598 Forum Posts by "PlatinumWarrior"
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bah dah bah bah bah
At 8/8/07 01:13 PM, Bomshaw wrote:
Do it again, without "N'Gers". Call me in the morning.
I'll see if my friends are up to it. We usually need a day or two to heal wounds and stuff.
Also my stupid friend is really messed up by teh black kids.
At 8/8/07 01:10 PM, Bomshaw wrote: Are there vids?
No, but we have some vids of other Airsoft wars. This one was competitive, not for show.
At 8/8/07 12:55 PM, Bomshaw wrote: You should of invited me. I love to brawl it out.
Airsoft or not.And the black kids would think I'm a friendly, because of my level!
As long as you know blackenese, they might like you.
At 8/8/07 12:34 PM, PlatinumX9 wrote: you no how almost all madness movies end with a that has "ation" at the end. Well im making a madness movie and a need a name. Any ideas?
Justification.
Also: Name similarity.
Background on characters: My friends and I live in Greenwich, in the nice, fluffy, rich parts. Many of my friends would faint if they knew how devoted I am to this "offensive" site. (I'm different because I have lived in the South Bronx as well as other parts of New York). Oh, and most of them are Catholic too. No comment on that, since I'm atheist. Anyway, there are about 2 black kids in my school of 750 (lol, I love being white) and they have the job of "resident gangsters".
Story: My friends and I challenged another Newgrounder with gingervitis to an Airsoft war. He and his friends showed up at the park (secluded, so no bystanders are in danger) and we began. Most of the people there had no idea what NewGrounds was except the soulless Ginger, 2 of my friends and I. Anyway, just when we were about to finish (we were winning by a lot) the 2 black kids showed up. That was all fine and dandy until the ginger said, "Are you 2 homies NGers?"
Intermission: I don't know how to pronounce NGer in real life because I usually just say NewGrounder. However, I'm pretty sure that you shouldn't pronounce it "N'ger" so that it sounds like a racist term for black people. Unfortunately, the soulless Ginger was very sheltered and had few "street smarts" or "brains".
Back to Story: So yeah, the black kids were like, "Yo, you wanna start something?" to which the Ginger replied "Why you all angry NGers?". The stupid friend of mine shouted "THIS IS NEWGROUUUNNDSSS!!" and kicked my other friend in the balls. I shot about 300 rounds of Airsoft pain into teh air (I don't remember why) and backed away. I watched the Ginger and my stupid friend get owned by the black kids. My smarter friend (who got kicked in the balls so he was lying on the ground) started to Bel-Air it, saying "They got in one little fight and my mom got scared, said- " At that exact moment I kicked him again and told him not to ruin it cuz' its going in my blog.
Moral: What happens in NG stays in NG. And don't mess with black kids.
If you want moar I might do a follow up.
(VISIT MY BLOG)
the final countdown - europe
At 8/7/07 05:04 PM, 7ive5even wrote:At 8/7/07 05:02 PM, IndyKid500 wrote: A bear and a shark. Tell me that isn't badass. I dare you.but can it fly?!? that would be cool though..a fat furry shark
pfft, I have a fat furry shark already.
At 8/7/07 04:37 PM, Scarab-Stalk33r wrote: Personally, I think it go a little more like this.
Who would be AC Slater?
At 8/7/07 04:30 PM, Unlockable wrote:At 8/7/07 04:27 PM, iateamexican wrote: How about this:I hope you die in a--- Nah, ill just ignore you and your ignorant ass.
The BBS does not care about your whiney little shit-fest, fuck off you stupid douche.
Since all i get for wanting to filter trash from the BBS is flaming, i guess i failed REAL HARD did'nt i? Well lets see some of YOUR threads, BBS users! Go on, show me a thread that was funny, without being ruined by someone or something or some fad that was completely useless and had no redeeming qualities whatsoever!
Epic win to iateamexican. Epic fail to Unlockable for being a wannabemod and a whiner.
We realize you are trying to help, but the mods can do it on their own. Even if it seems like one is not immediately punished, he/she will be in due time.
The Final Countdown - Europe
Irreplaceable - Beyonce
The NewGrounds Main Song
Then the lights dim and a creepy zombie-movie song plays.
After 1.5 minutes,
I Wanna Dance With Somebody - Whitney Houston
Accompanied by disco ball, and the casket opens and closes with hydraulics.
Just to confuse everyone. And scare small children.
At 7/27/07 01:29 PM, jonthomson wrote: They've been down since the redesign.
Thank you, I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Secrets 1 and 3 are now unavailable to me. I have seen them before, but now they are just an error page. Halp! (Secret 2 still works)
:They are targeting the blogs too. Lol, this former chan member is called "poolisclosed" http://community.myfoxla.com/blogs/pooli sclosed/2007/07/27/I_used_to_be_a_part_o f_Anonymous rofl
I failed the link. I fail the internet.
At 7/27/07 12:21 PM, Flairider wrote:At 7/27/07 12:10 PM, STEM wrote: what's funnier is that 6,000 of them just took down the LA fox news forums.Omfg, did they really? Ultimate win, 4srs.
They are targeting the blogs too. Lol, this former chan member is called "poolisclosed" http://bbssig.ngfiles.com/1816/1816258.j pg rofl
Hi.
This concerns your story on "hacker gangs" <http://www.myfoxla.com/myfox/pages/Home /Detail?contentId=3894628&version=2&loca le=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1>
How ignorant are you guys? I've spent most of my life on the internet, and I know all of internet culture and the sites you refer to (4chan, 420chan, 7chan). First, you are "noobs" to the internet. You cannot understand our memes and our intricate inside jokes that are present all the way from NewGrounds to the Chans to MySpace to Google. You cannot begin to comprehend what you have done by drawing attention to these sites without first getting the whole story. I am not denying that these sites are bad, but you must realize that many people support what they are doing. Look how many people are laughing at you because you try to explain "lulz". Do you know the story behind OMGWTFBBQ? behind IMMA CHARGING MAH LAZER? behind LONGCAT IS LONG? If you don't know these memes, you don't know our cultures, and you don't know how we function. For example, in this thread, <http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/744 795/1> hundreds mock you because you have no idea what you are doing. You may use the internet for information, for news/sports/whatever, but that's just the tip of the iceburg. An entire culture is out there that loves when you get upset over us. Its what we feed upon.
If that was too long and you didn't read it (tl;dr fyi) the moral is: stay out of the parts of the internet beyond your comprehension. Because THATS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN. AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE AND I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BELAIR. I LOVE YOU STAMPER.
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IMMA CHARGIN MAH SEND BUTTON?
At 7/27/07 04:18 AM, Peaceblossom wrote: "Truly epic lulz come from random raids and invasions"
I was about to post that. Quoted for great, epic win justice.
At 7/26/07 03:39 PM, DeadBolt wrote: CRISIS OVER, CRISIS OVER.
I talked to him, he wasn't dead, just faking, but don't worry, I gave him a good hard spanking for what he did.
Thank Tom he survived. Oh, and he says he loves Tribal too.
At 7/26/07 03:37 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: I love you platinumwarrior and iateamexican (slipskull).
I love you too.
At 7/26/07 03:29 PM, OhMyMudkip wrote: That was so fake.
The convo is real, the death may be questionable
I don't know what to do.
iateamexican cut himself. He's bleeding and he's all white.
I tried to get him to stay with me, but it didn't work. I can't lose him again, I just can't! Help guys, what do I do? He's banned so he can't even post the chat log himself...
Direct from MSN Live: he is SlipSkull
SlipSkull says:
i cut my hanf
SlipSkull says:
*d
SlipSkull says:
theres lots of blood =d
SlipSkull says:
aww shit
PlatinumWarrior says:
uh oh
SlipSkull says:
it went in my keyboard
SlipSkull says:
dude
SlipSkull says:
im feelingh kinda droawy
SlipSkull says:
8drowasy
PlatinumWarrior says:
blood in the keyboard
SlipSkull says:
drow..
SlipSkull says:
dr......................................
.................
PlatinumWarrior says:
s'ok i know what you mean
SlipSkull says:
adst rsdatdf
SlipSkull says:
hv y
PlatinumWarrior says:
OH SHI-
PlatinumWarrior says:
stay with me man
PlatinumWarrior says:
what will the BBS do to me if i ?
SlipSkull says:
call 91.. wu.. wun..
SlipSkull says:
urghjj//
PlatinumWarrior says:
if i told them i was the last to talk to you?
PlatinumWarrior says:
i don't know where you live tard
SlipSkull says:
urghh..
SlipSkull says:
i..
SlipSkull says:
wanker.. *death*
PlatinumWarrior says:
you don't type urrgggghhh
PlatinumWarrior says:
unless you were dictating
SlipSkull says:
*life* fuck you *death*
PlatinumWarrior says:
well, better go post this on the bbs!
SlipSkull says:
sweet
PlatinumWarrior says:
ITS ALIVE
SlipSkull says:
i bitch slapped the blood and it splatterd all over my fingers like a gun shot on the wall
SlipSkull says:
also
SlipSkull says:
*death*
PlatinumWarrior says:
crap
SlipSkull says:
*life* make a thread now *death*
SlipSkull says:
*life* aww dude..
SlipSkull says:
this is fucked up
SlipSkull says:
i liked the blood off..
SlipSkull says:
im a vampire *death*
Awesome, can't wait to use it.
First post?
At 7/25/07 11:29 PM, Thewolf4000 wrote:At 7/25/07 10:35 PM, Tebone7 wrote:
And no- religion doesn't have anything to do with people believing in ghosts.I have to disagree, I've never seen an athiest who had any beliefs in anything paranormal. And some christians don't believe in ghosts, but they do believe in spirits, which are different. Ghosts are spirits who remain on Earth for some reason. Spirits are the souls of the dead who exist in Heaven and Hell
WRONG.
I'm an atheist. I don't believe in God or any kind of higher power.
However, I believe in Bigfoot and other mythical creatures (Nessie, Yeti, Mwabe-Mwabe), aliens of all sorts (Intelligent life on other planets, parallell universes, Mexicans), and ghosts/ghouls/poltergeists/Mexicans/were wolves.
Lurk moar.
There was a topic made by Wade that had him as the main subject. Too lazy to find it or tell more about it.
Siggies for everyone!
At 7/26/07 01:23 PM, KarpaL-TunnaL wrote: Mario 64, mainly because it revolutionized the whole Mario franchise.
Seconded with passion.
