So at my school we have PA announcements in the morning (for club meetings and events and stuff) like I'm sure they have at most schools. Every year, one senior gets to be the student announcer, and he or she gets the sound booth all to themselves like an office, has a free period for the announcements, and even gets to have their own radio name, or whatever you call it. It's a pretty sweet gig.

I have just learned that I am the student announcer for next year. Fuck yes. The problem is that I don't know what to call myself, because my name just feels rather plebeian in this scenario.

The format is as follows- "Good morning [High School], I am/ this is [Name], and these are your morning announcements."

What should my name be? Here's what I've come up with so far-

The Voice of Fate
Announcer Guy
Mr. B
Mr. C

those kind of suck, but I'm open to suggestions.

Help a brotha out?

At 1/6/09 02:22 AM, Ghost wrote: You people seriously piss me off! Be original you stupid fucks!

But they are the best kind of love to hate entertainment!

i mean shit, we do three things here- 1. Write stories, 2. Dick around, and 3. Deal with 12 year old pricks.

I'd say #3 is about 55% of our posting. At most.

Does anybody have skype?

In your opinion, what are the best songs from 1980-1990?

I'm trying to compile the ultimate 80's playlist.

So far I only have a few- (in no particular order)

Hungry Like the Wolf
Take on Me
Sweet Dreams (are made of this)
Turning Japanese

What next?

At 9/28/08 12:06 AM, Lotus wrote: On of the beginning rules, don't reply to trolls, or anyone looking for ill-intended attention, also, make all posts more than just simple one-liners.

Sup negroes, hows about we not talk about trolls and drama thereof for once?

Can't be that hard.

At 9/11/08 09:05 PM, Boris-4-U wrote:

At 9/11/08 07:41 AM, Fragment wrote: So guys, that's it. I can buy porn, smoke in public and do other crap that 18 year olds can do now. I'm officially a grown man.

Once all that shit became legal l lost all interest in it. I don't look at porn as much as l used to, and l only smoke weed. Most likely when l'm 21 l won't be as interested in drinking so that's why l'm getting it in now.

Kind of like how when you turn 18 you can no longer see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Seriously, what the fuck. Taste you can see? Fuck that shit.

To get my creative juices going, I wrote a sonnet. I had never written a sonnet beforehand, so I figured I would place technical issues (rhyme scheme and meter) as more important than subject and diction. I ended up creating a mockery of the entire english language.

I told myself to write this summer, yet
What have I done with my time but nothing
Write a book, draw a comic, or something
Yet I spent my time on the internet.
I fapped exuberantly and I let
That absorb all of what I was doing
Really, 'twas just fapping fapping fapping
Fapping to porn on the damn internet
Jesus, I hope I don't do this all my
Life, I have more important things to do
Than fap until I break my dick and die.
However, I find one thing to be true
There is more on the internet nearby
But If I find it I'll fap to that too.

There you have it. I followed all the rules. ABBA, ABBA, CDC, DCD rhyme scheme, iambic pentameter, octet followed by a sextet, problem presented in octet and philosophical discussion of said problem in sextet. It's a legitimate sonnet. Fuck you, Shakespeare, eat your heart out.

At 9/5/08 03:41 PM, Snype wrote:

At 9/4/08 09:44 PM, Fragment wrote:

How did that work for you? Have you gotten anywhere with the girl, or gotten closer to starting something with her?

Nope. It's all unrequited. So, naturally I'm depressed as hell.

Lolz at places I've been. Have fun.

At 9/2/08 02:00 AM, Gu-rrilla wrote: So guys, what's up?

Not much, they were just talking about guns or something so I tuned out for a while.

I've been reading The Fountainhead. Anybody else read this motherfucker?

LOOK AT ME I'M ELSWORTH TOOHEY AND I OBVIOUSLY SYMBOLIZE KARL MARX AND MY BOOK SYMBOLIZES THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO. Seriously, Rand couldn't have made it any more obvious unless she interrupted herself to say "Alright, I'm about to go on for about three an a half pages about this guy's book that's supposed to symbolize communism. You can go ahead and skip this part if you want."

btw does anybody want the original mafia portrait on paper? It's just laying around and it would feel like a waste if I were to throw it away...

At 8/31/08 05:53 PM, PenitentTangent wrote:

At 8/31/08 07:45 AM, Marsupial wrote: FINE YOU WIN. Alternative ending.

It's funny because it's true.

Like 9/11.

Wait what are we talking about?

At 8/28/08 09:42 PM, Marsupial wrote:

At 8/28/08 09:33 PM, Ghost wrote:

Okay, so what were we talking 'bout?

How you're an irrestistable, mexican chick magnet and we're all antisocial chronic masturbaters

Don't lump me in with you faggots, I'm more in Ghost's line of chick magnetude. Granted I still am a chronic masturbater regardless.

At 8/26/08 10:10 PM, Ghost wrote: Ha, I let her know that I wasn't looking for anythig serious, because I have a girlfriend I've been dating for two and a half years. HAHA!

GOTCHA BITCH. Haha, that's classic. What did she do?

Rank these *Grabs crotch*

*Grabs crotch as well* want rank.

Sup guys, sorry I haven't posted in a few days. School started and you know the whole deal.

Fuck. Lots of shit's going on. I need to stop complicating my life with women, holy shit.

This is the first and last time I will ever post relationship bullshit on the internet as I am against it, but I find it mildly entertaining, so please bear with me.

I ended up having to sit next to my ex girlfriend in Algebra 2. She broke up with me and we stopped talking until now, but due to my highly flirtatious nature (and the fact that I know she digs me) I flirted my balls off with her and now she wants to brake up with her current on off boyfriend and go out with me and cause all this drama. Problem is I think she's retarded. Seriously though, I would flirt with a fucking rock and now it's coming back to bite me in the ass.

I fell in love with a cheerleader. Or at least I fell in love with her smile. I'm not really into the whole cheerleader type, I usually get punk/ scene girls, but wow. Irony is, despite my usual casanova self and general bravado I'm afraid to talk to her. I'm this kind of artsy liberal guy and I'm rather, uhh, eccentric in some ways so I'm afraid that she'd hate me or think I'm weird. I do this thing where I pick one girl who I'd never have a chance with and become utterly infatuated. HERE WE GO AGAIN, LOL.

There's this girl who sits behind me in theater class who I've somehow managed to flirt my balls off with and now she totally digs me. I met her yesterday and I already got a big goodbye hug after class. WHAT.

So lol I have wack relationships with women. Also I'm auditioning for the school musical. I'm a junior, by the way. (Eleventh year for you britfags).

Also, Ghost, want rank.

At 8/23/08 01:45 AM, PenitentTangent wrote: Fuck you my hair is way better than your hair. because PoJox simply followed the proper picture making procedure;

Step 1: Tangent > you
Step 2: Repeat step one infinity times

I agree that Tangent is indeed the sexiest person in the picture.

Also, I believe Tangent to be a virgin.

At 8/22/08 12:08 AM, Strauss wrote: shamed off the internet)

What did she do, i wonder?

Is it nudes?

Please tell me it's nudes.

And you need to fucking call me.

At 8/21/08 11:02 AM, Strauss wrote: quit being such a spaz about it. he portrayed my character as a wigger, but i'm not complaining that much about it. just let it go, man.

Dude... that's Boris.

You're the cowboy with the red sideburns.

I based it off some cartoon you posted a while back of you fucking some girl.

Well, I've just spent a vast portion of my morning doing that artist thing where I stare intently at my piece for hours and wonder, "What is it missing? What... is... What the fuck is it missing!?"

So I just said fuck it.

Here it is, faggots. Love you. Click here for DA and high-res.

And we're scanning, and preparing to shoop...

Get ready for this shit.

You look like a total douchebag.

Congradulations on being the future asshole boyfriend that the guy who is totally in love with your girlfriend (but she put him in the friend zone because he's too nice to her) hates.

So what's it like being a douchebag? Any thoughts, messages, future aspirations?

At 8/20/08 09:35 AM, Snype wrote: BUT THEY'RE GOLD AND SHINY! What the hell am I supossed to do with these 300 chocolate coins then?

BRING THEM WITH YOU INTO BATTLE AS YOU PERSONAL BODYGUARD AGAINST THE PERSIAN HORDE.

Or not.

FUCK. This is taking forever.

I'm shooping all these pictures to look like they're 200 years old, I'm drawing this group portrait, I'm trying to write this blog about something I found on the internet and I haven't slept since monday.

jblkhdb flkhbkhbsdlhgv gillohuh

At 8/20/08 09:18 AM, Snype wrote: Erm... um... yeah...

When you said this i thought you had recognized the reference I made to "Idiocracy".

AND NO I DON'T ACCEPT ANY FUCKING CHOCOLATE.

At 8/20/08 08:28 AM, MrTrivia wrote: high horse

well that's how I've always imagined you. Try not having the riddler in your sig then.

At 8/20/08 08:31 AM, Snype wrote: DUDE! That portrait looks pretty fucking amazing!
I am definetly buying me a copy once you finish it.

I like money.

At 8/20/08 07:53 AM, MrTrivia wrote: blah

Triv = Mr. Trivia

Derp.

Labcoat, see?

(Also as for brown hair and glasses,I have better hair. Excuse the shitty 6 AM webcam photo

At 8/20/08 07:45 AM, TheMaster wrote:

At 8/20/08 07:37 AM, PoJoX wrote: I don't know, something about him was just kid of... not-doctorish.

I like him better than Tennant. Much less whiny, and he doesn't cry at the end of every episode.

Because he's cold.

Like a robot.
Like a robot...SHIT.

IT JUST HIT ME LIKE A TRAIN.

EGGLESTON IS A CYBERMAN.

At 8/16/08 03:17 PM, TheMaster wrote: of which only 3 or 4 are worth watching.

I won't watch anything with Eggleston anyway.

I didn't like him at all.

I don't know, something about him was just kid of... not-doctorish.

At 8/20/08 07:11 AM, MrTrivia wrote: Is that me behind the wheel of the car with the "S7EVEN" license plate?

No, it's actually me. You know, in my classic red froc.

Who's that guy driving the "Triv" car in the corner?

WELL FUCK, I HAVE NO IDEA.

And it's still not finished, I've spent the past hour or so post processing these pictures I took today at my old west reenactment group.

Y'all aren't interested, are you?

This is taking alot more time and caffeine than I thought it would.

But then again I shouldn't be working in front of the computer. I stop and surf like every three minutes.

At 8/19/08 10:38 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote:

At 8/19/08 09:42 AM, PoJoX wrote: Until then, have a picture of the basic pencils I put down.

lawl.

Am I driving?

I'm pretty sure that's me.

Thanks, I guess I look okay.

But remember, I'm a lot buffer. :3

I made you astronomically large. I don't know if you can tell, but you've got Corky squished up to the side of the car.

Sweet, finally, if some faggot decides it's his right to take the lives of others and starts shooting kids up, the teachers can take him down.

I approve of this 100%.

Unless of course some idiot teacher leaves the gun lying around...

Wait a minute.

The question.

It has been answered.

The thread is over and the OP is gone.

You can stop now.

Alright, Strauss, good on ya! Where are you going? What's your major? Gonna join a fraternity?

You must elaborate.