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What ? You're cheating on me with Coca Cola?

Probably you where the other nerd and ran off crying...

Fart on it

At 1/15/08 03:36 PM, Potempkin wrote: While masturbating furiously to some awesomely hot and sexy gay porn...

Not true, Real gays put their finger in their arses!!!

Oh yeah thats my first photoshop picture I made, Just gote it Yesterday

Sorry hun but I'm cheating on you...

Ok lock this thread.

err.. I'm happy I made my account back in 06' just to look at Newgrounds porn and comment them =P

Pics or it didn't happen.
BTW I'm alone too >=(

At 12/28/07 10:15 AM, dark-crow07 wrote: Im 15, but alot of people think Im 16 - 18. Mainly because Im really tall ("6 '3).

How old do people think you look?

Pics or it didn't happen!

No. Not a happy new year

I wish it all to you, except for those mods who deleted my last posts

now delete this one.

I LOVE it! rly.

Yeah right, he is a cheater, don't you see???

Nobody buys stickers, so I don't think many ppl can help...

So i saw on this thread that many ppl didn't dare to store porn on there pc, because they where afraid to get caught and stuff. But there for I'm making a guide for how to store porn on your pc WITHOUT beeing caught.

FIRTS STAP: DOWNLOADING
- Use save sites where you are sure of that there are no viruses on these sites. e.g.: www.youporn.com
- Use P2P downloading programmes wich are save to. e.g.: LimeWire, Kazaa, ...
- (I'm not promoting here illegal downloading, because these downloads are not all illegal)
- If you want to be sure, check your files with a virusscanner.

SECOND STEP: STORING
- Make a new folder called 'downloads' inside your personal map
- Store alot unused files in there, wich aren't intresting
- In that new map, add another folder called 'stuff' , remember that map.
- In our new map 'stuff' store all your downloaded porn files.
- Rename all your porn files into unintresting names like 'OK', 'Newgrounds' , ...

LAST STEP: DELETING ALL TRAILS
- Clear your browsers history
- Delete all original files, wich can be found in the original downloading map.
- Don't forget to delete your cookies.

Thats it, now you should be save from beeing caught.

Its 19:32, so about 4 and a half hours left..
But I don't care much, I won't be partying because I'm all alone =(

Ok this is my first post here and I just wanted to say that I'm totally in anime =3
But yeah whatever, there most be thousands have geeks saying that here..
But I actually have a question, I need to find anime backgrounds!
Not backgrounds like wallpapers, but backgrounds like landscapes and stuff!! Does someone know a site for it?? I searched google but couldn't find anything..

Well, here is drawing from me, see if you like it.

You are emo. Did you know that?

Haha 13 year old noob is talking

wanne be cool ha? Cool Points - 20

At 10/8/07 12:01 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: It's not "V is for Vendetta" it's just "V for Vendetta."

Also, Children of Men.

Sad end.

Damn, that's one of the best movies I ever saw,
and it has great action scenes!

At 10/8/07 03:15 AM, DeadBolt wrote: Hostel, *Sniff* It's just so....so..touching.

Win.

It's gone!!
Lets all complain to get it back

Someone noticed this clever detail??

At 10/6/07 04:35 PM, CuteAndFuzzy wrote:

He was one of the coolest VG characters ever. :'(

Win!!

Lol. why did his gun got to be jammed!

Big Boss from the mgs saga! He could beat masterchief easily off!

At 10/4/07 04:19 PM, Xtesh wrote: Hey guys, guess what?!

David Hayter is doing voice work for a game a guy at my school is making!

It feels nice knowing someone who's spoken to David Hayter...

My god, ask his authorgraph, or msn or something!
What kind of game is he working on? flash game, or bigger?
Maybe software or a console game? But still, its pretty cool.

At 9/27/07 04:27 PM, Xtesh wrote: I've heard that Snake is the only playable character. It would kind of spoil the mood to play Raiden, what with this being Snake's FINAL outing.
And I think you can choose between fighting and sneaking, or a combination if you want. Hopefully they'll put in a "The Sorrow" type boss to piss off everyone(i.e. not me) that kills willy-nilly.

You got a good point by saying Snake could be the only playable character, but I thought otherwise because of th battle between raiden and vamp...
About the fighting and sneaking stuff, I heard it from Gamespot, but I hope as you say that you can sneak through almost all warscenes, otherwise it would be a little disappointing for the ultimate sneaking fan.
A boss like 'the sorrow' would be cool as long as I can skip it by commiting suciced at the begin of the batlle =P

At 9/24/07 04:07 PM, TheFryingIrishman wrote: I'm in! But 2 storyline is confusing.

Well if you want you can go to halo and other franchises, who are kept simple so 12 year olds can play it and understand the storyline at the same time. Or this where you have to figure out how everything is going, and what this has to do with that and that has to do with this.

At 9/24/07 11:03 PM, Xtesh wrote:

At 9/24/07 08:42 PM, Sleeping-Insomniac wrote: Winston Churchill once said "a fanatic is someone who can't change their mind and who won't change the subject"... And if there is a better discripton for an xbox fanboy i havent found it.

I have one.
Ronald Reagan once said: "They're communists! DIRTY, FILTHY COMMUNISTS!
Theres a ton where i am and they will stop at nothing to tell you over and over how nintendo is gay and playstation is retarded...

granted halo is an entertaning game... but its nothing compaired to what the playstation gives to its fans.

Any individual MGS game easily tops anything on Xbox or Xbox360 has(aside from MGS2, as Raiden sucks).

Well, I fear raiden will be back as a playable character... hope this wont ruin a part of our last MGS game... Other then, it WILL kick ass, the only thing I think is stupid is that the creators this time will force you to use violence and fight in combat in the warefare levels..

At 9/23/07 02:02 AM, Xtesh wrote:

At 9/22/07 10:27 AM, Sleeping-Insomniac wrote: omg they translated it to english already THIS TRAILER IS SO F-CKING SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HD TRAILER!!!!!!

MGS4 is now officially too cool for this universe. Now the Marvel Comics and Clerks universes, along with Samuel L. Jackson's universes are being used to allow something this awesome to exist in our dimension.

But I still don't know why people keep denying that.. if I look at gamspot, Ign and other sites there still are Xbox freaks saying OMG HALO 3 OWNZ!!! ITS SO GREAT AND SO MUCH BETTE THEN MGS4!!
Halo 3 will come oout tomorrow and somewhere in the back of my head I still hope the game wont be perfect.. Jealous at the 360? maybe, but I'm still a PS fanboy