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Who the hell would want all of someones used gaming stuff? How the hell do you know if everything works or not?

That's pretty fly man.

Roadkill is awesome, I love to run over small rodents.

That sucks, but take the bad with the good I guess.

it would be about $3.50 (Southpark joke for any retards out there)

Because god hates you.

That's cool, that helps out.

They're both good, I prefer both because I can get sick of both, thus I have no favorite.

Buseboy/Disherwasher.

NG's has it all, what more could you ask of entertainment?

Thanks Wade, I didn't get an offer, but rest assured I'm going to avoid any future offers.

What kind of crack did you say you were on? Cause by the way you sound it must be really good.

Yeah it happens, but usually only by uglies. I sure wouldn't mind a hottie rapeing me!

Ohhhh........ somewhere between 28-35.

that's cool man, lay down the law brother.

I guess you just have to live with it and just be happy you have any work at all that is protected.

What's the most money you've ever spent on an item?

What is the most expensive item you've ever bought?

Who the fuck cares, half of the people on NG's lie about there age anyway, besides that everyone was 12 once.

I just can't stand artists who talk so fast that you don't understand WTF they are trying to say, in other words, most rap.

Every one of my enemy's when they were baby's. I would go back in time, and squish every one of my enemys. I would step on their heads causing them to explode.

She was dead when I found her.......

1. Turn off the T.V. 2. Download whatever you want off the internet. 3. Quit your bitchin.

It all part of war my friends, it's tragic, but tell this story to the thousands of Vietcong in North Korea who were slaughtered the innocent men, women, and children who's villages were burned to the ground in The Vietnam War, just because we Americans decided that they were the enemy and counted them as the problem. Need I say more? Just look at any war, past, present, bad shit has always happened to everyone. That's war for ya.

Worms probably, full of protein.

My 1992 Ford Probe was the biggest piece of crap I have ever had the misfortune of not only owning but driving as well. It had 150,000 miles, was a 4 stroke engine, and a top speed of 90 MPH. God dam I hated that car, it cost me a fortune to maintain and in the end, just like there known to do, the head gasget blew up.

Show her the time of her life man, I mean really though it all depends on how into you she really is. For example if you want to tell her how you really feel and are sick of the "friend" stereotype, look for key sign's. Most, but not all girls have a tendency to flirt quite excessively with the guys they like. The key is to be casual around her and not let you true feelings show, that will really freak her out, especially if you guys are real good friends. So play it safe around her, try to find out from another source if she still likes you, without directly asking her, like one of her friends, ect. One thing you can never ever do though is wondering what things would have been like if you had asked her. So if all else fails, just tell her how you really feel, most girls are atleast a little sensitive to guys feelings and if she doesn't come right out and tell you how she feels, she might let you down slow. So grow a set and ask her out boy. She'll atleast give you credit for not being a pussy and asking her out, either way, good luck man! Let me know how it goes.

Red, for it spills from my victims like a fountain of lava.

Kill the bitch and take her money.

If your smoke cigs you die a slow and sometimes painful death, if you smoke weed on the other hand , you die happy.