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The promise of posting in quality topics like this.
You fucking whore.
Thought I'd bump this topic out of obscurity.
GUESS WHY
http://www.radiogrounds.com/help/
Tune in.
have I mentioned "penis" lately?
Oh. How delightful. A political forum.
At 6/10/08 11:14 PM, Malachy wrote: that small spell of activity was confusing >.<
I'm still a little bit frightened
and aroused.
If you think that's bad, you should see his dick.
It's tiny.
It goes on. NG will fail, but we will not. WE WILL PREVAIL. WE WILL TUNE IN. VICTORY. SIEG HEIL. HEIL RADIOGROUNDS.
Tune in now and win a free puppy*
http://www.radiogrounds.com/help/
*lolno.
At 4/24/08 10:25 PM, MadCow wrote:At 4/24/08 10:18 PM, Lagatag wrote: Surprisingly, the audience is dropping.it's because the music sucks.
You're welcome to make requests in #radiogrounds.
http://www.radiogrounds.com/chat/
I'm playing The Doors - Spanish Caravan right now, so mind your fucking mouth. Aye, and tune in, too.
I'm going to shit in each and every one of your hungry, gaping mouths, you little faggot cretins. Tune in and girls will like you.
http://www.radiogrounds.com/help/
Also there's probably some decent music to be had.
If I hadn't just eaten, and could be hungry right now, I totally would be. Also
Mothers aren't the only thing he can swallow whole.
Tune in and maybe he'll make you into a real man.
At 2/25/08 11:51 PM, TheShrike wrote:At 2/25/08 11:42 PM, stafffighter wrote: Oh yeah, I'm four chapters into a spy thriller staring the group here. you can read it from my profile page, which is a new thing people have.I'm writing a book called "Everything i ever wrote on the internet."
It's a working title.
I'm writing a book called "I'm Not Going to Read TheShrike's Book."
It's going to be riveting.
In my haste to provide the NG BBS a high-quality, completely-proof-read bump, I forgot to mention that it's mandatory you tune in.
Of course, you could ignore this and not tune in, but then fAP will kill you.
Kill you to death.
fAP is DJing again. He's giving every 100th listener gets a free, extra sloppy blowjob*
*Fuck you, you gullible assholes.
At 2/20/08 11:12 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: You should've cut your hair, left your beard.
It shall be regrown. The prophecies foretell it.
And lo and behold: A beard so mighty the mere sight of its majesty shrivels the testicles of your enemies and evokes the mightiest of orgasms in attractive young ladies yonder-- A beard of sacrilege and sin against the puny beard of Zeus Himself! It is destined to truly be the Beard of Man: So it shall be. Avast your fools' endeavours and pray for your manhood.
FALL TO YOUR KNEES, MORTALS, FOR THE BEARD OF AGES COMETH.
At 2/19/08 10:08 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Teh Edn
God, that's awful. I hope you're feeling alright otherwise, and everyone has a swift recovery. I'm really sorry to hear about this. :/
fAP is DJing again.
Maybe if you tune in, someone, somewhere will finally love you.
I'm now on holidays for the next week. I plan on watching Terminator 2 tonight, then lounging back and doing nothing at all. Yesssssssss.
At 2/10/08 10:23 PM, Cremefresh wrote: He's fapping LIVE. :O
You know you want to listen to that, Internet. You don't have to admit it to anyone. Just tune in. Nobody will tell your horrible, disgusting secret. :3
'tis good.
Good work, you five. As for the rest of you: I told you to fucking tune in. I see you there, lurking. Not looking at this thread. Not tuning in. You've got some motherfucking nerve.
Tune in now. It's not like you're doing anything better with your life. Also, the music is good, and he's only going to be online for another half hour. Repent now.
Then post in this thread praising Radiogrounds.
The latest DJ to the Radiogrounds team, fAP, is playing music. Music that doesn't suck. Unlike YOUR music. Fag. Pick a server and tune in.
This post contains no jokes related to masturbation.
At 2/8/08 04:47 PM, Proteas wrote: Having had days peculiarly similar to that, I can't say I blame you. Have you figured out what went wrong with your car yet?
There's a distinctive clear fluid leaking from the area around my break fluid reservoir (nearer the centre of the car, but it's probably a broken line), so I'm guessing the ECU cut off the fuel supply and locked up the brakes in response to severe brake fluid leakage. I won't be sure until I can afford to fix it, though.
Obligatory random pic.
hottttt
And just a follow-up note: I kicked this morning's midterm's ass, then fixed my garage door. Woo.
I despise real blog entries, so I'm going to defy the Gods and post this here, EVEN THOUGH IT ATTEMPTS TO DERAIL THE WHOLE "CUTE PICTURES" TOPIC, which cheered me up a little. :3
So to provide a preamble to my tail of conquest and hijinx, let me just provide some background: This week is especially midterm heavy, as I have three in as many days, all of which quite serious. The people from whom I normally mooch room and board off of, my mom and her boyfriend, are on vacation in Mexico. There are other significant personal issues I'm dealing with, but that isn't as fun or neat to talk about, and I'd rather keep that between those already involved anyways.
Today I had the second of my three midterms, and since I hadn't realized it was approaching so quickly, and had instead concentrated my time studying for the other two, I was severely under-prepared and needed time to study, so following my 8:30 - 11:30 lab this morning, I drove home to study. This was relatively uneventful. Following that, I had a 2:30 - 5:20 lab which, very fortunately, I was able to leave early thus forsaking my work there and screwing myself over in the future to get extra studying done. Huzzah. It was a good plan, as I would simply make up for it when I had time to over the weekend.
It was a good plan until my car died completely unexpectedly and inexplicably about five blocks from my house. After a few desperate attempts to just ignore reality and hope it would go away, as I BADLY need my car to survive in the coming week, I gave up and walked to a friend's house about two-and-a-half blocks away. He was at work, but his brother, who I didn't know existed, let me in to use his phone, so that was nice of him. It's at this moment that I should mention that I didn't have any cash on my person, I have no credit cards, and my cellphone had its balance expire two days ago. I managed to find a tow service and get them to drive me to an ATM so I could pay them the $45 I owed them for the service.
After all this, I had wasted about an hour and was only given about another hour to study and review a daunting amount of information. The entire class, in fact, and I had plenty that I had never seen before because I had missed lectures for other rather unfortunate reasons in the past. Admittedly, I could have reviewed then, but something always seems to come up, and those other mysterious personal issues? Yeah, they effect this too. I frantically and successfully managed to get through most of it, and at 6:30 pm set off to get back to campus to write the bloody thing.
Problem: My parents are on vacation, and so decided to lock the garage. My car was out of order, so I needed to borrow my mom's. Pretty simple to fix, right? Not if the only key to the garage is missing. I spent 45 minutes desperately trying to find it, trying about 30 spare keys I had found around the house, and occasionally screaming in a manly way at the door. Somewhere in that time, I had attempted to call my mother to ask her where it was, but both of the numbers I had been given to contact her were wrong. At this point it was all too clear to me that if I was late by over 30 minutes, they weren't going to let me write the midterm, which meant a failure in the class, and countless hours and about $400 wasted. I also knew it took 15 minutes to get there on a good day. That meant I was pretty much fucked.
So after a couple tries, I managed to kick in the door. I then sped to the best of my ability to campus, covering the distance in an unprecedented 10 minutes and sprinted the couple blocks from my parking spot to the building where I was to write the midterm. I arrived very shortly before 7:30, sat down, and was then treated to all the reward of a two-hour test in an hour and a half. I preformed in a mediocre way, but I still preformed, so I'm pleased about that. I also picked up a nasty sounding cough from that sprint in the cold air.
I now have a rather trivial Archeology midterm at 9:30 am tomorrow, which I'm not very well prepared for, so I'm considering foregoing sleep and writing the test while fueled by caffeine and door-kicking manliness. Does anybody have any opinions, ideas, or critique for me (especially about doing an all-nighter for a midterm like that)?
I really want this week to end.
At 1/28/08 10:29 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Know who else disagreed?
THE NAZIS.
;
Yeah, I'd say the holocaust was a pretty clear disagreement.
At 1/17/08 08:29 PM, Malachy wrote: for one thing, I can't afford it too often, and another....their portions are totally for Americans.
There's one of those in my Uni's campus mall. I haven't tried any of the food from it yet, though. :(
Canadians can be fatasses too, ya know.
At 1/18/08 04:07 AM, Imperator wrote: Have fun waking up suckers! I've got Fridays off!!!
I opted to sleep through my 9:30 class this morning, because the first thing I heard when my clock radio went off was "OH MAN, WITH THE WINDCHILL, IT'S -40 DEGREES OUT THERE."
Fuck that.
Unfortunately, it seems as though it's just much easier to post like a philistine than to actually develop valid opinions. That goes for any Internet forum.
I don't understand how some fora manage to do it. It's gotten to the point where I WOULD make a half-decent topic, but why should I even bother trying with a crowd of active poli users like this? The only reasonable people, the regs, all hide in here - and for good reason. If this topic didn't exist, I wouldn't post on NG at all. I'm starting to doubt my belief that the forum isn't collapsing under the gravity of its own stupidity. RANT RANT RANT.
Also, sleep sounds like a good idea for me sometime soon. Mmmmm.
