osteomalacia.

second of all.. everything causes cancer these days. breathing causes cancer because of the chemicals in the air. its inevetible.

tanning = good. at least you look seksy.

mine sucks.. lol rate it anyways. .... 0/20 lol

13..

when cats and dogs roam the earth...

noo neither would win. i'd eat them all for dinner.

oh no!! whoops.

i feel dumb.. its "absurd" D:

"absured".. >.>

but i like boys... :(

i had a dream i made out with a girl. *scared*

not too bad.

ohh noo! i dunno.. lets go with whatever comes first to mind..

-- 100 billion dollars
-- be the most b-e-a-u-tiful woman on this earth (hooray higher self-esteem!)
-- make it so that drugs will have no bad side-effects. hehe

<33

what about E pills?

At 1/9/05 06:28 PM, JewBear wrote: It's-a-me! Osamio!

rofl

wow this is a huge thread.

0_o that was a pretty...errr.. interesting story. i find my self slightly aroused. o_0

that is sick..eww!

i say we e-mail the bastard. *nods*

At 1/1/05 11:50 PM, Deftonesfan wrote: Ive heard most people say its good but i dont even know what its about can someone give me a brief summary.

Short Summaries

you should see it.. =)

whoa settle down!

At 1/1/05 10:07 PM, Slaker4012 wrote: Donnie Darko is good but I'm more of a Fight Club guy.

omg thats soo wierd i watched both donnie darko and fight club last night. crazzaayy..

i think that donnie darko is amazing. fight club is too predictable.

that game is fabu. well, i only played it for about 12 hours..

i saw this somewhere.. can't remember well. i think it was one of those annoying forwards via email..

Yo mama's like a T.V. ; even a two-year-old could turn her on.
Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama's so fat, that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

^__^ those are just a few of my favs.

At 12/29/04 12:16 PM, BloodiedFangs wrote: I jack off to the Tele-Tubbies.

thats tasty...

ohhh my... hmmm... anyways... yeah...umm

stuff happens.

At 12/29/04 12:14 PM, Kageyasha wrote:

At 12/29/04 10:55 AM, gambit_boi wrote: and jim carry is great as Count Olaf. i recommend it.

I hear that Jim carry ruins count olaf, but the movie is still good.

really? i thought jim carry did an excellent job. thats just me though